by JJ:
A person cannot imagine what the real picture of being looks like, because he can see less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum and hear no more than 1% of the acoustic. 90% of the cells in your body work in symbiosis with microorganisms that have their own DNA and are not yours. Humans have 46 chromosomes, two fewer than potatoes.

The commentary:
How to live now?
Let’s talk to the potatoes.

Hubr, discussion of the topic "What will happen after the entry into force of the law "On the protection of children from information?""

GearHead: I am very interested in the phrase “information that is harmful to health.” I read my son’s blog post and his brain exploded.
Sterhel: Oh, I read some political post about how everything in the country is done only for our well-being, dropped boiling water with laughter — and ran to the burn center to fix the damage.

How old are you?
– 16
Long been done?
2.5 years ago

C to LOR:
Linux is a flexible system, it easily repeats the curvature of the owner’s hands.

She went to the pharmacy window and accidentally stumbled on a man’s leg.
I: Oh sorry to you!
M: Girl, you have to be more careful, look under your feet))
I: Yes, I am, as usual, straight forward and to the victory of communism :)
M: And, as usual, on bodies

If there is a sand on the bottom, then the flow is good.
YYY: Oh, there is a flow there?
XX: There is flow everywhere.
YYY: Well, that means it will disappear...
You won’t be fucking into the lake!!! to

Listen, I am thinking here. This is the post of Russia. It gives loans and accepts utility payments. He sells mobile phones and produces plastic cards. The universal guys. Per it was their team that had to go to the Euro?
No to No! In no case! Think of it "So. The ball was captured by the PR team. And the ball, dear fans, mysteriously disappears for two weeks!

Dialogue with husband about work.
Do you want to work as a content manager?
C: I want to work as a mother.
I: Do you have work experience?
Yes, two grandchildren
I: What about the recommendations?
C: I get
I: Well, let’s go to an interview.

Why don’t I think I’m on the keyboard?!?!?! to
Sometimes it happens ?
Take a deep breath ? ? ?
This is what psychotherapist Darth Vader said.

I went to the parental meeting yesterday. I liked my son’s way:
"Mommy, most importantly don’t trust anyone there".

HH: And all that’s in it...
There are two deficits.

The biggest mistake in a woman’s life is always a man, and the biggest mistake in a man’s life is not working.

Citizens of the Russian nationality who remained in Moscow have long moved to foreign cars, and vice versa, some foreigners ride Russian cars. I caught that night a funny loophole jiggull, coming right from my childhood. The driver only understood "500 to Kuzminok", but smiled welcomingly. By the center he rolled carefully between the German messers, and only on the empty flight highway relaxed, cast music. There was a column behind every ear. The night exploded by a crazy Southern orchestra in the style of Lady Gaga of Samarkand. We flew through Volgograd faster than the old Hotabich on a carpet-plane, the stars fell from the sky by surprise. Near the metro Kuzminki, where it was necessary to turn to the entrance, cut off the music and again strained. There were some personalities on the sidewalk. After looking at them, the driver grabbed into the steering wheel and confusedly said with a strong accent: "I am afraid of these non-Russian..."

My younger brother is a first-class student. He sits on the 137th trolley bus every morning, then transfers to the 564th bus, travels to the 94th district and goes to the 1128th school to learn to count to ten.

How sad it is that the present generation has forgotten that gentlemen do not tell about their feats.

XXX: I come home and the house is written shit return the pharmacy! P is narcissistic! A broken window
Why is my window closed?! to

I talked to God today.)
Probably a goddess?
Is it jealousy?
Yes, I am about myself!
He is humble))

XXX: So, I’m playing in Minecraft. And there the day lasts for 10 minutes, the night goes on, and at night all kinds of fools come out who dream of killing me. To do this on the first day of the game, newcomers are advised to obtain any, but a refuge. To prevent, I have a zombie in the house!111 I filled all the holes in the mountain where I was going to build a house. The first night comes. Terrible uterine sounds, from which blood shakes in my veins. But I know that in the afternoon they will all disappear, so it is more or less calm. I'm dealing with one zombie, which came out I don't know where, I wait for the next morning. The day is coming, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, but the uterine sound is nowhere! I’m scared, it’s very loud, very scary and a nightmare, day too! A zombie attack, no one. The sound does not stop!
I thought Gluc - passed over - nothing.
The uterine sounds do not stop.
And only after digging a couple of cubes of land, I stumbled upon a hole (which I had previously made from the outside) which was a sneezing zombie.
I could not deal with them and decided to make the hole back.
Now I have neighbors, and I’m not alone in this world of minecraft.

Xxx: Hi, have not been seen for 2 months?
Hello, Pepper is simple. I went out of work a week ago, angry straight, I can’t! Then she went on to another and left her. Everyone is angry with me!! The car breaks down constantly, I can't even get out of the country, giving 200 km! How everything is angry. Yesterday I broke up with the guy in addition, he was dumb with me because he was bored!!! Why is it all so??? What to do? How angry it all!! to
Going to the USA? and? The two? Please!! Just let’s leave everything and go, give birth to children, get ready to work? What do you say?
HHH: I just asked how it works!

from Twitter.

Scientists have found that in space worms live longer than on Earth

Hahahah, why is it all? Yes, because there is no rain in space and these dots do not go on the asphalt under the feet of pedestrians.)))

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! You gave me the right answer, lol.