I have not eaten for three days. I don’t sell food in the shops. I did not sell gum at the kiosk yesterday. I can’t travel by public transport – I’m stupid not selling a ticket. People, if anyone... exchange a five-thousand note, please!

Lara, are you okay? Have you calmed?
YYY: Yes, I am calm as a dough! Give me a rabbit and I’ll drown him.

What do you do if you burn in the sun?
I burn on other stars.

Are you all the time so nervous, hysterical, upset, you at least ever behave calmly? At least sometimes?
Yes, during sex I lie like a barrel :)

You will soon find out that you will also be covered.

From a tweet on the one-day strike:

The last idiot knows what quintessence is.! to
And what is it?
I will write to you now! Ups no, I’ll write tomorrow.
‪#WeCounterClosure of Wikipedia‬

by @VitaSvift

Mr. Mechanical: I feel like an idiot. All my life I laughed first on my mother and sister, then on my wife, that they were not able to determine exactly how much filling a cake needed, always remains superfluous, and I have something to feed while baking in the oven. Female eye measurement, irrational use of products, etc. Only yesterday accidentally heard how the wife teaches the daughter - filling do more, dad loves her just so to eat, always with a spoonful ready to serve.

by Anton 23:45:38

go to

And anticipating your answer:
1st I need nothing.
2nd I wanted to ask how things are
Three I won’t go to the U.S.)

by Anatoly 23:46:52

It is (

Post workers, kill the wall - shameful scammers! from my packages and packages of my acquaintances at different times pulled out different items - perfumes, candy, smoked coat, children's coats (I don't joke!Children's toys, and this summer stole MAGNITIK from the sea resort. Yob your mother, a magnetic from the city where you have not rested???! to

I yesterday photo "from the side" gaiters sent, went out well, but the expensive photos they have (c) Phin

XXX (11:23:57 12/07/2012)
So, remind me once again how to disassemble the tree?

Our old sick cat had ears inflamed, went to the veterinarian for a long time, smeared with ointment, fed antibiotics
In a couple of months, the cat has a stroke and we take her to the same veterinarian, to sleep. After the whole procedure, we weep with red eyes we mourn Musa, the doctor compassionately looks at us, the cat, on her ears with joy says: Oh! My ears are healed!! to

She wandered in front of her husband in shorts and compliments, and he said, "What funny cowards you have! Through them the pasta is well cut!"

While in the case of ass, your main question is not "What to do", but "Who is to blame", the ass around you will not end, no matter who is to blame. by Dixie.

Judging by the brief description of the Internet censorship law, a certain state structure will find sites with non-commercial content (pedophilia, suicide, drug manufacture) and send the owner and the host an instruction to remove it. If they ignore the prescription, the site is made public (!) The Register. Here are you and the forbidden search engine! And I thought the pedophile lobby was the fiction of deputies...

Listen to what happened to me. My sister was scared. She returned from a walk in the evening and brought with her a healthier beating ball-heart, gifted by an exhilarator. I went out to the hallway, it was dark. And a rope hangs from the ceiling, and on the ceiling there is some blood body. I thought it was all, trinitarian. Barclays in the House! Half came to life. and except the controller from the television, no weapons at hand.

XXX: What about him? Why is he roaring and roaring?
yyy: almost fired) this smart man decided to increase his salary through ArtMoney in 1C!)))
XXXX: Rolex

The bourgeoisie were completely outraged - 300 thousand euros for not being at work!! And why the Russian football team imported coaches? There are excellent Russian coaches Yemelianenko, Valuev, Smokey after all...

I know why I didn’t get a letter from Hogwarts.
XX: The post of Russia?
WOW: You knew

and scattered
13:41 I propose to submit a bill according to which schoolchildren simply cannot access the internet, and adults will somehow deal with suicide and drugs themselves.)