The fool is not as terrible as his teachings.

In one very cool musical decade enters the granddaughter of a professor of art. An interview is coming. They talk to children. In the committee sits the professor himself and his colleagues, professors and docents. Of course, everyone knows whose granddaughter this is and the interview is purely formal. In front of them stands a six-year-old angel with white curls and bangs. But asking needs to be something.
Chapter 1: The Child. What note is on the first line?
My child’s notch.
Chapter 2: A smart woman. What note is on the second line?
The Notte of Salt.
Between the first and the second?
The break is small.
The applause of colleagues.

Dear Roscosmos, do you not think that satellites in the sea are cheaper to launch from naval ships rather than from space ships?

xxx: Unfortunately modern - "The motto of Roscosmos" We do not take off, so we float"

I wander, but I don’t give up.

And maybe it’s not a woman’s wide vagina, but you, the crashers, the genitals are small, thin and sluggish, like a crust in autumn?

Such is a certain proportion of heroism and devotion - a well-standing lady can soothe and a fool can, but with a crap...

The malfunction was discovered by Turkish developer Lemi Ergin.
He found that if you enter the word root in the field for the user name and leave the password empty, then by pressing the key "enter" several times you can get unlimited access to the computer. This is how easy and unnecessarily you can hack the AppleBook

The Demagogue:

In adulthood - to ruin a girlfriend's family, because her own has broken up, and this fool comes to work every day happy.

I don’t understand how you can “rupt” a family if everything is fine in the family at first. Let’s try to remove a strong healthy tree with your fists and pins, for example.

Well, okay, if everything was not very well with the family at first, then you can hide, roll!

People have different reasons to do things. Women may have problems with memory.
YYY: Oh, about the memory. My wife always said that I forgot her requests. We sat down, discussed, made an experiment. It turns out that in order to remember something, I need to hear it 3-4 times. And she said once, and then shook that I, type, pooh. Now she hasn’t been able to remind her three or four times, and I’m not angry with reminders because I know that my memory works like that. The scientific method rolls!

Or I see a post in the night, in which a man asks: What do your cats smell? And five hundred people write off in comments: fish! by MHO! The Shoes! and cheese! The rubber!
That is, five hundred people got up at night and went to smell the feet of their cats.
I cannot think about it calmly.
You are a cat. You are sleeping. Do not expect bad. You open your eyes and your legs in someone else’s nose. It is clear that the owner always had a cocoon, but here it is already quite an alarm, the wolf has taken the rabbits, you, the leader, it is time to treat with electricity.

You’re an adult girl, you’re all on the internet. You will be replaced by the soc. Live human communication, will they remember you?
“Dad, I was congratulated on my birthday today by Facebook, Sberbank, state services, mail, megaphone and grandmother.
Eeee, and the contact...
I changed the date in contact.

From Hicks
xxx: So yes, if three-factor authorization is introduced in the future, what will happen if the fingerprint is compromised? Apply to the clinic for papillary pattern regeneration?
YYY: Unfortunately, this is only possible with human overgeneration. Go to the suicide cabin.

It seems that deduction is not your cognac:

You are most pleased with the sound of the microwave pipe not when there is a strong hunt, but when there is no light for more than half an hour. / Friend, if there is no light in the apartment and the microwave says the pipe, there is no need to rejoice and the priest exorcist to call.

Friend, and the idea that the microwave pipe means the long-awaited turn on electricity, you did not come at all?

Sometimes you encounter in a corporate bagtracker such a manifestation of Jean:

Severity: Critical Bug
Priority: High
Status: Ignored

I love those moments of truth.

But who in your life is constantly, inevitably in front of your eyes, always near the refrigerator, comfortable on the couch, right?

No, not a cat. There are cats in the community too!

The husband! Here is who! And where are those wise forums where you can discuss what to do if:

My husband swallowed fluid and straight into the shower.

He doesn’t say “I love you” even though he’s fourteen. Ask a logopedist!

She is jealous of her younger son. Who had it?

He refuses to clean himself. Can I put his dirty socks in a soup plate for educational purposes?

Sleeping in front of the TV.

They steal candy!

No, of course, from time to time in different blogs you can encounter such topics. Why is there no single resource? A powerful collective brain attack?
After all, the husband is much more important than a maid and a maid together.
It is the most dangerous and unpredictable child in the world.
In any case, the baby will never come to you at night and will not tell you that he has found a new mommy, younger and richer.

And, the worst of all, it is the husband who will stay with you when the children grow up and run out of their personal lives! You do not even know how to treat him properly. You do not know how to use it rationally. You probably do something wrong and miss a lot.

There is a comrade who always comes to meetings 20 minutes in advance and immediately begins to name with questions "Where are you? “Are you soon? “”

And when you approach him exactly at the appointed time, you hear, “I have waited for you.”

Explaining something is useless. Just every time there is a feeling that you are late, even though you came on time.

It was after Black Friday that I became a discount expert. I went into the M-Video, and there on the tea tree, which in the inlet is 3200 written 3500 and drawn 7800. I opened their website and asked – are you bad?

I am a lonely fat girl with eight cats. And I am happy. And I will not change my place with my married friends of different degrees of slimness.))) Even with those who in principle have normal husbands. I am silent about those who have a family of goats and seven goats. I live in a cottage, the main problem is to whom to leave the cat when I leave to rest. And how to drive out those who have come to rest with me and do not want to return from my lonely unhappy life to their happy family.

The width of the vagina in a hypothetical girlfriend:

How many questions do not let sleep... The applicant spoke that he has "not thin". There are no details. There would be no bold statement to the girl on the first date, what dimensions of the vagina he expects, the quantity and quality of the lubrication released, respectively, taking these data, + TTX of his MPH, to say that for one friction he plans to spend no more and no less of the calculated amount of energy, doing this necessary work, and all under the receipt that it is not violence, well, for dessert, to present a certificate from the fool that he is not bored.

Bottles and gauges

I’m a little late, but I’ll put 5 copies.
The size of the width in women is not constant and does not depend much on sports directly, for this place there are their own exercises, so that the entire lady may not be in tone, but locally very even.
If a woman likes it, and the width is not, there are several ways to solve this issue.
Use other for the width of the hole of the favorite woman
Use of other bodies
Purchase in specialized stores for men, it will create a dinner effect for men and a width effect for ladies.

Looking for each other by the dimensions of the genitals is nonsense, the main thing is that the preferences coincide, the rest is easy to solve.

went with a colleague to the corporate kitchen to drink a cup of tea, at the same time picking up an empty 19l bottle for the refrigerator, in order to get there from the water filter.
After getting water, we take the bottle to our floor, on the way we encounter the boss:
Why are you drawing water, you have no men on the floor?
No, we are draining water because we do not have water on the floor.