If you want to have a lean, beautiful body - pay your wife fitness!

XXXX: People, advise what you do so that you don’t get a hammer.
It helps me not to drink.

http://users.livejournal.com/_kv/1254488.html

In the run-up to yesterday’s story about Russian immigrants in Germany.

and Berlin. We stand with a crowd of pedestrians in the center of the city, at the crossroads, we wait.
green, and it does not turn on, broke...
Interestingly, the cars are also red.
Here we stand and wait for the German people to obey the law. Suddenly behind my back.
In pure Russian, "Take your feet in your mouth" and went. In the red. Immediately all
The crowd followed him.
He crossed the road, looked at us, splintered and said, “Yes, fucking,
It’s hard for you without a Führer.”

You also start to squeeze the control button stronger when in it.
Batteries are running out?
http://www.russianmontreal.ca/index.php?do=cat&category=kretinki

From Wikipedia:
Ununghexium is an artificially synthesized element that is not found in nature. It is not used anywhere.

Was it synthesized at all?

<ferym> clean on the door car respondent such a haircut
<ferym> why did you come to admin?
A. Bringing a beer
b) Bringing beer
c) Bringing beer
I go... I go.
<addmaster> ferym:... and wait for the entrance of the director :-D
<ferym> on the director everything thought out
<ferym> when he passes by, he starts beating electricity and shouts of the car respondent "SALARY ADMIN"

Why are you so lazy? Cuddled all night again?
It wasn’t from that key.

For all who quote about criminal liability for sex with minors. Read and remember: If you are 18 years old, you can’t have sex with someone who is not 16.
Girls who are older than 16, but under 18, and who threaten to trial 32-year-old romantics are wrong.
Guys who are over 18 and who think you can fuck when a girl is 14, you’re also wrong.
Guys who are under the age of 18 - fuck with those who are under the age of 16, you can.

by Dasha:
How to reinstall the computer
Need it urgently!

by Dasha:
and windows.

by dEc0dEnT:
I need a setup disk. Ask any of the guys you know to give Nasta a disc with a screw.

by Dasha:
Hope, she’s sitting crying.
And I cry.

by dEc0dEnT:
I also started crying here. Then not... I calmed down.

The unchanging leader of idiotic customer questions on the phone:
"Hello, is my computer ready?"

Phan (22:09:25 15/04/2009)
So tell me, as a man with an unfinished higher education, to a man with an unfinished higher education... why do mice crack not with a bunch, but with pieces?

Thessalonian (22:09:52 15/04/2009)
Not enough time to normalize.

On one of the websites:
News: The most sexy woman in the world
According to Esquire, the most desirable woman on the planet is 42-year-old Holly Berry.
I was very pleased with one of the stones:
Anonymous: I think at the moment the most sexy person is Saakashvili!

Do you want me to show you my objective?
I actually just washed the cloth.
What does this have to do with?
I stumble with saliva.

and survived! The shoulder broke the needle... pps...

What a fucking life. Hang a sign on the entrance to the door - painted. Who knew that not the door was painted, but the door pen?

Life in the multi-storey is a pipe. Today in the elevator:
What floor do you have?
and the seventh.
I: I press the button and I am the seventh.
She says: “Hello, I am upset.
) ? ? ?

A programmer who writes interactions with the network must be as careful as a Jedi who shaves the area of the pelvis with a Light Sword.

Maik Aira ‎(20:03):
Good afternoon Sugar! A wonderful evening, right?
moon ‎(20:04):
Dwarf to Dwarf! Evening and nothing... hot went.
Maik Aira ‎(20:06):
Heat went, let's find out, this is: 1. finally turned on hot water, 2. forgot to remove vodka in the refrigerator, 3. didn't run to the toilet?

* adm stumbled into the corridor new closet
<ibl> major
<ibl> could also buy a placard

I work as a staff manager in a small company. Two girls came to work. Please fill out the standard questionnaire. I read and slowly descended under the table. In the column "Family status" one of them wrote "There is a friend", the other - "In active search" ))) I think about entering the questionnaire of the column "Your nickname VKontakte";