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[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №32618
 07.07.2010
Boys look at the newlyweds coming out of the church.
Let’s scare them, one of them suggests.
I am myself! - declares the other, approaches the newly appointed spouse and
A great choice, Dad!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №32617
 07.07.2010
Wicked (14:25:52 6/07/2010)
Yesterday we went to Luxor at Darkness Eclipse. And when the pastel scene between the vampire and the grandmother should begin, he tells her, “I can’t do that, I have to ask your hand from your father and only after the wedding.”
The whole hall complained, fucking I was in shock myself, expected that the shirt would be a big fuck :)
And after that, in an outstanding silence, the girl says to the guy: "Look, I said :):): ". I was more irritated :) :)

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32616
 07.07.2010
See also "Summer. I have only one question left: why does Edward have such a face all the time that it seems to him that he has left home an on-the-spot, but I’m not sure, and the whole film is tormenting him...?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №32615
 07.07.2010
xxxx: Do you remember Vítka and Valka, who fled because of the ring?
YYY: Well I remember, stupid of course.
XXX is no. It was stupid today. Do you remember Andrew? of a parallel stream.
YYY: Yes, the norm is like that.
XXX: He is now meeting, well. I met with Mascha, the blonde woman with whom they were hanging under the lobsters.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY She is as dumb as a trap, and Andrew is like a clever guy.
In general, it doesn’t matter who’s stupid or who’s smart. The case was so. Daveče Andruha has fulfilled his dream. I bought Mitsubishi Lancer. Yesterday we three walked on it. The man was sitting in front, next to Andrew, and I was behind. And she drove her finger all the way into the cars and asked, "What car is this?" and "What is our car faster?" There are different graces, and Honda, shortest time 15 asked. Andrew responded calmly, but slowly came out of himself. There is a culmination at the crossroads! Simply by role:
What kind of car is this?
The BMW X6
And you will overtake her.
On the road yes.
Is that yellow?
The Corvette S6
Will you overtake him?
To the fucking! I will escape! If you move to him now and start to make him mines, preventing him from getting to the lever of switching... and then if he doesn’t have a machine.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I would have laughed at you! ?
XXX: So I'm curled, making the situation worse apparently :)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32614
 07.07.2010
As a child, I loved N. Nosov’s works. I think everyone loved me, probably. So, somebody poets Flower to disguise the folk hero Unknown in the fact that he is not.
He also mastered the skill of poetry and asked him to come up with a rhythm for the word pakla. The unknown invented it. The flower told him that there was no such word. Looking at
Today's Argentina-Germany match, I realized he was wrong. There is such a word! :)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №32613
 07.07.2010
Can you have an animal home?
I’m against it if honestly.
Animals will spoil everything.
The place of animals - in the forest
Kaema: And this is what the needle tree says.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32612
 07.07.2010
General chat of SAP-admin:
Q: What kind of property management system do we have?
The property management system is usually the wife.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №32611
 07.07.2010
xxx: Blaya, I seem to have played in Fallout anyway :(
YYY : O_O?
xxx: I am standing in the store, the guy approaches, asks to buy him a cigarette, and I think: "it's a plus to karma, or a minus?" >_<
by :DDD

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №32610
 07.07.2010
German: Cool wind 7
Are you standing right now?? to
German: When I talk to you, I always stand with you
I am about Wendy.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №32609
 07.07.2010
Reply to (14:42) :
How to attract penguins? Not for the chicken. Maybe a ping pong?

The Drunk Archangel (14:43)
Not on ping, but on ping.

by Resuri (14:43) :
The question of the day: what are the Penguins pinging for?

by Resuri (14:43) :
The bubble is probably...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №32608
 07.07.2010
XHH: Shesh started writing a letter to one organization, well that I read before sending it:
Please delete the working form for the printing of the report of the HZV-3

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32607
 07.07.2010
Carelian: Hi, as a practice?
girl_from_neverland: Gone at 4th, the only 4k for 2nd course. How is your foot?
Carelian: the leg is normal, the seams have not yet strained, it flows a little. Today I was expelled from the universe, escaped from the hospital, now in the shelter of an illegal vodka drink...You don’t worry about the four, everything will be fine...
girl_from_neverland: Sp. I will try not to think.

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32606
 07.07.2010
Lyzh: With these sick kidneys, I can’t get fat, salty, acidic, spicy, alcoholic and sex. But nothing, I’ll recover, I’ll make a juicy steak, I’ll squeeze a piece of lemon on it for softness, I’ll spice it with pepper, I’ll have a box of Jack Daniels sauce and fuck it out!! to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №32605
 07.07.2010
SS20: I attached the low-key pillow to the iron pillar. When I beat, the feeling in the leg is strenuous, not that it hurts, but something is whispering, hives. The type of vibration is stronger. Tell me, if anyone knows, will it happen from such an offensive kitchen?
Horse in Coat: Nothing terrible. It's just a bell - when the eggs hit

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32604
 07.07.2010
draste (10:42:13 6/07/2010)
Isn’t it a little wind?
zaraza7 (10:42:40 6/07/2010)
No, it’s some kind of... God, and I’m saying that I’m an infectious doctor ?
draste (10:44:07 6/07/2010)
and ROFL

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №32603
 07.07.2010
TV drivers burn: in the program of emergencies, which NTV shows, in one of the reports removed the sign "Zelenogradsky district court" large-scale, and so that on the screen for a couple of seconds hanged the words "Hadish Paradise" xD

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №32602
 06.07.2010
Tatiana: Let’s meet up?
Rekjavic: First of all, my name is Vasya. I am a bearded troll!
Are you fulfilling your wishes?
Recjavic: Yes, it is yours.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №32601
 06.07.2010
sablin522: Imagine July, the shia went to lunch, the suit, and I say - give me a potato and a cottage "loose nest"
Yulchik: How I can imagine a fox living under a roof and hanging a nest.
sablin522: here I am, rubbed all the way

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №32600
 06.07.2010
@R$en: -> are you at home?

Tagged with: yes

@r$en: Your voice is on the street

@R$en: I have heard

I am so cute. :) How cute

Ondatra: You hear my voice.

Tagged with: romantic

@r$en: the voice of a girl drunk into the zero of darkness material 3

You are a scuco)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №32599
 06.07.2010
ONOTOLE> But when, say, you say to the driver in the route taxi:.At the stop, be kind!., How then, to check his emotional state? Was he good at the stop or not?
<pov> cloth door

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