The problem of zombie apocalypse will be quickly solved by flies. Zombies (factually dead bodies) - flies - flies bite zombies - even more flies, etc.
Fear of the Apocalypse.
Mila Jovovich with a flyboy in each hand!

Pregnancy is a great time for sex. You will not be guaranteed pregnant.

XXXX: Improving skills, books for growth...
XXX: Get rid of it.
xxx: I have a senior project manager, Natasha. She is 30. Three sons. The younger went to school last year.
Her husband left her when her third child was born, her parents and all relatives in another city... So here’s what I’ll tell you. I have never met a better manager in my life. I will never give it to anyone for any money.)

Religion is a worldview that does not even die to the end.

The Russian river Dnieper originates in Smolensk, and transits through Ukraine. News of the week.

Hello to you! Wife has given birth?
She gave birth.
to whom?
and twins.
It is cool! Congratulations to you!! To whom are they similar?
A friend to a friend.

X: Did you crack again yesterday?
YYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: How did you find out?
xxxx from the calendar
XXX was Friday.
YYY: the goat

Profiteka.ru, comments to the questionnaire of the child clown:
We really liked the performance. Thank you to Sergey for the responsible approach. Alisha, 4 years old, and his mother.
A great specialist! The child wasn’t straight off. Very liked it. Masha (4) and Arthur (6).
What shit did this miracle do in our company? Ivan is 41 years old.

I: Do you want a fist?
I want, but not such. I want cheesecakes.

Well, how do they want to instill us that homo is the norm. Fuck the norms. I wish you good luck, so go on. The shit doesn’t go either.
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I wonder why normal people are still trying to explain something to you. In general, homophobia is no better than all other phobias. And yes, what you are not afraid, and contrary - does not change anything.

The joke:
- It is impossible to live here, from my windows you can look into the windows of the women's bathroom!
I looked out of your window and saw nothing.
Go to the closet!

There are only flight tickets in the box office.
The other - the license for the screw is violated when cloning (this is the 97th screw, apparently)
In the third sex with pregnant women is harmful, this is also the beginning of the 90s, Soviet sex world.

I understood, here is a temporary portal, whichever year? by 30.05.2013)

Here is this:
Would you fuck your pregnant wife? Would you at least get up on her? Somehow I am very doubtful. A bunch of male betrayal occurs precisely because of the pregnancy of the wife - you want to fuck, and from the wife in this state. Here you have to either sit for nine months on the "hungry patch" or look for alternatives. What does not prevent, by the way, to properly take care of the wife, and at the end of her pregnancy to return to normal sexual life with her.

In fact, if there are no pathologies, then you can and need to have sex. And on a wife very even stands up if the wife is loved. Even when she is no longer visible. And if you get rid of her, then know, and don’t love her then – why did you make a child, is asked?

Would you like tea or coffee?
Coffee please.
There you go.
An adult student, everything boldly translates, and then replaced on the last phrase.
I say, you will translate as you can, you will be mistaken - not scary, try!
Quiet so, surprisingly... "Do you go with your coffee"?

Wow, what beautiful people they are!

In the center of Moscow, during an unauthorized rally of representatives of the capital LGBT community, there was a fight between Orthodox and gay activists.

The old joke sounded new:

-Comrade Major, there are pidders fighting with fanatics!
How about ours?

If a pregnant woman feels good and wants - sex will be both oral and different. And if she doesn’t want to, if she’s sick, if she can’t experience orgasm or even excitement – then what hell is oral sex? by force? This is her enormous reproductive work - for your overall result, she rejects herself in many ways, undermines her health, spends her resources, sacrifices her career. It is not only her choice, but also your common one. Is it hard to endure? Why does this propaganda "you don’t want it, and the man needs it"?

Hi to
What can improve your mood?

Hi to
Potatoes with meat

Watch the new "Dracula"
HH: I did not understand.
Q: How did it come to pass that Bard took such an epic armor from Smaug and didn’t tell anyone about it?
When did Taiwin Lannister become a vampire?
Q: Can anyone explain to me what kind of shit they have in Azeroth at all?

Any product can be ruined. Blah blah blah It will not be poisoned, but it will not taste good.
And already vinegret from rubbed vegetables I recommend only to the teethless."
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It depends on the eating habits established in childhood. If the boy's mom made the "most delicious" rubbed vinegret, then the girl who cuts the vegetables in cubes will be stamped with disappointment. Because food is either a way to maintain a comfortable life, or a cult and a reason to fuck.

Not all interested people came to the ovules to read, of course.
I am in the most popular reproductive age, under 30. 90% of my friends are there, I speak for all of us.
For 40 weeks of pregnancy, and doctors consider it to be weeks, except for 3-4 weeks of toxicity (sick, bad), which does not happen to everyone at all, and the last 2 weeks (to not provoke labor activity), a woman is overwhelmed with hormones and no sex at all. Exceptions are the threat of interruption or health condition. The rest is blasphemy or justification for blasphemy.

Mother of 2 children

The young man:

As I went to the topic of relationships, I have a question, mainly for girls. The first step should be taken, okay. The question is, what are the boundaries of this step, what is its beginning and its end?

Sympathy is immediately visible. Both genders are very interested in themselves. The first step can be the most ordinary attention, a special interest (I’m about communication) Ideally to discover such common topics (for example, a hobby – it’s very connective!Look at the person expressively, because for some reason you have distinguished him among others (hold a look, it is the first sign of honest interest!) If the girl is very shy or just speechless - invite for coffee (it is preferable to do this without witnesses).
The most pleasant thing in communication is non-obsessiveness, naturalness - just be yourself! If the person did not respond with reciprocity, it is simply not your person.
And about borders. I believe that the beginning of communication is not the time for expensive gifts. This time of joint leisure, the level of the exhibition / cinema / coffee is quite sufficient. If after several dates there is no response interest in you as a person (and not a sponsor, for example), you can safely assume that you have done your best and continue to demonstrate the initiative unilaterally stupid.
I wish you good luck!