The expression of LOH most likely originated from the abbreviation L.O.H. (A person robbed by hooligans), which was used in the preparation of police protocols in the 70s. GOP (hopnik) probable etymology - in the distant USSR there was such a place State dormitory "Proletariate", the citizens who lived in it were dressed in barholes, the growing generation often wore things of the elderly (spread and not in size), hence the appearance - a huge size jacket (often stuffed in pants with a headset), very worn shoes, on the head - a hat (in winter and summer)or any worn hat. Well, of course – behavior ("Words, small (seeds, chicken) is there")
Maybe somebody will be interested.

“The sufferings of one’s soul are not the sufferings of other sufferers.”
(The Yellow Shirt)

A screw from life

One of my comrades, a doctor of science and a professor, by the way, came across once.
His youngest daughter (one year old at the time)
Two butterflies fused in ecstasy at the fridge door.
“Look, Dad, what a strange crumbling mol,” she said thoughtfully.
The daughter.
“This is not a crumbling mol, but two separate ones,” the father corrected.
So what do they do here? The child asked.
“They’re having sex,” replied the father, who always thought
Honesty and openness are the main things in the relationship between parents and children.
But the next question of an intriguing child even a father-professor for a long time
He went into a stupor.
Why is it so quiet?
As the comrade said, he did not know whether to roast or cry.
Be proud of yourself :)

Zmeevsky

One girlfriend is going on a date, two others are going to her.
They help.
50 grams for courage.
The second with doubt:
Or maybe 100 for stupidity?
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and Eugene:
We have in the city advertising of stretched ceilings on the radio - "Natyanya your dream", throw off!

The Kitchen:
What a slogan the classmates wiped in their ears.

I’ve never loved Panda, though.
While pirates captured citizens of other countries, with pirates negotiated, people sat in captivity, about Ukrainians, who spent half a year sitting, I generally remain silent, but as soon as they captured an American, one, without a ship, the American fleet went for revenue, about the ransom did not even want to hear, pirates simply destroyed, theirs taken.
Because it is nefigured.
I will not respect them after that, but I can no longer despise them.

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In the subway, the girl descends on the escalator, and methodically looks for something in the bag with the image of Kenny. A guy runs past her, he hits the girl, and, of course, the bag falls.
At the same time, a joyful scream from the neighboring escalator is heard: "They Killed Kenny, Svolocchi!!!!and "

XXX: Horizon TV is still better

Yyy: Definitely of course!Thanks to the new, ergonomic handles, which meet the latest world standards, carrying TVs "horizon" is much more convenient than Rolsen TVs!

14:45 – Come to visit.
14:47 Angelko: What will we do? and ;)
14:47 Kot: Let's sit down, drink a tea, I fucking you and watch a new movie.
14:48 Anjelko: Scotch! You only need one of me! You have gone!! to
15:31 Anjelko: What time to come?

xxx: I am holding a lecture here on the harm of suicide
YYY: And how can suicide hurt? O_O

Meat from a tail, meat from a tail... tea from a headphone! and ((

Girls with 0-1 size of breasts, don’t be disappointed! This is much better than if you had 5-6: it doesn't like guys, and it's also very uncomfortable :( You can at least run and jump :)

This is fucking! Now feeds the microwave, ah, I think the chicken has already roasted.)

“Let’s play like you’re going to cook dinner and I’m playing Counter-Strike.

I stand at the stop means.Near there is a couple: a blonde girl and a guy.And you can see that the guy is nervous, apparently very somewhere in a hurry.And there is a tram, such an old model, all dirty.By behavior, it can be seen that their tram.And here 50 meters after a new, clean tram of the same route.There is dialogue:
D: Listen, let’s go here (showing a new one).
“Lena, we’re in a hurry, or do you think once he’s new, there’s more horses in him and he’ll beat everybody in the meeting?

IDFQD
A dumb thought came to my head.

IDFQD
The Pindos would not have been able to remove the 3rd from the baseball.

IDFQD
It would not have been stupid to meet the sailors and Uncle Fedor.

IDFQD
They also have sandwiches and hamburgers with bread on two sides closed.

IDFQD
And the cat would not be able to whip under the pretext "wrong sandwich eat"

NorD: Fuck, I’m stupid like a cover!
XXX: as an interruption
NORD is BLIA! I don’t even know that!! = = (

The most terrifying thing is the invisible shit.
You can enter even if you look under your feet.
There is not the most apparent invisible shit among people, you can make friends with him or you can marry him.

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