About the Countess
one colleague very manned (no relation to aristocracy)
We call it the ‘shelf’ because, in order not to be a fellow with the hoolpians, to whom it has counted us, it has equipped the workplace, between the wall and the closet.
Завхоз Иванович after several changes in the office advised her to sit in the closet at all.

My sister picked up a black, healthy but very exhausted cat a couple of weeks ago. At the moment, she already has a cat and a tax. The cat recovered, went away and began to show sexual interest in Dobrin, and loudly and at half five in the morning, for which he was expelled to the street, and the door was locked. A couple of minutes later, the uterine bubble sounded and the sound of concrete torn by demonic nails. After 2 minutes, the door shaken and gave up, and the cat returned under our roof...And I sat down and got upset. All the stories of Stephen King that I had read, or at least heard of, were flying in front of my inner eyes, and the hellish Barsick, looking insulted, ate and went to bed. Cole says he’ll fuck and eat Goodryna, then fuck and eat Norris, he’ll just kill him, he’ll not fuck. I will die the last after I have given birth and raised the demonic child that this Beelzebub animal has instilled in me. And I think somebody has read horrors and that’s discrimination because he’s black. So today I will just catch it and castrate it. The cat was not delighted, but two hours ago Kohl was going to take him to the taiga near Tambov.

Recently, we discussed situations where parents are dissatisfied with their children (especially these favorite topics are "when you get married", "when you find a normal job", "when you give birth" and so on.), remembered the story of our common acquaintance, whom my mother drank for not being married. has gone out.

Immediately the claim is that the husband is poor and can not buy an apartment (the husband's startup only broke up then). My husband broke up his business and bought an apartment.

There are no children. She gave birth. One child is too little. She gave birth to two more. The problem is that all children are boys. She gave birth to a girl. Explanatory work began about the fact that boys should be technicians and from childhood to study physics in depth, and her boys are wrong.

...in short, once again came to the conclusion that such parents are never humiliated, no matter how perfectly you lived, they are permanently dissatisfied.



The one I know, by the way, is fine. My husband and children went abroad more than a year ago. to Australia. In the pcs.

I was so lazy to figure out how to adjust the time on the microwave that I just turned it on the socket right at midnight.

Looking for this:
People, help if you can.16-20 years ago read a story, go to a book, I don't remember.a family of mutants lives on a slope, it seems in rocky mountains, all of them with certain funny abilities.

Henry Cuttner - The Cotton with Trouble, really a good thing

Ask me, “Am I fat?”To save time and nerves, always answer, “Yes, I’m a shit!”

My neighbors have 7 children of which 4 boys and 3 girls, 4 dogs (two courtyards, a giant shepherd and a kitten), 9 cats (almost all the animals were taken from terrible conditions) The husband works all day, running only for lunch, and the wife in the evenings (fitness coach). From the house always smells delicious, inside clean (sometimes I go for tea), children learn well, very independent. They regularly go out for the weekend to rest all the scope. Very cute, fun, responsive and kind guys. I think they are Satanists.)

In the shop:
Is it genetically modified carrots?
Seller: No, but why are you asking?
Carrot: Yes, why are you asking?

And for those "non-dams" who want only romantic relationships, there has long been a definition of "dynamishmen".
and ==
Dynamish is the one who was taken off, served, danced - and she went to the toilet to put her nose, through the fork and take a taxi home. A poor student has nothing to eat.
And if a woman wants only romance - she will let her partner understand about this, and if the partner has no sperm-propelled washing machine in his head, he will either discourage to look for what he will give, or will continue a romantic relationship, without physical intimacy.

I know there are many mothers here, so here is a huge request to you - don't walk with your children on the side of the road. even if there is a lawn, even if there are grasses and flowers, beautiful trees and other branches.
Yesterday a little boy, three years old, rushed under my wheel. He was just playing with the machine, and in a second he was already in the middle of the road. I would not have had time to slow down, although the speed was only 40-45km\h, but, fortunately, I turned around on an empty road.
Please do not allow this to happen because of the child's madness can happen irreparable

Preparation for a new expensive phone:

Hardkov: Yes, and why "Hi-Fi headphones with 24 bit/192 kHz" support come with the smartphone? Hearing range up to 20 kHz) Does anyone else do this?
sawfd112: So 192kHz is not the frequency range of sound, but discretion.
mrzkstja2: sawfd112, wow-woo easier with words, we came here to degrade.

The topic of androgenic winoche:

Tolerance is a medical term, taken from transplantology and means the inability of the body to distinguish foreign organs. This state is achieved by the gradual suppression of toxic substances of the body's immune system, leading to apathy and indifference. Total tolerance is death.

WOW: We don’t need to mix medical and sociological terms together. You will also say that transmissible diseases are autoimmune diseases.

No matter what, I think the predator is the worst alien.
I would look at you if he attacked you.
He’t touch me.
WOW: So why is that?
He does not touch the poor.

I beg you!

The most difficult thing in motherhood is that when you have a baby, you will cease to be just yourself. You will always be "you" You can no longer just get sick, just sleep, just leave. Pregnancy connects two lives.
Many mothers love their children and are happy to raise them. But it’s hard, forever to stop being "your" and become "you".
Respect the mothers. They are not easy.

It all starts earlier! When you get married you become "you". Everywhere everybody asks where your half is. Surprisingly, half of them have plans. It is good if only relatives suffer from this, but if friends...

to this:
I bought it in the store yesterday. He told my father in a telephone conversation. I did not write a word about it on the internet. Today, Google in contextual advertising offers me to buy swirls... Big Brother is watching you!

Jokes, but recently in a conversation on Skype I mentioned that I should buy a box for credit cards. Just sounded a thought, looking for nothing anywhere. A few days later I saw a contextual advertisement offering to buy such a box. How can I not become paranoid?

Removing caterpillars from a forum.
You come to the kitchen at night, turn on the lights and nuts: "Well, all our dishes - hug me at the end - I die of hunger!"
Buy Chinese pencil - they love to paint it on the walls - they forget to eat and reproduce.

<Neitrinus> The glass is always empty
<Neitrinus> Because the total volume of the particles of which a water molecule is made up is less than 0.0001% of the volume of that molecule itself. The rest is emptiness.

I say, well, you have 9 times 20 and a total of 180. Surprise in empty eyes. It is magic!"

You laugh. When I was practicing at the factory, the boy worked next to me, gathered in the polytech!!!) to act. Entry exams - mathematics (including algebra, geometry and the school part of the tower), physics, composition.

So I explained to him how to put it in a pile. What a tablespoon! And the mistakes in the words made such that I caught my head, there "Albanian" rested with a rating of 5.

How tired of the same quarrels, scattered either by the administration or simply by the potential participants of the House-2" on life...
People, let’s hit the shit with anecdotes? Everything is more fun. As soon as we see the scratch, we begin to "treat".

"For detailed information about the nature of Siberia use the link."

Naively

20523, so why not indicate this wage fork in the vacancy? Those who are not pleased with it will shed the vacancy and will not waste your energy and time on your company.

They all hope that there will be a seeker, fully satisfying them, but asking for a salary of 3-10 times less than the lowest value.