IF: Are you back, Mademoiselle?
If: Oh you are shit!
If: Z
If: =))))

Today I stood at the stop, waiting for the bus.I smoke and watch this picture: Grandma is trying to cross the road, half a meter from her carried by a taxi driver on the old six, whom she screams in the driveway ''shop you were empty!'in the same moment he is carried on the snow,and he enters the back of the new Lexus...

If your "citation" was in the best - do not rush to rejoice, it was brought there by the same cockroaches as you.

When Alenka and Artem were young, their mother gave them a little cocker spaniel named Sonja. When Sonia was a kid, Alenka loved to play with her. And once, Alenka was walking with her on the street and lost her. Naturally, they searched for a long time and, as a result, a couple of weeks later, the puppy suddenly found and ran around the apartment delighting the child... only years later! Mom opened the veil of the secret that this is already the second Sonja dog in Alenka's life...
Heyu: Gest... and I had a Kiryush poppy as a child, he also flew three times, but then returned, but he communicated with the birds and forgot the words that I taught him and had to re-teach him. He was stupid :)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WOW, it doesn’t go away!!!! to

07 December 2009 16-30: AFFFIGENO!!!!!!! This is snow!! All the currencies from work and I go home, home I will write.

December 7, 2009 21-15: Fuck the snow!!!! and soooo!! I went back to the house (((((((

The girls!! You will not believe...

I put myself Linux and lost 8 kg in a month)))

I had to administer the Mary of Mr. Balashish in my life, which is in the Moscow Region. And my predecessor before leaving pulled out of the server absolutely everything, left a naked body and disk drive. Naturally, no one looked inside when handing over the equipment.

And here, they say to me, say, write up, that you accepted the equipment, I look - the servacle is empty, what am I going to write up for? They told me: Well, they stole, let’s make an act. In the act they wrote literally the following:

The Internet was stolen from Maria M. Balashish.

Arty
Hemp Scuca
Loki
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Arty
My headphone happened to hit him in the bank.
Arty
He opened it and laid it on his cheek.

During the sorting of socks, I understood: People are like socks, like they are all the same, but how you look at them - they are all different! It’s so hard to find a couple...

The xxx:
Scientists from Japan have created a robot that is equal in mind to a two-year-old child. The developers equipped the baby with sensitive skin, placing pressure and touch sensors underneath it, taught the robot to walk and just move. By the way, the "child" reacts to touch and just talk. The robot can walk thanks to 51 pneumatic muscles.
WOW :
They will soon create a diet terminator.
YYYY :
"I need your pen"

In the bathroom...
She says: Do not look!
He: I am not looking.
I said, don’t look at it.
He: Do not show me.
She: I am not showing
I look only because you show me.
You are saying the opposite again.
he: then you show because I look at it... pleasant :)
She: Fuck it with you. Look, just be silent

British prisoner has been growing marijuana for five months
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It’s not just British scientists.

xxx is. You do not understand. Punto Switcher has two wonderful functions.
YYYYY ah, "off" and "uninstall"

Grandma here comes to me and says: Mish, they said on the radio that anisha is harmful.
I: Deck is...natural! Discovered America
Why do you buy it every night?
I: in the sense?? to
I ask: Will you eat? No, I bought ananas.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
She: A, yes, yes, of course! The Shaur!

She: All, I’m offended, you don’t care about me, I’ll go to the internet and I’ll betray you online!
He said: "Kaspersky" take it!

I think why the types of sex depend on the female part of the body involved in the process - anal, oral, vaginal.? to
WOW: Just if it were from a man, it would be called simply "wow"

to this:

There are rumors that if you look closely at the whole series of Doctor House (House M.D.Medical education can be obtained.

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Look at Spiderman. Jump off the roof!! to

to this

The men who ran after me on December 1 at 11pm from the park to the subway. Don’t worry that you didn’t catch up. I have had critical days.
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You lost your passport.

Supporting the topic - about comments in diaries:

He burned a party at a literature class.

Please come to me and help me with the report.

I have a monthly.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh...

Shit... Fuck...

Okay, then, at the end of the day.