Have you heard of the mouse? Closed the boy.
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XXX: Only in Russia you can hear:"O!A piece of good asphalt!"

I watched all the series of Tom and Jerry. I came to the conclusion that whether you are talented, beautiful, honest, kind, hardworking and confident, do everything for the sake of your loved one, work for a successful career, there will always be any type of Rat that will destroy everything.

The cat is abusive:
I don’t know much about most of the aforementioned cases. I was once in the McDonald’s and burned some strange waffle with hot fresh jam, I can’t remember a more disgusting delight. The hamburgers collapse and it is impossible to eat them, there was some green uneatable leaf in the hamburger. I put potato sauce in a bag, I didn’t know what to do with it. The pleasure is zero.

Belphegor: Are you a human or a cat?

Undead
In your nick in the first letter is a mistake.
Sudak
Good day! You have already 3047 people joked about this topic. Stay with us.

News: NASA has published a panoramic photo taken by the Mars rover Opportunity.

What images does our Phobos soil transmit from the bottom of the ocean? When will they be published?
yyy: He is hindered by the floating nearby "World"

On the telecast about some show with the secrets of the world: "how to remove the brain and remain a human?"

I stumbled... and I was naive and couldn’t understand what happened to those around me...

A real tester always has a fair number of blueprints.
Having grabbed his forehead, he must try to repeat the mistake.

Have you seen that you have two delicious footprints of a football ball on your door?
XHH: on the right side
WOW: yesterday, there and on the intersection of the back bumper with the wing another trace, a child near the house is playing football
Hahaha, they are good...
Have you seen a necklace from their ears on my neck?

Goodbye, the evil, boring, cruel, terrible real world. Soon I will be dirty for you forever.

You girl, what did you leave? Don’t worry, you’ll find another. Do you want me to come to you? Will I sit with you?

Olli, come here if you want.

I will be in half an hour.

(21:39:12) Olga is offline.

(21:39:13) Seed: What do you set up?

The devil, the third. I will probably play tomorrow.

All two years considered himself a good designer of layouts, but it was time to move on, and started searching for vacancies for the best job, deciding to submit it to the boss in the form of an undercover: in his folder in the general documents on the server, where employees rarely look, he created a folder of vacancies and put five options. I pointed out to the boss - suddenly they will catch up with the raised salary, and I kindly decide to stay, and I got the answer: "I have dropped a couple of you there, look. You’re still a fig designer"... boring...

During the 1980 Olympics in Moscow was a live broadcast of the Olympic fire. I saw on TV: the runner carried a torch, and a special car was driving nearby. Suddenly the fire in the torch was extinguished. The runner just drove him into the open window of the special car and pulled him out burning again. Olympic fire in Greece. Teleportation was there.

As far as I remember, a special escort car in 1980 carried a special burner, the fire of which was lit from the Olympic. This burner burned continuously and was needed precisely in the case of a force majeure with a torch of a runner.

I don’t know... go go.

Fighter: O_O

Cody: Get warm

I wanted to start clinging to the neighbor.

Blue is a file.
M is?
And while Aralock was beaten, the blood went through the nose. And to wipe out no time, fight because, only smashed on the face, the table fell, the hands, the key. and. and. and.
and )
Everything would be nothing. Do not come to me at this time, grandmother. and. and. When I, in the blood, tap on the keyboard and scratch into the monitor incomprehensible words.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
“She’ll never believe me again that a computer isn’t a machine that makes me crazy.”

The Duma is reading a bill on censorship on the Internet, in particular, on the closure of Wikipedia. Earlier, the new Minister of Education announced the reduction of budget seats in universities. The Detective Conspiracy?

xxx:In the beginning, when I was jailed with two aunts over 30, I was in mourning. And here I sit, and the aunt discusses the recipes. I didn’t have breakfast, until lunch three hours, inside everything burst, saliva drops, and these sadists argue, they put oil in the chicken or the soup is poured.Blajajajajajajaja... I didn’t stand, I say, what do you do, I live on one of the peelings and chips, and you are a chicken, a chicken.They quieted so, then they excused, and such a poor man, like on one of the chips, you live alone, without parents. And now I’m in full chocolate, aunts are pulling me home food not only for lunch, but also to take home.
YYY: What is the minus? The ugly?
XXX: No, you are cute guys. You can pull electricity with serious intentions, or another cake with rat poison will be.

YYY: Did you study psychology as an interview? I think what questions to ask?
xxx:no usually run on the resume, look at the adequacy of a person and all that.
yyy: more and more difficult in fact, resume and adequacy is not enough) I need to know how much an executive person is. Will he do whatever I say?
yyy:I came up with the question "Kiss me shoes" :D

Luckily all the office cried)) throw the poster on the print "Factors that negatively affect young soldiers" one of the factors "intelligence"... and you will not argue))

I heard on the radio, apparently, the wife’s congratulations:
Dear Dima, I sincerely congratulate you on your birthday, I wish you to remain as happy, sensitive, caring and loving. To my warm words join your loving children, brother and parents. We all love you very much and want to put you the song "The Forest Eagle".

Questions and Answers:
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How to get the same chocolate as in the shops?

The best answer:
by 4821
Buy chocolate in the store to melt and pour into the shape.