A friend from Turkey arrived.

When you arrived, how did you rest?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Thank you, the vacation was successful. Not counting only almost every second drunk fool who oreth "Taaaaagiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyil!"

I came from the army, I am preparing for the EGE. Tasks are delivered...

Three friends study in the classroom – Anya, Vanya, Kolya. The children were given a math tasks at home. Arriving in the class, the children told the teacher the following information: if Anja solved the task, then Vanya did not decide or Sasha solved the task. If the task was decided by Vanya, it was not resolved by Anja and it was not resolved by Sasha. If Sasha decided the task, then she and Vanya decided, well, and so on.

In the place of a teacher, I would have figured out before checking homework, first of all, where, fucking, collie went? And secondly, where did Sasha come from?

The stomach consists of only three foods... don’t eat them and you’ll lose weight quickly!
Fats, carbohydrates and proteins - these are the foods :)

Tavareschu Phu
Puch: (the town is not big, the director was pleased at work, said that to help the girl took me, the secretary that - Natalie call)
Yesterday decided to walk with a friend, drink a beer, in the prospect to meet the girls. I drank, sat on the bench in front of two charming creatures, I come to meet.
I am a girl, can you make a company, serve a ice cream?
She’s gone naughty, we and the Webes don’t get to know.
Sit down to the laughing friend, continue to drink, then the dialogues of the girls:
They said that I would help some boss with papers, well there drawing.
Is the boss young?
I didn’t see him, he was in a rookie.
I don’t believe my ears...
I approach and ask:
My name is Natasha?
Yes, but how do you know? 0 - O
I was not in the Growth, but in the Growth Surveillance, drawing documents. Has the medical commission passed?
It is no, it is 0
I can't go by, I don't need such a fucking helper!
I should have seen her face ?

That’s right, there’s nothing a girl to do when she doesn’t get to know webcams!!! to

I want to sell a cat!!! to
xxx: Lovely, obedient, beautiful, sensible, puffy...
XXX is blushed.
No... I won’t sell it!

DiW: I noticed that a girl was flirting with a guy. He threw her the song Kisha "Eli the flesh of men". and stopped.

Only in Russian the words "bite" and "put" are synonyms.

XXX (08:09:19 3/07/2011)
you would have seen me yesterday: loaded in the laundry machine, put on the "delicate, fast, 800 twists"... first, - long to wait for this "fast"))
XXX (08:11:06 3/07/2011)
Secondly, when the mates had already begun to end, I had to ride on the machine because she decided to jump in the bathroom... and then I remember the unspoken, ride on the washing machine traveled three square meters xD

She is:
Why don’t you answer my question: "Hello, how do you"?
He is:
I’m used to ignoring spam.

I have a cat. Now I wonder how to call it. Does anyone have suggestions?

Yyy: Call it “D’Ivoire” and you’ll have your own Ivory Coast.

Qqq: What can encourage in the morning better than a strong mill coffee?
QQ: A piece of cake? mmm...
www is mined.
Qqq: blaat, and you won’t argue... =(

The Chereshnya:
I would read in the dream of the coming...
The Mad Dog:
Respect your parents.
The Chereshnya:
:D

On September 1, a woman goes into the store with her son and asks, “Are you getting sausages?” A wife to a son - here you see even the sauces

Alcohol: shit, the letters L and R on the headphones have gone away now I don’t know where to go.
fozzy: nothing, the main thing to put in the different ears.

Today morning on mail 2 news in a row:

"Traditional gay parade takes place in Madrid"

"GIBDD employees celebrate professional holiday"

I have to go to Madrid =)

Q: I didn’t go to the cage at all. I don’t use hemp. I shake my hands with my own resistance.
NN: How is it?
Well, with one hand in the other I cling and crawl. Resistance is identical to living weight. As isometrics, only with movement.
NN: AAA is clear. How about the chest? There is no dispute there! And push-up will not give such results.
Well, here is a living weight, called Small.)
The NN:?? to
Q: Well, I was pressed off before, I had little weight in the fall. Well, I clicked on the little girl (she was 9 years old), put her on my back and started to squeeze. And normally, I did a hundred compressions... And then recently I was surprised to find that the little girl is 16 years old, and she weighs 50 kilograms, and I still have a hundred on her back...

I met on the social network with a beautiful girl. Well, correspondence, compliments... Started communicating on Skype using a webcam. We agreed to meet at the bar. And then the dialogue:

I: I’m waiting for you to get hot and you’ll take off your dress.

Girl: And why? We will see you tomorrow.

It is broken =)

by Bearry

Reviews about the Kenon camera on Yandex.market:
The Dignity:
I shot the dead fly on the floor, you can see every hair of her, the details struck, by the way, on the video this fly was also seen on the ceiling, while alive.

I heard a wonderful story about the Russian harsh business.
To get a million dollars from the state for the construction of the road.
70% to steal, 30% to build a road.
A third of the prey is to be given to the prosecutor’s office and a third to the police in order not to be touched.
For the remaining money to buy a chic car and in six months to break it because of heroically made roads.

I love this fucking country.

Girls, you can break up even in your dream =(
YYY: guys, you are able to worship even in your dreams.