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[ + 92 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57233
 06.12.2011
Yesterday evening in the very center of the capital took place a protest against the falsification of the elections, gathered about 10 thousand people, omon, all the work, the tusa was noble. One came to Peter a little earlier. On TV or radio, you don’t even know.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №57232
 06.12.2011
[22:24:07] XX:Interesting fact: the phrase "war of azars" - palindrome
[22:24:41] XXXX: what is it a palindrome?
[22:25:00] YH:))))
[22:25:07] from the right to the left read!
[22:26:01] XH: What is it that is a murder?
[22:26:58] xxx:(facepalm)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №57231
 06.12.2011
Judging by how rough it was, the budget for the falsification of elections was also wasted.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №57230
 06.12.2011
If you want your husband to be economic like a neighbor, fuck like a neighbor’s wife.

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57229
 06.12.2011
The father-in-law voted epically: he crushed everyone and wrote "Stalin!" xD

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57228
 06.12.2011
Dear neighbors, we have been waiting.
Don't be upset, we have the same shit, and for a long time)) Our bleat managed to get 102% of the votes, but he was very kind and gave 18% of the votes to other candidates...
Be strong brothers)
Greetings from the sun;)

[ + 68 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57227
 06.12.2011
Gu6ern: Under Stalin, five people would be shot in this weather - and the snow and frost would be found at once. Forget the country

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №57226
 06.12.2011
The mother went in, she said, I need to clean up on the table, especially on the upper shelves.

I, without breaking away from the comp, say, if everything is in its place, let it lie.

xxxx: I wore it, I wore it.

In a minute, about 15 discs fell on me from above.

Yyy: Punished =)))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №57225
 06.12.2011
News: In the Moscow psychiatric hospital for "ER" voted 93% of voters
XXX: the remaining 7% went to amendment

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №57224
 06.12.2011
The wise man observes, the fool copies.

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57223
 06.12.2011
The Polar Aviation Wake
In the 1980s, the Nenech Autonomous District, Amderm airport, motel, zero visibility. In a cockpit, a drunk pilot sits his plane across the runway.
I would not fly in this weather at all. To whom I tell about this, they do not believe. Why not believe here? An-2 aircraft, in the face of the wind, can go down without running. The wind was over the strip, it was over and down, and otherwise it would have swallowed. For the report of the forces no longer remained, right in the cabin and turned off.
The head of flight on his ERPeshka wears the strip from end to end, can not find the plane, although it is not a needle in a pile of seam.
It had already come to report to the management about the emergency, as side-sighted saw the "maize" meters twenty from the strip.
The next day there were flights. They ask this pilot how, they say, he arrived to life such that he sat behind the shuttle drunk.
And he says:
- And I am sober and I do not fly, I am afraid to fly sober on An-2...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №57221
 06.12.2011
Maybe a beer?
I don’t drink at work.
What about water?
HH: It is possible

[ + 137 - ] Comment quote №57220
 06.12.2011
Well, since you do the elections without our participation, then you pay your own taxes. Go to the army. I am not for you.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №57219
 06.12.2011
I was told to drink antibiotics.
xxx: in terrible dosage, but three days
xxx: there is such a pill, only the experience of oral sex helped swallow me
XXX: and then I read what could be dissolved

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №57218
 06.12.2011
The news:
In Finland, rent can be paid by sex.

Commentary :
This is how you wash, you put yourself in order for half a day, all of this comes to pay for the apartment - and there the door opens the same bug.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №57217
 06.12.2011
The Sunday. The morning. I am standing behind a bar glass of tea... a man is suitable.
I: What do I drink?
A double espresso.
In the fortress? In the amount?
M: According to Her...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №57216
 06.12.2011
by Felinoe.Kure
I saw the picture of the year today. I go to my girlfriend for a visit, I stand at the stop. tk. I live in the city centre and there is a lot of transportation. There are 3 buses and 6 trolley buses. It seems like something like that happens.
But here I see the driver of the last trolley bus something nervous and watching what’s going on in front of him. When the last bus leaves, the driver of the trolley bus rebuilds on the middle line and on the second line on which electricity goes. Then he outputs all 5 trolley buses, stands in front of them, runs out and changes the sticks back to his line and leaves. The trolleybus has overtaken the trolleybus.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №57215
 06.12.2011
The cloning of mammoths:
The cleavage! Soon they will be cloned.
And then the dinosaurs.
Then the doctors will come and bring lunch.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №57214
 06.12.2011
Imagine, now the naked girl on the trampoline triple cork turned!
A naked girl? Where is? (The ordinary man)
A triple cork? Okay okay? (The snowboarding team)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №57213
 06.12.2011
The Schrödinger Cat. Thank you for....?" (2011, militant, fantasy, USA, red. J is by Cameron)

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