I stand in a row in the store, the guy (p) has already bought a lot of everything and here is a dialogue with the seller (pr):
A: And the condoms.
For 10 or for 45?
P: mm, for 10... and chocolate for the rest.
A small one? A big one?
A: The big one doesn’t run.

by Maaaam! If they call from the army, tell them I won’t go today.

and honey. Website and on-line consultation:
Please help with advice. I tried to make a false imitator on the advice of a friend from beets. I just cut off my scrotum. The method was really affective. The phalloimiter turned out to be so good that in a state of affection, in the process of preliminary loves, so to speak with deep throat, I accidentally swallowed it. Tell me if the specified beetle will be digested in my stomach and how long if its size is approximately 16 * 3 cm?

In short, it was like this: Not so long ago, 2 weeks ago, while watching TV, my wife gets up and goes to the toilet. Following in the bath. After 3 minutes, she enters the hall and laughs as if she was a fucking 10 years old and she is looking eralash. I ask what the matter is. He replies: I go into the bathroom, I look at the floor and I see your cowards going under the bathroom. At first, I decided to go to Gluck, then I decided to check. It turned out not a glucose, but three cockroaches decided to scratch your cowards))))

You are not my girlfriend, you have no right to be jealous of me. For now, I am municipal property, not private. If you privatize me, then be jealous.

I'll be back soon, at the monument
YYY: In which one? O_O
XXX: Beyond the Bridge
YYY: Lovely
YYY: The Favorite
Tagged: sunshine
Tagged: cat
Tagged: Blind
YYY: Your own mother
This is Peter!
There are bridges everywhere.
And the monuments...

The fucking. It hits when it’s hot, you’re in the transport, it’s rushing, finally the wind in the face, and it’s crazy... how’s something, sorry, it’s crazy, it’s crazy! So I want to blow them out of the bas with the words "This is Sparta!"

I am in a clothes or shoe store. There is a conversation before me:
girl:...you don’t understand, they just fit me under my shoes, color in color...
guy: * breaking up in a scream, almost a false* I smashed you a beard that suits the colour of the shoes???!! How are you going to wear them?!...
The girl stood thinking at the shelf with her shoes when I approached.

90% of people who are afraid of cars have never had not only cars, but also rights.

Antoine Blanco (12:04:16 1/07/2011)
Apple wants to introduce a new SIMC format
Massimo Maretti (12:05:48 1/07/2011)
In the form of an apple?
Massimo Maretti (12:06:20 1/07/2011)
To activate you need to swallow.

About a favorite of many vanilla status "I love rain, bla bla"
Now we have full rainfall. It would seem, that’s the happiness, you can go a year ahead. But for some reason, at the first drops, the girls with a whisper run around the houses, instead of romantically wandering through the lawns, crawling. What an inconsistency!

In one of the printed publications, whether in England or in France during the First World War, there was an article about the courage of the Russian soldiers, and there was such a phrase:
- And the Russians with the scream "YOP TWO HAVE!", which means "DEAD FOR THE Czar!" boldly go to attack!! to

I bought my wife a netbook.
yyy: I also bought my wife a netbook because I had a stationary and a communicator, and she has nothing. Now I have a stationary, netbook and communicator. She has nothing again. I have to think about what else to buy.

Yesterday my aunt went to the store with a neighbor. In front of them in line is a thick aunt with two bottles of beer. The neighbor asks: "Ten rubles will not be? I miss it" Well he says - here I have only big ones, if the delivery remains - ladies...
My aunt has chopsticks. She sits on the cribs, pulls after him, cries and... how to catch the neighbor for the eggs! Restored the balance, let go and then the neighbor issued: "Epta, I was ready to give it now!"
Then it dryed...

XXX: I wanted to do her good, and I got a child =(

The call:
Is there a wolf?
No, he went out.
Yes, I have a problem, I need to format the disk, I choose 1.44 and press Start?
Well yes.
and well. Yes, she is chewing. and all. What to do with her now.
Now you have a clean disk, use it.
As clean as I have all the documents!11% of panic

The poor Belarusians:
Go out, be quiet, and you will get...

Mint, who stopped today in Leningrad lexus with numbers V777dv... I don’t even know... Healthy you, probably

@augenapfel
in Aasan is sold DVD "12" for 9 rubles. If he had known about it, he would have been upset with anger.

xxx: the cat jumped through me and did not calculate - hit the legs on the key - a variable vza was added to the code )))
In Cyrillic it is Myaf.
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