Olga
I would have to meet without the girls: I, you, Iljuha, Sanya, Natacha

Today is All-Russian holiday. Day of Family and Fidelity.
I would like to congratulate all my ex.

From the European server of one game:
XXX: Which job is the best?? to
Tagged: Blow

We drive on the highway 120-130 km / h, here we are overtaken by the usual Soviet moscovite, which obviously runs at least 150-160. I look at the number, there are WOW letters. I think "this is really WOW"

The shorter the chain, the worse the dog is.

In our dormitory there was a tragedy. He has a mother who loves him very much. He married one girl and they lived together. My mother didn't like her niece, as it often happens, but she was patient until the time. Until her son came to her somehow home in new fashionable jeans, with holes. The student went to bed and woke up to know that his mother was talking on the phone with his wife. She accused her that she had brought him to the last limit, that she was a damn white-handed woman and would destroy her son. On my mother’s knees were the boy’s jeans, with carefully carved holes. Where the holes were too serious, they were tailored in a closely colored material – my mom’s blue coat with cuddly tiny roses. On the cheeks of the old lady flowed tears of anger and despair, and the good mother's hands affectionately felt the repaired pants.

I go to the store for vodka every day. Am I a shopper?

Russia burned last summer. Russia is sinking this summer.
Yyy: There will be something with copper tubes next year!

My life has never changed so cool. I was really excited to wait for the morning. Expectations, dreams of tomorrow and thinning in the stomach. Who would know that the recipe for happiness is so simple - to sit on a diet that you can not eat after 6 p.m.

Kodai: For me, an umbrella is an amulet of rain. And it works unwaveringly. I have been wearing the new umbrella for the third year, never used.

From Mail VIO:
I lubricated the hard disk with machine oil. The computer is not on at all. What oil was it?

Dwarf (00:40:51 9/07/2012)
There was no sex :(
Male (00:40:57 9/07/2012)
fucking
Dwarf (00:41:02 9/07/2012)
No the mouse.

A sister in the sixth month of pregnancy, on the market, spinning in front of the mirror, I was worried:
Do you think she won’t fill me?

"Hello to you! Can I fill your bar and drink a beer if I’m 16 years old but I have a note from my parents with the real signature that I’m allowed and my friend is 14 but I’ll write to him too. Is it possible?and "

The first rule of a time traveler is not to go to a party with Stephen Hawking.

From Twitter:
Trolls answer: I charge my #sgs3 once every two days!
YYYYYYYYY Do you go on a day with your phone?

Judging by the situation on the beach, with the task of losing weight by summer, the beautiful half of humanity did not cope ><

by Peter. The White Night. A planned walk. The guy suits.
He is interested in us:
I am from Moscow. The tourist. Where can I find a taxi?
We are :
You are in Peter. Do you need a car and a bordel?! to

My ex-girlfriend sent me on Skype.
Tanya: I’m going to marry you named Anton
As stupid as it was, so it remained.

Reviewing the cartoons with his daughter, I came to the conclusion that Vinnie Pooh is much more pig than Pentagon.