In the vestibule of Roskomnadzor representatives of two media holdings fought.
It turns out that in one day they submitted applications for registration of FM radio stations with the same names.

The statements meant the name of the station: "What’s there at Khokhlov".

Veli and her husband in circulation a new term - "dremlin" - is the son for breakfast before school.

I counted how much you owe me, I got 3,100 rubles. But I decided to round, so 4000.

The Knowledge:
and...
here here :

Changing pregnant women. When you get sick with something serious, you get sick of it, I sincerely wish your wives to have a similar view of the situation and fuck exclusively with healthy beauties, until you get in shape. If you lose your leg/hand, just forget about sex with your wife.

I also discovered America. It always happens. Only after the husband comes in shape will his wife stop betraying him.
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Yes, it is always so. No options at all.
In your case, it is so. You measure yourself, you get a logical result. If you are like G, you are like G, you are like G. Normally, you will easily get around.

What do you need, old man? asked the Goldfish.
“I want to buy a Mercedes from retirement,” said the clever grandfather and secured immortality.

It is the opposite.
here here :

Changing pregnant women. When you get sick with something serious, you get sick of it, I sincerely wish your wives to have a similar view of the situation and fuck exclusively with healthy beauties, until you get in shape. If you lose your leg/hand, just forget about sex with your wife.

I also discovered America. It always happens. Only after the husband comes in shape will his wife stop betraying him.

Go to any hospital, look, talk. Obvious statistics: the husband is seriously ill - his wife carries his home meals and works as a sanitary. The wife became ill - the husband swintled in a blue hole and waved with a pen. Especially if they are 30 or 40.

This is, fucking, fucking shit - 3 eggs, sausage and cheese with MORNING!!! Lunch at 2!!The fucking 2 cups! Evening with milk.
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Go and eat the leaf of the strawberry, don’t just crack, anorexic.

Pregnancy and sex. Since the beginning of my pregnancy, my ex-husband has refused to have sex with me. First "do not harm the child", then "the abdomen is not erotic", and after birth "you changed" (after birth the breasts of 2 became 7). So, never in my life I watched so much porn as in pregnancy, had to satisfy myself. But it was nothing and I wanted sex incredibly. All my friends said that pregnancy was the best and brightest sex in their lives. And this "great unwilling" remains safely alone. Sex is always important.

I will tell :)
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What is the meaning of the word "CARL" that some add at the end of the phrase?
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Charles is 14.An old boy from the series "The Living Dead". Now in some Internet communities have become popular (well who how!) Comics "Carl and Rick" (and Google"), made from 3-4 frames of one episode scene and " funny inscriptions on top".
The point is that Karl is a "modern" child, accustomed to the internet, smartphones and other affordable "luxury", and Rick was born in the 80s and 90s (old athlete) and he had nothing like that. And so to any (completely normal for our days) request of Karl "I would like something" Rick answers with a feeling "Hat he wanted something? Karl, at my time there was nothing about it. And we did other, much simpler things. How much easier, Karl!" All comics are like that.
Both expressions are more than successful. More than good luck, Charles! And to better convey his thought to the child, Rick adds his name at the end. Added a name, Carl. To better convey the thought, the irony to convey all! It is ironic, Carl. You just have to see yourself once to understand everything! Let me see you, Karl. One time Carl. The comics are finally gone, Karl!

School is disgusting.
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Half empty planes from Khabarovsk to China? well well. Maybe you won’t smell what you don’t know?

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From Khabarovsk to China - 20 km, what eblan will fly there on the plane? say, that all Peter in Lapertanta on Boeing with airbags
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I am also in shock from the border of Russia to the United States only 80 kilometers for fucking such expensive tickets.

Ahmetzhan YESIMOV, Akim Almaty: “Almaty is a very sporty city. Almost every citizen is engaged in sports. Sometimes they take a helicopter, climb the mountains, then go down skiing. Then they go and play golf.”

Nuff said.

He brought home a piece of Parm branch, put it in the freezer, tasted like a beer drink with it on the weekend.
Grandmother cooked a bouillon from him, a bouillon from his mother from a parmesan sickle!!!by 1111

Student habits are like that. Dialogue at 6 in the morning:
Are you going to work?
To me the second.
What is?! to
I am here tonight, I am tonight!

How is work?
Okay, and where did you go?
Now I can work for myself! I pick up familiar components, scratching all the shit. Yesterday I returned from the southern fumes, ate crabs, red caviar, fish.
It is cool! What did he smoke?

The burning:
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You know, go to us with such requests. I can fix everything myself and I can cook anything myself. And I can also teenage myself... And I don’t see any reason to have a personal sick brainstorm.
I only hear "What about family and children?". Find a family and find children. I am a reasonable person, and it is unreasonable to have children in this country, and I have no money to move to another country (so it turned out that I am not a thief).
Thanks for the removal, Karl.
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Relax now bro. I agree with you 100%, you shouldn’t multiply. And ruining a girl’s life by living with her, too.
So, move on, with a clear conscience, "wise".

It is a strange time when a married lover travels with his wife for a mistress. And these two fools pretend that everything is okay.
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There would be at least one fool among them - there would be a circus, whisper and attempts to get stuck in the hair from this event. But these two seem to be smarter than the understood)))

Relatives are different. I learned that my grandmother was praying that I would never get married. I’m 25 and I’m the smartest. I am a saint, what kind of shit is that? OOO

As a familiar tractorist said about drugs - you can harm anything, even vodka.

I called the girl.
She’s a kid again? (The primaryDelivery of food)
It is not so interesting =(
You know everything =(
It is: OK
What kind of girl is this???? to
I’m going to get rid of all these fucking things right now!!! to
I’ll show you the girl!!! to
She: So is it better?

The perverted:
Do not speak for everyone. A man should not like a pregnant woman. This is a natural mechanism so that the male does not climb to the pregnant female. ......
This is the case....

The natural mechanism is called "flow" and is quite specific. So if you, don't give god, attracted to a woman who has not yet begun to clearly express a willingness to mate, take characteristic poses and spread a specific smell around yourself - welcome to the perverse :)