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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4975
 08.05.2008
and Vanilla (18:20:33)
Hi to

Vanilla (18:22:35)
Let us communicate.

FIL_on (18:36:33)
You are whoo?! to

and Vanilla (18:40:13)
I am Natasha, let’s talk.

and Vanilla (19:27:45)
You are silent :-(

and Vanilla (19:43:56)
What silence

and Vanilla (20:04:55)
Hi to

and Vanilla (20:09:55)
Hi to

FIL_on (20:10:20)
Go to shit!

Vanilla (20:11:26)
What is so rude

FIL_on (20:12:24)
I was

and Vanilla (20:13:06)
You are added

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №4974
 08.05.2008
admin_of_self (17:36:43 3/05/2008)
Do you know what spermatozoa is? Or are you pretending?

JEWELS (17:37:17 3/05/2008)
Mmm... I guess.

admin_of_self (17:39:10 3/05/2008)
And what is it?

JEWELS (17:41:25 3/05/2008)
Poisoning the body with sperm.

admin_of_self (17:41:34 3/05/2008)
The fucking...

admin_of_self (17:41:42 3/05/2008)
I wave...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №4973
 08.05.2008
The boss swallowed:
How do you allow yourself to talk to me??? (The Fingers of the Fingers)
First, I went to the fucking...
Second, I went to the fucking...
Third: I’ll do it, just go on the fuck... 0_o

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №4972
 08.05.2008
An announcement in the newspaper "Tomsky Gazette", somewhere in the early 1990s:
A group of young people who have served in hot spots, who can handle any kind of weapons, will represent your interests in the CIS territory or abroad.
In the same room and in the same room:
The company "Funny Roger" will give fun and fast loans under real estate collateral.
It was a wretched time;))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №4971
 08.05.2008
"Other Russia" cancelled the banned "March of disagreeants", but the militia on inertia detained dozens of people

From newsru.com

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №4970
 08.05.2008
Now I was sitting and reading a fresh contract, with some office..I read the description of the services we provide:

"Company...(we) provide engineers in temporary use at a fixed rate...$ for 4 hours a day"Melt, I work in the IT barrel :(

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №4969
 08.05.2008
Nibaca hidden quote quotes I have opened by clicking the wheel of the mouse on the plush, in the Opera.

Yes, the mouse wheel is not the "first hit button" :))))

Admins teach the match

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4968
 08.05.2008
From the forum:

Hi to everyone. I worked for 2 hours, more accurately 2 hours. He made a high leap down from the roof of our barley, when landing slipped on a cow’s leaf and hit the left horn of our bull with his stomach. The press got sick. After that, I stood up and shook my phone in my pocket to call an ambulance, but the bull suddenly started attacking. I had to run, pulling my hands out of my pocket. I don’t run with my hands in my pockets. While pulling out my hands, the phone fell out, and this is my favorite Nokia 3310 I spent 1.5 years on it. While I rescued her from the bull’s bite, it hit my leg on my head twice. I had to show the animal Kong-fu. After receiving a resource from a tractor Belarus, the bull surrendered and I quietly went to the hospital.
P.S Parkour is cool, do it, it will help you survive!! to

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №4967
 08.05.2008
Titmouse: You are injured! I am not a mouse with a breast, I am a blue! and nicknick! Buy the dictionary, zoophiles!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №4966
 08.05.2008
<kapa> pblcb: Yes, a question that should be asked from the beginning: what languages do you know, and what experience in programming?
<pblcb> kapa, Russian... a little Tatar... basic.. pascal.. s.. php.. tcl..
<pblcb> I know the concept... and not all thoroughly command itp..
<kapa> pblcb: is there a pascal?
<kapa> is it possible to eat dolphins?
<pblcb> em... there is...
<kapa> is there a dolphin?
<pblcb> I have a disk from delph - but the disc drive I broke - I needed a mattress and a light bulb...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №4965
 08.05.2008
I’ve learned how to earn money in Inet!!! to
WOW : How?
xhh:I buy widgets, guess scanwords and get electronic money on their website))
A genius fucking.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №4964
 08.05.2008
A person spends one-third of his life sleeping.
I want to be a man!!! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №4963
 08.05.2008
XXX is:
Oh shit... where are the crowds of my fans and fans... and the fans with breasts and without breasts... and the limousines... and the cigars with the whisky... and the mountains of cocaine... and the releases 7 times a year... the forgetfulness and depression at the age of 35.... and the triumphant return to the Olymp of world glory... where is it all?!?!?! to

YYY :
and hi. You forgot to add diapers at 60, and with this way of life in general at 40!

XXX is:
What 60?? to

YYY :
such

XXX is:
My generation will not know what 60 is... at 45 the brain will be loaded into the world network and live there forever!!!! to

YYY :
And the body will rub into the butterflies...

XXX is:
I will not argue with you.)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4962
 08.05.2008
I approach the entrance, I need to throw a letter with a postcard, I pick the number randomly, for a long time no one fits... then read with a very sleepy voice: “Yes, who?”and "
I am:"Hello, post"
A few slides, then so unhealthy, but very disappointed:"Fuck" and opened the door.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4961
 08.05.2008
I sit down and frighten a little Werewolf who cried out:
The Bear is a great translation. The bear, the bear and the bear. A hundred bears.
She is so melancholy:
Today is an inaguration.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №4960
 08.05.2008
I started reading Sherlock Holmes. The name Microsoft read correctly only once since the 4th...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №4959
 08.05.2008
Who (all that found): rayspusg@sibtel.ru
mihhail.lotman@riigikogu.ee, olari.taal@riigikogu.ee, ken-marti.vaher@riigikogu.ee, andres.herkel@riigikogu.ee, tonis.lukas@riigikogu.ee, peeter.tulviste@riigikogu.ee, armo.leinatamm@riigikogu.ee, marko.mihkelson@riigikogu.ee


The text:
Dear Parliamentarians of Estonia,
I congratulate you with the Great Feast of Victory, in these days I wish you happiness, luck and prosperity of all your.
With respect to your Russian liberators.

Dear Members of Parliament of Estonia,
I congratulate you from the bottom of the heart with Are great the Holiday of the Victory, over these days I wish you of good luck, success and prosperities of all your affairs.
Yours faithfully your Russian liberators

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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №4958
 08.05.2008
She works in Sapporo:

Anna is
Pasha, how to react when a man in the telephone says... girl, I want to use your services... can you serve me? = – O

Pavel
:D

Anna is
I should have said, of course! I go out! Taking a champagne?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №4957
 08.05.2008
Sashenka T, if you are reading this message, you are undoubtedly sitting behind the comp at your friend".
Come to me. I have the internet too. Or at least go out with me when I call you. Revenge, such as 'doing a course'", no longer rolls.

I am not a supporter of requests to put a plus, bring to the top, etc. But, dear administrators, readers, moderns, please increase the likelihood that Sasha will read this message.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №4956
 08.05.2008
Why is there hockey on grass but no hockey on mushrooms?

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