He: Let’s try Lifestyle, or the Contexts are already...
They are not delicious...

Suddenly I wondered why the eggs exploded. I decided to ask Google. He wrote a direct question to him "why an egg explodes in the SPC". The first reference caused me to hysterize.

"SVH means I serve the Devil’s Army! Read the Bible! They explode because the Lord Himself does not allow eggs to be cooked in the microwave on Easter!

I look at the hockey, I hear: "Haaaaaaaaaaaaa great pass on Ovechkin! A very harsh! But, unfortunately, Ovechkin still sits on the bench of spare, and the pas can not process, unfortunately.

The Prince (13:53:10 8/05/2008)
What are you tense.

Maximka (13:56:51 8/05/2008)
This is a fucking shit! You have to find a normal guy and negate your brains.

From an unknown resource:

Question: I have a problem. My ex-girlfriend wants to get an intimate tattoo in the form of my portrait around her vagina. It turns out that when she’ll fuck someone, they’ll fuck me in the mouth. I am uncomfortable, what should I do?

Answer: Make a tattoo around your mouth in the form of her vagina. When you get fucked in your mouth, you get fucked in your vagina. Let her be uncomfortable too.

The word "emo" is of the middle kind.

xxx> and I can't watch with my hairy legs

After the celebration of DR and Victory Day it turned out that the hope to go home at eight o’clock
The Volvo C80. Six people stayed comfortably in the room. My husband and I sat in the luggage.
Comfort is decent. If there were small pillows, I could sleep. Even in the luggage compartment (per just for such cases) the lighting works.

YYY: Who led it? If the owner was in the luggage...

XXX: The Thirsty Man

yyy:There is such a sign: if the owner is driving in the luggage compartment, then the new owner is driving, and they are going to the forest))

Rainbow Six:
At the intersection between the cars, unnaturally excited students-activists with ribbons melt.
And why don’t you have a tape, we’ll put it on your mirror.
Get out of the car.
You are what?!! That is a memory! A great victory!! to
Who was the commander of the 2nd Belarusian Front in 1945?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The Zucchini!!! to
and rocosovsky. Put x in your memory.
(First of all green-green)

In general, in contact with the picture, where everyone is marked in a row and the question on it: "What would you do if you saw me sitting on the snow and crying?"

One response in the comments killed:

Would you think: freezing in search of ice freshness? O_O

On the morning of May 7, I went by car. Stops the GAIShnik - why we exceed, all things. There is nothing smarter than to say that in 10 minutes Medvedev’s inauguration will begin and I rush to see it, I didn’t find it. He was released immediately and without a fine.

We were sitting with three friends. I saw him on the floor, half-picked system, kneeling at him and asking: "Have I changed the roof?""I see, the third, who at this time looked under his feet sharply slides his head and looks at me with amazed eyes. I understand that he heard something wrong, but I cannot understand what can not be heard in the phrase "a little changed". I ask :

I can see that you heard something wrong, what?
I heard you say to him, “Seek me!”

Q: Do you remember listening to Midi on the phone? The golden times.
Hey, young people... Do you remember listening to music on Chinese electronic watches? This is what the times were...

Ginger: Well and now 40 minutes with one student from the Canary communicated in a chat, told him the theory of black holes
What is the difference between supernovae and galactic holes?
All this
He seemed to be entangled, clarifying.
Well, and the final - gryu, I have a good movie on DC++ about supermassive minutes for 50
jump very late.
He went out and found Grya.
found answered
in the next moment I see: downloads from me from the XX folder a scientific knowledge film which is called "two members of the anus"

by 8.05.2008 I received a letter to Sapphire:
Good day!
On 07.05.2008 a dedicated channel for the Internet will be installed in the Kazan office. We ask you to contact us on 07.05.2088 in the morning.

I had to answer:
If I live to 2088 I will survive.

As for men, get rid of the beer bubble, and you are guaranteed more sex than you have now. Do you understand? In other words, if you don’t see your own penis because of your stomach, it’s unlikely that anyone else will want to look at it.
Steve Holman as Ironman

xxx: Baseline Security Analyzer v.2.1 - read originally as "Vazeline"...

Who is studying Sunday to Friday?? to
-Blin... this is the hottest breakdown of our government, when immediately after Friday comes Monday.

We’re also fucked up in Kazakhstan (So that’s from somewhere above.

Weight loss is "Yat" Approximately this is how the hostess reacts when evaluating the quality of the washing with this powder.

by CandyGod:
Antonia wants herself on the back of Lenin))
The Souvenir:
Anthoshah can be crazy by the age of 20 finally will want a brain?))