dr.Forest (14:39:37 6/07/2010)
We changed chairs just before the heat.

dr.Forest (14:39:45 6/07/2010)
Create new beautiful

dr.Forest (14:39:49 6/07/2010)
skinned

Chris (14:39:55 6/07/2010)
... ( the pip)

dr.Forest (14:40:01 6/07/2010)
We walk around the neighborhoods looking for the old ones.

The xxx:
If there is no form for baking maffins, what can I replace?
YYYY :
Are you asking me directly as a cook or as a person living in communion?

I will take a Russian-female conversation with me.
It doesn’t make women’s logic so simple.
He is in forty volumes. Each kilogram weighs 4. There are no pictures. Porn as well. The first 20 volumes are devoted to the female "Yes" and the female "No" A couple of volumes about "Dear, I look good?"
She: Hm... many concepts in a woman’s head, it seems, can only be described with drawings.)
ON: More than a dozen volumes about "This dress will not fill me?" There is a coloring appendix. Also in 40 volumes.
and there is a small e-book "How to get a girl to make a drop in 10 minutes after dating"
She: ha ha) and what, does it work? )))
He: I have not read. But I think there is advice to remove the prostitute. And maps of cities with points of view
She: ) probably )) because even drinking a girl so quickly is not real ))
ON: And there’s something about hypnosis: Intonational Power Notes
"You must suck out" (powered by voting)
"Please be careful!"
"Or I don’t know what’s going to happen to me" (suggested as a three-hour constipation voice)
I am punished by robots from the planet Geleon-17 (mechanical steel)
I was bitten by a snake!!!" (with a hysterical and panic voice)
I will die of laughter before I act like this.)
* removes excess paragraphs from the book

Admin: Sometimes you need to wash the cup, or its volume decreases.

Antosha [08 July, 09:11]
Why did you sit on my profile? A to))
and
Nasta [08 July, 09:11]
verification of)
and
Antosha [08 July, 09:11]
Do not trust?( by
and
vena cava [08 July, 09:11]
Trust me, but check how did you know?
and
Antoshka [08 July, 09:12]
I saw myself online when you came out of your ahaha

I heard that a man got married.
1000: How is it?
XXX: Well, I took it and went out.
000: Just unexpectedly somehow, early...Remember only the 1st course finished...
And love, my sweet boy, she’s not waiting! It happens, it circles in a passionate dance, and then you don’t care about prejudice!
A thousand means?
and yes (

Surprising in its frankness, the statement of the Chairman of the Moscow Duma on the lessons learned by his department from the Leningrad blockade scandal:

We found out once again that we lost the information battle. It was necessary to connect not the Internet, where they write what they think about us, but radio and television.

October: Some time ago, my wife and I used to argue about the outcome of the matches. Hockey, football, sometimes volleyball... before the game begins, we make a bet and get off. The bets are different - from who dusts the floor to performing various adult tricks. Since I am more interested in sports and better aware of the odds of certain teams, I watch bookmakers, read analysts, win more often. And sometimes I agree to argue about my wife’s rather exotic wishes. After watching the performance of the Spaniards and the Germans, I was ironily convinced in the final Netherlands-Germany and therefore without reflection agreed to the proposed condition. In the event of my victory, I asked for tomorrow’s dinner to eat out the chopsticks... But the wife who put on Spain won, because some of them in school learned a few words in Spanish, and in general they sing better. And so tomorrow, after work, I will shave the eggs and rub them with oil, instead of eating the chopsticks, so that they shine like a ball that the Germans have never been able to push into the gates of Spain.

I have a 12 year old son from the cinema. My mother asks:
Like a movie?
It is cool! The movie is dated.
What is that word, date?
...?...? Reduction is very good.

A bottle of kefir half a bottle.
YYYYYYYYYYYY I like this song too :)
XXX: What is the song? There is nothing to eat at home, but a week before the salary.

xxxxx ‎(18:46):
My cat almost never came when I played games.
Today he is lying around all day.
While I read and work.

yyyyy ‎(18:47):
Feel that you are changing.
yyyyy ‎(18:48):
You are Buddha enough.
yyyyy ‎(18:49):
You can feed her.

I lie with my wife on the couch, I watch TV, I start clinging to her...
She: No, I will not be today, I have a cold!
I: Is that here?! to
She: How is it! My nose does not breathe yet, and you are going to shut the last hole!! to
O_O

The female logic.

She: Size is not the main thing.
He: What is important then?
She is... fat!
He: Hey, that’s just one size!
Leave it away, in vain.

If all taxpayers knew what their taxes are, who would pay them?

The story of the hungry and fun student time of the early nineties. My friend and I (in the good sense of the word) lived together and went to eat with three girls living in the same room. Such an unsettling barter-we give them potatoes and sausages, they give us borscht, etc.
Here is one of the ladies-Ira on the nose birthday, and in Peter, as in the whole country, at that time with cheap gifts was tight. I bought with a friend in the garden a set of enameled dishes 5 pieces. From small, to healthy, which would fit a salad for a rural wedding...
And here before the meeting we decided that red dishes in white peanut, a fig gift for a girl in twenty years, we were just lucky, we bought sealed perfumes from the alkas.
I liked the smells, it was fun.
The next day, I came and gave the girls a small bowl from the set. he ate the borscht from the little one, did not noticeably hide it behind the sinus, and the one that was more distorted by the borscht, said thank you and left...
It lasted 5 weeks...
And when I was poured another soup into a huge bowl, Ira said...All!
I’m going to go to the outskirts!! The other girls cried...We had to tell everything...
They long and not without success pursued us with bamboo sticks from the floor, and when they exhaled, they confessed that they watched our house for hours.
“The dish” and decided that they went crazy of the wild snorkeling before the session...

She is:
I finally gave up my rights! I want to buy a car. Maybe
Can you advise what is best for a girl?
He is:
The laundry!

Hetfield 21:04
I was in depression last night and nothing helped me. I decided to go to church. Well, I came, I see - an announcement: demanding singers, workers, and just assistants. I approach from the best of my motivations and ask: ready to help, do you need me? Do you have a Moscow registration? not there? When there is, come here. And here I was covered with coaxil, let me roast! There is no place for gastrabytes in paradise, without a Moscow license they are not taken there! I will die, I will go to the cleansing place, and there they will cry against me: to hell, to hell. Arrived here...

Igor Glazirin: how much do the villas cost near the Volga (minutes 5 walk)?
CG Dmitry Frost: not long stand, burn often

I decided here with a loved one to read something on an intimate, so to speak, topic =)
I stopped reading after five minutes and came across this question:
Hello, I bought an intimate lubricant! I have a question, what to pray with it? (That is with him or me)"
They reacted in one voice: "Smash your head, fool!"

She
I will not do anything wrong with you.

She
No matter how tired you are.

She
There will be massages

She
Sassy

She
fucking

She
The massage

She
ppc

ON (13:08:36 5/07/2010)
Sassy XD