XXX, I didn’t expect that.
Who didn't turn off the microphone there, I hz, but the show was pleased from the beginning
In the beginning was the word. The word was God. And God said
xxx are you out? You fuck the puppets!

When you laugh at death, don’t die laughing.

I grew up in a town where there was a large military part, here among those
I heard this story from the military. I don’t know the years, but it was in times.
Deployment of Soviet troops in Germany. A few brains
Officers of our brave army after service went to a German pub.
I don’t know how much I drank, but I’m up here.
German, approaches the bar stand, takes a hammer in his hands and beats the bar.
A metal gong hanging there. The public started
Applaud and drink for the health of this man. Our own languages are not
They liked the general attention and respect, and
Thro the evening, each of them considered it his duty to strike at least once.
In the gong, the Germans shouted "Gut Russiš bravo" and so on. At the end, when
They were going to leave, they brought a very long bill, it turned out that
At every blow of the gong, they ate the whole bar. Money is not such.
Under the threat of calling the police, someone ran to borrow some money.
Others were waiting in the pub. After that, they did not go into the pub anymore.
The whole part knew that the gong could not be beaten anyway.

I need an effective remedy for weight loss.
There is no problem. I will give you coal.
In powders or in pills?
In the bags. The wagons will be unloaded.

Men, I found a way to find a pair of socks! We lay down the washed masses of socks on a hangover, take a flash camera, take a photo - on the flash photo you will immediately see the same socks in color! (Those that the old shine blue, the new are absolutely black) Try.

The acquaintance was stopped by gauges for excess when he was driving from Kislovodsk home to Volgograd. He stands, justifies - type, guys, well understand, tomorrow to work at 9 p.m., and to drive another 700 kilometers, the car is killed, I press out what I can (and he has the oldest couple with a wonderful number of HER)... Well, the truckman asked him about the car, he felt, and then without a pause asks the question: - Well, at least one hundred can you give??? Chel on the machine answers: Well, if only from the mountain...
The geec raged like a horse, gave his documents and let go, approached his own and all began to bend together.. And to the driver only after 10 minutes came that he asked for money from him )))))))))))))

Sunday and Sunday (17:55:19 15/04/2009)
I found a historical document, my final, graduate work on Oblomov at the end of the 11th grade)) the last of only two paragraphs is as follows:
I would not take Oblomov to bite, but he loved to eat, like a real salty Russian man. He had a taste. He had a good taste. He was a gurman. He loved meat, and he didn’t like meat either. I like the quality of it, because I like to eat it myself. And wine he loved to drink, and quasa. I loved smelling tobacco. He had a tobacco shop, and when he was a guest, Oblomov licked the cover of the tobacco shop with the tip of his tongue, and stretching the guest as usual said: "Listen." But he didn’t just have a tobacco. He still had a dress. Oblomov loved the dress and everywhere in it one and went. I walked and smelled tobacco. And meat eaten. And so all day.
The Refrigerator (17:58:10 15/04/2009)
and ROFL
The Refrigerator (17:58:22 15/04/2009)
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
Monday and Sunday (17:58:34 15/04/2009)
I killed the puppy first.
Sunday and Sunday (17:58:47 15/04/2009)
Exam and Exam)
The Refrigerator (18:01:47 15/04/2009)
:D
The Refrigerator (18:01:51 15/04/2009)
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay
The refrigerator (18:01:53 15/04/2009)
) ) )

With unusual spam. The only time in the aska knocked a spammer with such words:
"Go through the link "..." and see how the horse fuels her with all the proletarian hatred"...
>_<
She has stayed [...]

d1gger17 (13:55:19 18/04/2009)
Shadow of Destiny - Shadow of Destiny

d1gger17 (13:55:22 18/04/2009)
Asked him

d1gger17 (13:55:30 18/04/2009)
"Will Brunswick capture the world?"

d1gger17 (13:55:44 18/04/2009)
The answer is "Yes, comrade commander!"

d1gger17 (13:56:02 18/04/2009)
I feel like the main browner.

The Danger:
I want a festive red kimato and dance in the Aonoku Valley with the music of the winds.
by MrPsiho:
And to let go... yes?

Do you want a mystery?
He: Let me
Too much meat, too little wood?
He is...hz
It’s a shit in the ass =)
I thought I was intellectually underdeveloped.

Conversation with one man. It works as an admin in a false.
A lot of compounds?
- Nea, a piece of 15, the main thing is not worth any license wheel.
Are they not afraid of checks and checks?

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Fignia, I worked as if in the court, likewise hernia almost 60 pieces of them 50 pieces with a pirate screw, approached as to the assistant of the chairman and asked what the check will be, he stood up and said that if that we will judge you - well no fuck

Moscow.Annual university medical examination.I will explain the procedure for the reception of boys with the surgeon.Teams of the doctor (big man) : Spread, turn your back, bend (i.e. become a cancer), spread half a drink with your hands, go to me (to love below the belt).And here to him came a pervac.Looked, turned his back, leaned, spread half a drink with his hands, and after the command go to me, our hero without changing his posture went to the doctor, i.e. The man's hairy ass slowly and inconveniently went to the surgeon, stretched and held by his hands in such a position.It must be understood that this is not easy enough, and the walk turned out to be interesting.The poor doctor endured, after this incident, he now commands:..release the half of his hands, get up, turn your face and go to me.

Loneliness is when you turn off anti-spam.

What was your biggest shame in life?

Who needs to: I didn’t go to the MGU.
PaDuKyJIuT: I did not enter the MGU.
Senshirou: I entered the MGU.

Alexey: Well, what will you do?
I would drink vodka, but I didn’t...
Alexey: (offended and outrageously) 0_o And I What, ubiquito.........

A cage with hamsters was brought to work. They are a great replacement for the shredder: they work slower, but the quality is just amazing!
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You hear, you just don’t try to miss through this cat shredder – you’ll lose the technique...

From the preparation:
Chicken, I love in any form (in my childhood, even raw from the kitchen stole and bite in the silk until my mom takes away)

A cruel childhood =))

likeSun
I came up with you a nick abbreviated from Ivanov Alexei well reflecting your charismatic personality

likeSun
Ivanal

<axis> You came late, I thought you would get up right away
<Max> went to Sasha. I came with a ticket with a description (almost literally) "I am green. Chicken barometer at three quarters. Who is Lenin?"
<Max> long learned that a Turkish tester smoked