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How to Make a Blue Screen of Death in Win10?

GIBDDec: Sitting behind the computer of the accountant, further "it itself" breaks

Manager is a diagnosis.
Another call of the offices was epically painted by a lady who fell into a stupor after asking "What is your time zone?".
Is it how?
What is the difference in time with Moscow?
How do I know?! to
Girl, I need to know if I call you during your working hours or not.
- The clock ahead of me is 14:50, and what about Moscow at all?! to
And indeed... Vanguay, that then in her office will go the fairy tale about the “hunky moscovites” who demand that all their time be known. Because of the fact that me and Moscow only time and unites :D

The person who finds out how to give puzzles on the internet will become a billionaire.

The time when people didn’t believe television and trusted social networks has been irrevocably lost. Now no one believes the social networks, except those who preserved the original naive.

Do you know Muhammad Ali’s real name?
No and what?
He changed his name when he became a Muslim. His real name was Cassius Clay.
and exactly! Freddie Mercury has another real name.
Which one?
Faruh Bulsara
Those Muslims.
He was a Zoroastrian.

During the school period my height was very low, and offensive nicknames could not be avoided.

They called всяко: Short, Small and other not very original nicknames associated with my deficiency. By the way, I did not pay special attention to this.

After finishing eighth grade, I decided to move to another school, with a physico-mathematical deviation. I was waiting for a new name, but decided to score it, because physics was needed.

So, get to know, now my nickname is Material Point.

Vin Kaput again pleased with the thought:
Are you afraid of flying because of the threat of a terrorist attack? Use the Middle East airlines. What message can a fanatic convey by blowing them up?

Indeed, before boarding in Dubai airlines you can not check passengers at all. If a clown decides to explode, his own will laugh. And in the plane.

We offer motorcycle service before departure. I washed the chains, lubricated with oil, and at this time I was engaged in oil and antifreeze.
Are you washing the chain?
WOW: Yes
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Oh no, I got hit.

Marrying a Frigid Wife

You are the classic example of a fool.
You can’t fuck and are unhappy that you don’t give.
Have you ever had an orgasm? or from sex with you only sluggish mucous and ridiculous body movements?

He is suffering - so what do I need, a multivarka with a vagina or a vagina with a multivarka?
She suffers - so do I need a mammoth skin or to lick regularly, verbally and non-verbally?
And only aunt and aunt are happy - what a space for self-realization!

In Zaporozhye, the shale was shot from a grenade. A criminal case was initiated under the article "Huliganism".

Do not scare the man:

What does this have to do with a partner? An ordinary girl, very clean. But the "natural smell" is disgusting, and the mucus is disgusting.

Sorry, but you are really sorry. You have problems, you need to be treated, at best with a psychologist. Just don’t transfer your personal problems to healthy people. The deviation from the norm is you, not the billions of people who don’t hate sex

Maybe he is just asexual. Nothing terrible, well, a man does not want to have sex, who is bad about it?

kO: Yesterday I watched Warcraft in the cinema, the Count is good and does not lie :)

Irina Petrova: Hello
Hi Irka! → Have I changed the name? Have you married? For whom?
Irina Petrova: for Petrova!

The Terminator did nothing. He drowned in a melted metal. c) J. Loose

Oh man :

>>> Fuck, get married... Here, fucking, just talk to no one, even in the loop!

The contacts must be left!

Somewhere on the edge of my eyes read the news (how lucky that there is no photo!) is
About the fact that one elderly and all-known lady, AP, split up in order to advertise her husband's television project.

The Questions:
How can I protect myself from viewing those photos?
2) how to develop this if the advertisement itself jumps onto my screen, as is often the case today?

Several times a week I read the "Abolite" child from crust to crust, there are no shepherds and fishermen.

So you don’t read the poetry fairy tale “Abbolit,” but read the fairy tale “Doctor Abbolit,” and it will be about the shepherds and the fishermen.

So is!

I opened the man’s eyes:

Fuck, get married... here, fucking, just talk to no one, even in the loop!

Brother, you won't believe - after marriage - the same! I want to fuck...

XXX: Well, these are... glamorous woodcut.
Reduced by glossaries?