Mich1: How do you understand it? If two people hit one with their hands and feet, he has no right. I am protected from the laws of this kingdom. And with these ugly ones "to be reconciled" shouldn’t we sit down? Well well well.
White Dragon: They do not hit, but beat. Nuances as they say. That is, if they had fallen and already lying beats, then you can get what is and apply without any hassle. You have to think. One thing has crashed and crashed, another thing has crashed and crashed. Everything is difficult. This is also necessary to prevent abuse.
Mich1: That is, an ordinary, untrained and legally illiterate person when attacked by two with striking legs and hands, in a stressful situation should clearly realize that he is beaten, beaten or pined, is it dangerous for his life or there is a possibility of getting rid of bluets, and only after that to think of the line of defense - to apply, not to apply, or wait until the skull breaks? How difficult all this is.

The Ukrainian Army. The harsh realities.
XHHH: The questionnaires were distributed today
Tag: on Religion
HHH: But the patches had to fill them.
I filled it myself.
We now have a company of Muslims.

Analysis of:

If the goldfish is a caras, what kind of figured did the old man find in the sea?

There are marine carousels. Dorado, or according to the new trends of Dorado, also from the marine carases

This is a litrobol, baby, litrobol.

...
Litball is a sport. Like a bed and a bed.

If I pronounce the full name of my wife, Oksan Aleksandrovna, Ksenofontov, then all the cats run away.

>>>We have already made the film "Marshal of Finland", where, in fact, Mannerheim plays a Negro.

I realized that you have not watched this movie, nor even the trailer, and are familiar with it only by the news in the tape.
This low-budget film was shot in Kenya and it has ALL black actors.

XXX: What are you there, Boo?
No, we have noble drinks - cognac, whisky.
We are blessed.

My mother loves animals, but she can’t remember the names of the breeds. Thus were born the dog "meat-eating" (which means samojed) and the cat "kaifun" (mein-kun).

When I was a kid, I decided to surprise everyone and show magic. During his grandmother's birthday, he asked everyone to close their eyes, and he took a hammer and a nail to hit his grandmother's head and then pull it out under applause. My mom opened her eyes in time.

Officials are getting less and less nightmarish about small because we have fewer and fewer small.

I am the owner of the social card of a moscovite, like millions of others. A useful thing, but has its time, you need to get a new one. On the day of the march to this organization, family and service issues arose, and I could not go the morning as I wanted. Having completed all the work, I arrived there only by 17 o’clock. The office is empty. I quickly found the right office. The lady who was dealing with issuing new cards immediately got a new one, and handing me a signature said:
You see an intelligent person. What happened here from morning to lunch, I don’t even want to remember.

A gang of hoppies, who were bullshit in an electric car with mushrooms, was cut under the root.

HK: I’m trying to gather three workers out of five non-working boxes.
How about success?
HK: So far there are three unemployed.

Katze North: the cape. Mom in the newspaper read that through television you can "watch" citizens
Drekhann: Oh, and if you disassemble the telephone during work, you can get what was on the screen at that moment.

Aaa: When my girlfriend was studying Haskell, she asked me what a career in mathematics was. I answered that this is, in fact, a controversial necessity term indicating the fact that the functions of a binary work and Hom are connected. I also found a goat after that...

bbb: What a subtle relationship you have :) My wife and I don't talk about such topics :)

In the bull crawl.
Breathing on the move:
Steroids are over.
I will fall now.

A familiar American made repairs in the apartment, and put the switch in the bathroom in the American way: inside the bathroom. Type so it will save on the fact that the light does not burn while he enters the bathroom or goes out.
I congratulated him and calculated: the one-time saving of the entry-out would be 2 seconds. 1 minute a day, 6 hours a year. At the power of the lamps 18x5 = 90 W and tariff 5. 38 year savings will be 2 rubles 90 kopecks.
Payment for transfer of the switch - 800 rubles.
I’ve never seen him so ugly...
and #960;

Grother: You’re like on a train, and yourself online on Skype
Crow: z c ntktajyf
Crow :,kz
I am from the phone.
Grother: Yeah yes yes ?

We sit with a friend in a cafe, a guy with a girl is sitting at the next table. Immediately it is visible that the girl really likes the guy, he, then the affair constantly with her about something, does not want there to be an uncomfortable pause in communication. And Madam herself zero attention to him, sitting in her iPhone and she is okay. Here she suddenly breaks off from the smartphone and says to the guy, "I didn't understand, but why am I sitting here with you? “Call a taxi, I’m going home.”

I live in the village. I went to a local supermarket to buy fish. I approach the shelves, a young couple stands there, a girl shakes a bowl with a syrup (well, sometimes they put it differently, and to determine where more, you need to shake). The guy says to the girl:

What are you doing? There everything is the same. No one is shaking.

I am going to take the bank. I begin to shake. The guy:

Let you all go!