I’ll fuck you, and you’ll cook me dinner.
What about love?
You will not distinguish.
c) Anastasia

Corsi: My girlfriend type sat on a diet, not eating there sweet, flour, well shorter is more than typical.
Corsi: I only smoke that the cockroaches are dropping, although no one else can catch them besides us... we sit down, drink tea, I say here - I had a dog, a clever stucco, could bite a hole in the package and soften what is there. I especially loved sweet.
Corsi: and mine - well I don't even bite the package...
Corsi: Hey, you should have seen her face when it came, diets are such diets. and :)

So why is C++ better than C?
Danmer: Compared to C, C++ has two huge pluses.

Go into someone’s tent.
Without Gandalf there is no hunting.
Gandalf is inside.

Imbecility (from the Latin Imbecillus - weak, impotent) - an average degree of oligofrenia, malnutrition, intellectual underdevelopment due to a delay in the development of the brain of the fetus or child in the first years of life.
With imbecility, children lag behind in physical development, deviations are noticeable externally. Imbeciles understand the language of others, they can pronounce short phrases themselves. Speech is poor and incorrect, but more or less connected. Thinking is concrete and primitive, but consistent, distractions are inaccessible, the stock of information is extremely narrow, sharp underdevelopment of attention, memory, will. People suffering from imbecility are able to instill basic work skills, teach reading, writing, counting, programming in PHP, etc.

I knew!

The girl does not wear rings and did not wear - there is no sample. I can only measure without a burn in the morning, and in the morning can not. There’s still a way while she’s asleep, but again: as long as I find a finger, as long as I wrap, she’ll wake up. And what to do?

WOW: In your case, it’s only up to you to arrange an accident and take her finger away from the jeweller.

Why is it so hard to "finger"? It is much easier to take the whole girl. Not to the jeweller, but to the jewellery seller. And in just an hour the store will sell the goods, the girl will get exactly the device that will wear and boast before the friends, you will go to the category of the best smart girls and, at the same time, you will find out the desired size. (Just call the seller the upper limit of your love for that girl in rubles or foreign currency!)

We went with the bride to the ZAGS to collect the certificate of marriage.
was appointed on 07.07.2012, in ZAGS said that the base does not work, and called the reference, it turned out that the base does not work throughout Kazakhstan (no one is married).
In the end, we were transferred all to the number 9, but the paintings from us on some sheet were taken, so for 2 days she called me a half-husband, and I was her wife of a shredinger).

My wife and I go for a walk:

Yes, I took the keys, the phone and the money too. What else needs?
Tagged: brain
8 The Brain? Why Why? I wore my breasts today.

In connection with the expansion of the borders of Moscow and the active construction of the metro under the MKAD,
"A house for sale in the Kaluga region. In walking distance from the metro. So much for you!"

AAA: This is the first time in the UK that a six-colored gay flag is raised over the ministry.
BBB: Yes, it is necessary to cut a small hole in the center of the British flag with a dark canvas to symbolize the greatness of Britain and tolerance at the same time.
CCC: The phrase "I will throw my ass on the British flag" will have a clearer meaning

Comments on "The Olympic fire did not reach London"

During the 1980 Olympics in Moscow was a live broadcast of the Olympic fire. I saw on TV: the runner carried a torch, and a special car was driving nearby. Suddenly the fire in the torch was extinguished. The runner just drove him into the open window of the special car and pulled him out burning again. Olympic fire in Greece. Teleportation was there.

XXX: A stand from the embrace of the virgins except
Yyy: And with a mother fucker like you, the penis doesn’t get up even during sex.

I went out with my wife from the store, and on the stairs a cat, a nurse very.
Wife with a softened voice--"How nice... Let’s cut off his head."
People around began to worry and turn around until we got the fish out of the package.

xxx: Man has already created a series of works "Wonder of the Fairy Forest"
The Chernobyl?
Why is he not a fairy tale for you? Even the heartless dosimeter is delighted there.

yyy-...and if I haven’t had time to lose weight by summer, so now so many clothes hiding shortcomings!
xxx-The main thing is that with these hiding shortcomings of overdrive there was not, or so you will get acquainted with the beauty, and you will bring home, she will take away the caiaque corset!caiaque parallel will pull out of the puddle, to pull the pulling puddles off and even the patch will wash and lick the eyelids off, the overhead hair will remove....shortly stock the men with validol xD

I watched an Indian movie where everyone, crazy, sings. Then some court dumb, now a broadcast on how to squeeze the baked bacon T_T
Q: What is so sad? I would not like switching.
The cat on the controller sleeps (((

A: I also remembered that my husband, even under socialism, saw with his own eyes the document signed by the "triangle": Director-Little, Secretary of the Partnership Bureau-Little, Chairman of the Trade Committee-Hvostyk.

Yesterday I saw the pigeons on the green light of the pedestrian lighthouse crossing the road.

From the forum:

Oh, I forgot to write a joke.)

Preamble: I have a bunch of scanwords in the toilet, I guess, that means, the whole family in minutes of relaxation. Yesterday my younger sister stumbled on me, a 17-year-old blonde girl from the family.

I go to the toilet, I sit down (sorry for the details), I take a scanword slightly overwhelmed. I see that not the husband guessed, the handwriting was not his, so the sister guessed. Well, I see, some words do not coincide, I correct the mistakes and words after it. I see written assignment in a cell : American actor Mickey...

The confident sister's hand is written: Mouse.

I was crying...

XXX: I am in the hole.
XXX is charged. Are there sweaters? Where is the automatic letter replacement in FreeBSD?
xxx: Some swallow has replaced c on c and l on l
YYY :D
xxx with you? How to turn off this hole?? to