What is your name?
and Vasily.
Are there children?
Yes, the son of Vasily and the daughter of Vasilis!
Are there animals at home?
The cat waska.
Unfortunately, we can’t accept you as a creative manager.

I look at the note about the new safe road fencing, suddenly the eye is spotted:
“Rosdornia has proposed the installation of special flexible columns on Russian roads, which should divide the opposing streams.
What is Rosdoria? I know Narnia, I don’t know Rosdoria.
And further: “They, according to the initiators, will become a visual obstacle for drivers.”
A visual obstacle. For our drivers, even a concrete block is not always a visual obstacle. We saw these flexible columns under the oak, shattered like grass. And somewhere here it comes to me that the authors of the proposal are not in a fairy tale at all, but just in RosDornia.Al the first option is more accurate.
Rosemary is so messy.

Danaids - in Greek mythology - the criminal daughters of the king Danaios, who killed on his orders their husbands. First, they were condemned to fill a bottomless barrel with water. Subsequently, when reviewing the case, the court took into account the fact that they were married forcibly. This mitigating circumstance has allowed them to translate to somewhat less meaningless work: at our institute they are engaged in breaking the asphalt everywhere they have recently laid it.
with "Monday begins on Saturday" A. and B. Strugatsky
This is what...

Mother (40 years) and sister (12 years) are shouting around the apartment one after the other, my father and I complacently watch this spectacle.
I: Like children...
A: Why how?
I : really. Has she always been like that?
A: Oh, it was even worse before...
I: So why did you marry her?
That’s interesting, wife of a child!

C of Habra:

Approximately this is how the whole system of education is built: first we call the 11th grade class, and then we wonder why people don’t want to re-learn.

From the Fishing Forum:
- I don't understand.These are all the people who trade fishing, they are not married, are they all? The infection is at every price. Yes, you’ll get rid of it... I’m sitting down and screaming... No, it’s not true. The fucking shit. What can not be put on the window with a price, and from a stack without a sticky label to sell? I do not exclude what I take...Well, there is no happiness in life, and you will not take away a loved one's "mycardic infarction; this is such a scarring".

A scandal at work. Zeka, Lenke from the receptionist assigned a new position in the signature, and she was sending letters to clients for 4 days, until they found:
with respect
Head of Face Selling Department
Elena Ivanova

LiPanda: Our meeting was a complete mistake. She had to break up all the relationship with her then, in the summer, when she offered to warm up the carpet.

SERG: O_o...

The evening. I go past a pavilion, in which an intelligently drunken company discusses everything that is happening around as intelligently. Compared to the elite of the area, I hear at my address a banal:
Do you need your mother’s son?
No, I do not need it! - and I am already getting fast to pass the cloud of beer smells, as comrade Gore-Kazanova rises up here, and loudly asks him:
What about Dolby?
...
The curtain.

I live and work in Africa, in Sierra Leone. There are not so many white here, but our, as always, stand out.
Today in the parking lot, we sit with our partner in the car, he has an open window. And, as always, healthy and ill-hearted beggars begin to rise up and start to quote:
Friend, good friend, may friend.
The partner in the window in Russian, breaking by slogans:
Go to Fuck!
A Negro with an offended child's face half-questionably-half-affirmatively gives:
Rashn
It is quiet at sunset.)

The author #11584 has said:
I really want to hope that you have not had time to bind yourself to the bonds of marriage, then both the unhappy girl and her child have a chance to survive and finally become happy. Without you. For a baby left for a few hours you will not be put in jail - you have a head at all or what is there instead of it?

From Zems
To stop being afraid, you have to do what you are afraid and the fear will pass away. All the other techniques are only demotivated and crooked.

This can only be said after a series of severe brain shocks. For example, I am afraid to jump from the roof on the asphalt. I am afraid to kill people. I am afraid to drive around the city at a speed of 220 km / h during the day, I am afraid to dive in unfamiliar places from a height of 20 m into absolutely opaque water, I am afraid to eat mushrooms that I see for the first time. And I won’t do that because I’m not a fool.

I have a strange new neighbor in my room. It’s a nicotine boy, but he really loves ketchup.
I also love ketchup.
But this guy even eats fresh tomatoes with ketchup!
WOW : ))

I read the quote loudly:
"Can the question be modest?
He is: Walk
She: The boys are sitting, and where are they sitting?
He is thrown on his shoulder!)"
I commented: - Yes, once I was interested in it... Mom: - And I was curious how they ride a bicycle... I: - And to me - how they jump out of the window of the second floor just into the seat of their horse! My daughter, 13 years old: Yes, you are interested in...

DANIEL
How much do you no longer drink?
Denis
Three weeks somewhere.

DANIEL
How the feeling?

Denis
All goods, a lot of free time appeared.

DANIEL
How do you plan to spend it?

Denis
Theatre, books about the theatre, video shows, poetry I still teach
Discovered by Eduard Assadov

DANIEL
You are almost perfect now.

Denis
I still lose weight every day :)
In short, I feel that when I come to Sevas and swim in the sea I will not be able to.

DANIEL
Why is?

Denis
I'm going to walk on the water, I can't dive :)

Announced by:
In the city of N, in a normal and sociable and company of guys, a grandmother-friend is needed.
Z is. by consent of the parties.

Review of the new broadcast on the viasat explorer : “bu-bu-bu... thousands of years of ignorance and superstition came to an end...” Voice on the side – What, the Christian church was cancelled?

The man, far from Da, lives in vanity and acts under the influence of his passions. On the religious side of life, his activities are reduced only to rituals, but trusting in the "magic" of rituals marks the degeneration of religion! Such a person also forces others to act like him.
This only happens to those who do not have Tao in their lives. They cannot be trusted, they have already betrayed the Tao – and are ready to betray anyone.

Lao Tzu

Today at the job, the girl in front of me, a aunt from the staff department asked about her family situation, filling out the questionnaire, which she answered "In an active search!", I and the staff long afterwards still laughed:)

The second report
In the report
In addition to this
Posted in #11584, are you a fool? I hope your child grows smarter than you.

No matter what the phrase is, the intelligence is also sparkling. The poor boyfriend is absolutely sure that:
- Abortion for long periods is done in any clinic, just "this fool" did not want to go;
- that the weight of the pregnant woman increases exactly by the weight of the child, well, the maximum is more plus kilograms;
- that the mother of the baby has absolutely nothing to do but watch TV and still epilate her legs;
- that the child eats once a day, exactly at lunchtime, and sleeps the rest of the time;
Somewhere in the child must have a button to turn off crying. Here his favorite mom knows where this button is, and the foolish woman has yet to find her for some reason.
In short, the conclusion: the author is a capricious infantile, absolutely confident that everything should be as he wants. And if something is wrong, then the mom will run and wipe tears, in the extreme case - the uncle prosecutor will connect.
By the way, the boy doesn’t even think about the fact that his tearful postures his uncle. Regional prosecutors are few, it is not difficult to understand what it is about, for those who are aware of this story. The boy's cry will fall into the eyes of the uncle's leadership - and he can hurt small problems.