Olegart
Modern compasses have become surprisingly easy to collect. There is no expansion plate, there are no hemorrhoids with compatibility with something, there is a consistent SATA and USB everywhere on the periphery.

morhen_
Knowledge is destroyed!

Olegart
Soon is. What will young people learn?! to

morhen_
And most importantly, why respect old people if everything is accessible and understandable to young people?! to

Salae
Yes, you young people, heaven, IRQ is not different from IDDQD!

morhen_
You are offended! We also remember IDKFA.

Let’s make a vegetable day!
A : Oh! Let’s buy vegetables and start a healthy lifestyle!
Take a box of beer, drink and be like vegetables all day!! to

by Antichat

[03:39:18] <+Karantin> In Russian anecdotes Ukrainians are predominantly cunning and greedy.
[03:39:18] <+Karantin> But for the sake of justice, it should be noted that in Ukrainian anecdotes Russians are predominantly dead.

The case was in France. One young man lived on the first floor in a bustling neighborhood and in the toilet he had a glass in full height, coming straight out to the street, the glass on the side of the street looked, naturally, like a mirror... Well, he loved to fuck looking at the passers and all this city turmoil. One day, he left for a business trip and left the keys to his friend to look after the house. A friend had a sense of humor and changed the glass in the toilet for the usual one. The owner was in the wharf when passing by passers started pointing to him with a finger =)

Yaa your god: and I thought photoshop to you)
Yaroslava: photoshop to me on "goed naked retirement"

Complaining about this world is stupid. You have not seen others!

Really harsh programmers remember not their password, but their md5 password.

Review of The Island of Nim:
A girl named Nim lives on a remote island with her father. Her friends are the iguana Fred, the sea lion Selky, the turtle Chick, and a satellite plate for accessing the Internet.

Admines, coders, you’re not tired of reading about how somebody’s got rid of the hoops? bas.org.ru was originally created for quotes of a slightly different kind: here you will rarely find the program code in quotes, from which you can not get out. Could we do something different, sir? Those who don’t understand the line above (root@vpupkin# cat /dev/ass/ > /dev/head/), just don’t post your quotes – they’re unlikely to be interesting in the "computer" key ;-)
The Knight Jedi!

Ahhhh! And life then improves - the peelmen hasn't eaten for 3 months!!)

One of the first servants:
Incensorship is Prohibited (1st Kick)
...
7 is Apologizing or humiliating the administration is punished by removing the spell to the fucking

The Ministry of Defense of Ukraine has announced plans to film a film dedicated to the defense of Sevastopol during the Crimean War, reports IA "New Region". One of the objectives of this initiative is the desire to unleash the title of "city of Russian glory" attributed to Sevastopol.

It is planned to spend $20 million on the implementation of the project, part of which will be proposed to contribute to Russia, as Ukraine is not able to independently provide financing.

Snorka
How to split the disk into two when the system is already installed?
freem[a]n
Fuck him in the breath.
Snorka
and??( by
freem[a]n
Or take part in a party.
freem[a]n
But be careful with him.
Snorka
Medicaid does not go. I don’t have it and I can’t use it. How to breathe?

Vlad: Grandma just called Patriarch Alex
Good but not timid.
Vlad: Rap from the Patriarch
Where are the best beasts? We are in the temple!
Tagged: Pasha Patit
The Beast: Camon Camon
by Vlad:
Kameo, Kameo, Kameo, Kameo, Kameo, Kameo, Kameo, Kameo, Kameo and Kameo
Oh Mudil, bring the Kadil,
It will be a bold bit.
Even the devil has a point!! to

To the General's attention: the best thing to do with uncharged weapons is to have them.

The sound is not so stupid and it can be heard!

Address to the Ukrainian tourist company:

Hi to you! I would like to go to Ukraine this summer.

There is nothing in Ukraine. There is in Ukraine!

Fuck it with her. I’d rather go somewhere in Hawaii.

The Canaries. All the best!

Putin opened the Constitution of Russia and read:



In the event of death or incapacity of the President

Go to the Prime Minister.”



And I thought that the sin was great. The idea is good!

yyy (23:55:14 7/05/2008)
What a classy glimpse jumped - "Launch of the rocket "Topol-M" Nusevo )))

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He liked you so much, you’ll soon get rid of him.

yyy (23:57:07 7/05/2008)
I don’t mind having a rocket like that.)

xxx (23:57:36 7/05/2008)
It will be visible from far away.

yyy (23:57:48 7/05/2008)
I will have to disguise it.)

xxx (23:58:23 7/05/2008)
You will wear a cloth with the inscription: it is not a topol.

yyy (23:58:42 7/05/2008)
No, I’ll paint it in body color 😉

A U.S. military ship visited us. Well, of course, the excursions and all the stuff... I went down, looked at everything... When I was asked what I was looking so carefully, I replied that I remember the vulnerable places. Suddenly in the future it will be useful... The eyes of Americos and the translator should have seen))) O_o O_o

Ward, scutty and clever. At first, he pretends he doesn’t know the word "foolish", emphasizing it with red. And when you add it to the dictionary, it immediately shines with its knowledge that the word is worn and its use in the literary language is undesirable.