Every morning I feel like a Chinese swallow! You cuddle, you cuddle, and your eyes are narrow all the time.

I sit at work, I don’t touch anyone, a partner runs, and cries with square eyes "Where is toilet paper?I’m saying – in the refrigerator, he gets the SCOTCH and runs away! 0 - O

>>> I go into the bathroom, look at the floor and see your cowards go under the bathroom. At first, I decided to go to Gluck, then I decided to check. It turned out not a glucose, but three cockroaches decided to scratch your cowards))

In fact, they were calves. :)

My beloved man gave me a flower a day ago, and to my shout that he has already grown, he replied, "Well, you are not 15 years old!"

(2:26:04) 19N4T0V: small nurses - angels of cawa
(2:26:13) 19N4T0V: fun whisper joyfully playing
(2:26:22) 19N4T0V: ears on clutches, tails with torch
(2:26:32) 19N4T0V: the mouths are spotted with white milk
(2:26:43) 19N4T0V: Can you crush it or crush it?
(2:27:24) XXXX: Man, I bound up with drugs

Dennis: Well, can we go out?
REM: I’m drinking coffee now
[17:46:11] Rem: I will write
Dennis: Okay
[18:05:54] Denis: Well what?
[18:09:56] REM: I drink a cup of tea
[18:10:11] Denis: Have you cheated what?

I work for a local provider. The girl calls: "Oh, I don’t have the internet!"
I: "Do you have internet via a modem or optical fiber?"
Answer: "Yes, through the window, we have wi-fi"

I bought a smartphone on Android. At home small (7 years old) took to play, after 10 minutes approaches and asks what it means "the victim" 0_o It turned out, when entering the pizza. keyboard swipe, in addition to other nurseries, gives this option.

She knows more matte than I do.

I am standing over the smoothing board, drying jeans. In one hand a fan, and with the other hand I walk through them and check whether it is dry or not, the batha enters and says, "For this there is a straw."

Jora: I would like to live to old age at least to see how old ladies will live and look, who now, in the face of glamorous kisses, melt their fingers at the wheel of lexus, and divide people into two categories, those who owe them something and those who joke.

Damn you will surprise anyone with their dumb talk about Contex-Coldrex, standing in the pharmacy at the box office and not so listening. I will first ask you to repeat, then again each item separately, and if you do not evaporate, I will feel that you have so many diseases at once (and I will be pleased, because everything together pulls a small amount), I will put everything together, pack, take the money and try the check. as a result, I will remain with revenue, and you - with all this pile of goods you do not need, because the medicines of the proper quality released from the pharmacies... return and exchange are not subject to the order of the Ministry of Health.

With respect, w. Pharmacy

A girl in the square wants to meet.
She describes herself)
I: bones, meat, half a barrel of blood, and cheerful eyes.
The contact has deleted itself from your contact list.

Per the girl was too impressive XDD

XX: And actually, what can be “unethical” in the body? I do not understand...
and fucking. The most unethical body places :)
XXX Why? and :)
YYY: It is put on ethics.

Comments to the photo of the girl on the backdrop of the sea:
1 – A beautiful photo.
Photo of the girl: AGA
~boy_2~: electricity some girlfriend horizon clamps

The famous TV host Yuri Nikolaev damaged the car of the guest Nikita Mikhalkov.
The Star Wars. The beginning.

I guess the crossword. My mom asks what do you think about? I say Geometric body, 5 letters, third E. Then, listening to the variants, I concluded that the female brain solves similar tasks by random selection, and the condition is not taken into account. The options were: square, cubic, oval, rumble, triangle... The Sphere was only reached when this endless procedure was interrupted by the dad, who was tired of my laughter))

111, and I have the same!!! to
222) and what is it?
111: such an ax as a big fly in a striped shirt with a spike in the ass.

from VK:

Do you know...
There is 0.2 milligrams of gold in our body.

Commentary: It is not true! For my grandmother I am all gold.

I explain: "Tagiyiyiyiyil!" this is the next rush of our rush when 2 digiles from the tagil went to rest abroad. naturally considering himself and his tagil the center of the world, in a drunk ugar, one of them spells only this word on the occasion and without (often the bases), and the 2nd in the style of bylogop comments on what is happening (a corresponding vocabulary).
Diagnosis: invented and played by a bucket for a bucket
And the fact that you don’t know where it came from means that it’s not yet lost.

No one is so sorry for me as being ready in a 40-degree heat.