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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №16033
 20.04.2009
Chuvaku, who promised to become a homosexual after seeing the quote.
Do you like it? ?

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16032
 20.04.2009
I bought a cat. He’s whipped like a rage in the house.
Let’s all buy a cat and arrange a cat run.
and nine? We don’t eat so much!
We will only feed the one who wins.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №16031
 20.04.2009
From one blog:
— — —
And Somali pirates do not call themselves pirates, but “hydropartisan” or “aquacosaki”.

[ + 99 - ] Comment quote №16030
 20.04.2009
And many more people, when they do not know which letter to write in the word, try different, and look at which version does not overwhelm it?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №16029
 20.04.2009
I understand everything, of course, but how can you be registered in the ASK on December 6, 1974 (!) The year at 21:43:21???? to

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №16028
 20.04.2009
A splinterless splinter, a bunch of ash and two rubber pads tried to fuse a high-voltage cable.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №16027
 20.04.2009
The wife's brother asked immediately after work to come to him and set up adsl - internet on the wi fi modem. I immediately invited them to dinner.
This is the first time I’m going to work for food.)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №16026
 20.04.2009
In the year so in 97 at a meeting of the dean at the university together with students (there was such a fashion) deputy. Dean Veniamin Grigoryevich Podolsky on the phrase of one student that the dean inserts sticks into the wheels jumped up and issued the following phrase: "Please clarify which sticks and to whom specifically I inserted."

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №16025
 20.04.2009
Old age is when only money excites.
http://aforizmi.narod.ru

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №16024
 20.04.2009
http://proza.ru/2009/04/18/297

When I was a little girl, she once went hunting with me.
Early in the morning, it was still dark, we went with her to the river.
and Papule! So dark! I am scared!
“And to you,” I thought, and I said loudly, “Nothing, daughter, soon.”
The dawn. Step faster, or the ducks will all fly away.”
She was sleepy and her legs were cluttered.
“And to you!” I thought and put my daughter on my neck.
A loose backpack. Weight is taken.
I set her down on the shore and began to get a gun out of the cage.
“Dad, it’s cold for me!” the daughter cried.
“What about you!” I thought, took off my jacket and started wrapping my daughter.
and closer. I felt the cold now.
“Daddy, I want to eat,” the man immediately said.
“What about you!” I thought and began to take out the sandwiches from the backpack.
and thermos.
At this time, I hear a characteristic whisper above my head. The duck has passed.
“What about you!” I thought and looked at them with an anguish.
The girl started chewing the sandwich, but dropped it.
“And to you!” I thought, picked up the sandwich, ripped off the grass and gave it.
by Ella.
“He’s dirty!” she said reasonably.
“And to you!” I thought, but with patience, I pulled it out of the package.
A piece of sausage.
“I don’t want a sausage,” the man insulted.
“What about you?” I thought and gave her an apple.
She began to sneeze and sneeze.
At this time, I see – they are flying... I’ve prepared, I’ve thrown up the rifle. And here she shakes.
I said, “Dad, I want to write.”
And to you! I shoot anyway. The grandmother! By the way! Here is Unknown!
I hear a quiet whisper. I see the little girl standing, scared.
Close the ears. The clothes are wet. It was her reaction when
The Babak. But changing her is nothing. There are no spare socks.
“And to you!” I cried out in my hearts. Pulled a gun, drove in.
He picked up his backpack and, thinking, drowned with his daughter home.
When they returned, she dressed in dry socks and hugged me tightly:
“Dad, I love you so much!” I felt like I would take her.
myself again.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №16023
 20.04.2009
Why do we have so long internet bills?
This is because someone has a headache too often.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №16022
 20.04.2009
Yesterday he gave me a wonderful evening...He wasn’t home all night.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №16021
 20.04.2009
< Oleg > My friends... yeah.. some Oleg_frends ;)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №16020
 20.04.2009
Alice: That is something else. One day I was stuck in an office elevator between the first and third floors. As I bled, I thought how lucky I was to be alone. On the third floor, of course. Gender came in. So we walked in silence: I stood in the corner and pretended that it wasn’t me who stumbled, but he stood in the other corner and pretended that I wasn’t going into the dirt.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №16019
 20.04.2009
Vegetarian talk about soy sauce:
Do you enjoy eating something that reminds you of meat?? to
Do you eat carrots or carrots? How can you eat something like a cock?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №16018
 19.04.2009
HHH
We are on ul. It is a Canadian monument.)
A sign of friendship with the Japanese people – in the form of an egg))
Some Japanese symbolism.
13 years ago, in the deep night before Easter, one of the then roots – Destroy blue in the dust crumbled from a walk with the words “Easter! We need to paint the eggs!" and he walked to the other shore, taking on the way a bowl of paint and a brush and painted This egg.
Yesterday in the news showed how this egg is covered with a thick, thick layer of paraffin, so that the paint would not stick to it :)

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №16017
 19.04.2009
And you also thought that if a toy shakes badly in a kidney surprise, what cool is it?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №16016
 19.04.2009
xxx: Given my "hardness" with girls, becoming a blood donor may be my only chance to be inside a woman.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №16015
 19.04.2009
Yes, and there is access.
Basil: What is collapse? o0
Skafer: with root access >(

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №16014
 19.04.2009
- Okay, don't be deceived, or your ego is so bloated to the size of the universe!
by ha! The universe compared to my ego.

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