I replaced the standard sound of the error in the wire with the phrase "your arms from your ass grow", which I had on the comp for a long time.
A month later, I removed the video from the camera. I’m used to the sound. My father comes and takes the camera to look. While taking, the USB cable accidentally hits, which is why the screw begins to fight. The father quietly leaves the room.

The company Rotary Rocket was engaged in the development of the Roton reusable spacecraft of very original design. It was supposed to take off like a rocket and land with a helicopter screw.
They made the ashes.

only our girl after inviting the guy into the apartment, kissed like a cock, split him and herself, got a conjunctivitis from him, and as soon as he started to the main, say, "Sorry, I know too little of you to have sex with you."

From the website dedicated to iPhones. The following lines are added to the Apple Software License Agreement:
You also agree not to use these products for purposes prohibited by U.S. law, including, without limitation, the development, design, manufacture or manufacture of nuclear, chemical, biological weapons or missiles.
The comments:
I suggest everyone to opt out of 8.1 and write a letter to Apple that we will not use 8.1.1 until they change this item =)
I just wanted to build a pair or three of the rockets and here's this stuff :(
No one knows how to synchronize a rocket with tuna?
"People, do not control a ballistic missile with an accelerometer, it is still wet and terribly swallowing. Better switch to manual mode.
People help me! If you bring rockets to California, the apple-phone goes off. I don’t know what to do straight...

And then we came up with a name for hard German porn.
YYY: And what was the best option? and :)
xxx: "Three in the throat, not counting the dog"!

<Jeedo> Hello you! What do you do?
<Indidge> mmm, nothing...
<Jeedo> Can I come to you and we fuck?and ;)
<Indidge> Wait... you probably want to talk to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes, please... :-/

The wise administration of the community decided that the university has IT-intensive. To save electricity in the toilets, lighting with reaction to movement! To calmly deal with your need, you need to dance in the process. I am afraid of the fate of the girls.

"As prejudiced and as one-sided
We are used to asking questions:
A narrow eye is from the east.
If it is from the West, it means Pindos,
The Ukrainian is a damaging seed.
The Russians are nonsensical prophets.
Where a Jew is, there is a shop.
Where the bandit - hundred gram rings,
A car in a jeep, with the minister.
Ballerina is in the spaghetti.
Instead of water, a canister.
The Arabs have harems in bed.
Whoever is innocent at the age of sixteen goes to the garbage.
Whoever ended with distinction - Dawn,
In every woman we see a donor.
Every macho can’t do without a sauna.
The musician is a drug addict and pedrillist.
The engineer is a hungry fool.
The boss has changed, his wife has changed.
The boss laughs - deadly smoked,
Emigrant, coward and traitor
You stay in a lie,
There is no scripture,
Agitating - sp@zdil leaflets
He built a house and killed a man.
There is a bubble - you break any one,
Sleeping with your wife is a sexual harassment.
Otherwise it would be another...
Expand your consciousness, brothers.
Change your judgments, Spinoza
In order not to fight,
Where will the whisper and tears be counted..."

According to news reports, they repeated about the subway transmission and told how shitty it was in Moscow to the subway.
In Lianozovo, the girl hanged and left a note: tired of getting up early. :D

I have a girlfriend, her name is Blue. And I have a graduate, he has the name Kazyavko.

The Real Conversation:

I: Well, today the graduate, Kozyavka, brought the drawings, in general, I sent him.
She : who?? to
I am a cashier. Name such
She is :o! I get married to him and make a double surname! Snooping the cage!! to

I fell...

From the Fire:
I washed my car for the first time in six months.
Then she came to the parking lot and searched for her for a long time.

Mother's favorite issued: "Drink water from the well... In it the rabies were treated, maybe it will help you")

Yesterday (18:33)
Hi to
Nirvana (18:33) :
Greetings
Yesterday (18:33)
Are you a virgin?
Nirvana (18:34) :
You are fucking fucking!! I don’t know how to change my nick!!!! to

Twain’s mother...woke up at 6 a.m. to go out to squeeze, accidentally hit the table, the mouse shattered, the computer woke up...Going up, returned...6 messages in aska with the text “Do you not sleep?”and "
Is this what I should answer? >_<

M11k15: A shake if we, like in Israel, girls were taken to the army!
m11k15: You go into the park, and there girls drunk in blue berets bottles on their heads and whistle: "VDV, forward!" You go further, and there a couple more in the fountain swimming! And here one goes out and uneven walk, with the grace of a cat under a valerian, catches the guy going by and let him fuck! And you stand, you look and you mourn: "Oh, how cute she is... My Alenochka!" :)

<Slyder> Nilly: There will be no you, there will be no shale. So let’s decide with the time and go.
<[horned]Devil> hm... and what was the chashmallow planned for?

Under what conditions would you agree to have sex with a man?
He: A bullet in my head and I'll fuck it all.

Nothing wipes the dust out of the computer like the hell’s sun lights the whole room.

I go to the store, passing by the #brandname# carrier of the meat packaging with the truck of fresh dishes. A shopkeeper approaches and asks: "Consult the sausages more delicious". The carrier crossed and said, “I’m advising you to eat potatoes, you’ll be healthier.”

Actually, from a previous life.
Dear man, do you love me?! to
...Yes...
And how?! to
How strange it is!!! to