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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №83525
 29.06.2013
Do girls often talk to each other about falsifiers? Just among the guys - they're all shaking, but admits from my friends except that max.

Max wakes up at 5 a.m. every day in order to have time to catch up and play Dota. From 5 a.m. to 7 a.m. are the happiest moments of his life. Only I didn’t tell you that.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №83524
 29.06.2013
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That is to say, it is he who offers his faithful to throw away a breast-fed child (up to 6 months). One for the whole day. Probably a complete fool.

There are, there are also citizens who give their stupidity to every American.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №83523
 29.06.2013
Alcohol after 23 is prohibited. The good guys. Please do not sell cookies after 19!

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83522
 29.06.2013
The Duma passed the law on the prohibition of smoking in public places in the first reading. But the pedophile law, which provides for life imprisonment, has been rejected three times. QUESTION: Our Duma consists of pedophiles concerned about their health?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №83521
 29.06.2013
I hear on the radio today: to win a battle without entering an open battle and a bloodless war is the long-standing dream of all commanders.

So play the cards, yop your mother!! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №83520
 29.06.2013
The real Jew knows only three languages: Russian, English and German - Hebrew will not bring money.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №83519
 29.06.2013
Mistress: to some people you want to approach, and knock them on the head, with the words: who lives in the terrace, who lives in the low?? to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №83518
 29.06.2013
You know, in this dress you look like a schoolgirl. And not from those movies where they learn, but from those where they already know!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №83517
 29.06.2013
Quote(xxx @ 24.06.2013, 16:26) *
Please help me with the HUAWEL MediaPad 7 Lite tablet from the heart thank you very much who will help!!! to

Quote(yyy 27.06.2013, 01:17) *
you would first take the extra, it is not a pen you, although it can be done with the brake, I also have 006a and it works normally, although there is still 650 meters of space

Zzzz: You are scaring me. One question and the other answer. Dear Yyy, how did you understand the question? Are you sitting in the same room and smoking?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №83516
 29.06.2013
Interview with IKEA:

> Hi you come in. Coffee or coffee?
> Can I have a cup of coffee?
> I will bring you. Give me a chair and a table, please.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №83515
 29.06.2013
Kirill> nakhalyavu and Arshavin - footballer

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №83514
 29.06.2013
All women are bears, but there are beautiful bears.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №83513
 29.06.2013
A representative of Intel Corporation, responsible for the organization of offices around the world, arrived at the talks with the management of the Skolkovo fund on April 18 - the same day when the building of the Center of International Trade (CMT), where the fund is located, was searched by the Investigative Committee (SK). He, like all the people who were in the premises of the foundation, the investigators took his passport and mobile phone, and then threw him out into the corridor. After some time, the passport and phone were returned, but asked to go out and wait for the end of the investigation. When the investigators left after a few hours, the staff of the foundation rushed to call him to apologize and invite to negotiations, but it turned out that the guest was already heading to Sheremetyevo airport.
http://www.kommersant.ru/doc/2176622

And really, what is he?

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83512
 29.06.2013
We can tell our past as much as we want. But “Khrushchevka” is an apartment, “Stalinka” is an apartment, and “Putinka” is just vodka!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №83511
 29.06.2013
In addition to this
Posted in #11584, are you a fool? I hope your child grows smarter than you.

I was knocked down by this passage of the late author: "Later it turned out that "after" is after six months. Dear, your office is fifteen minutes from home, you can return to breastfeed in the lunch break. We, thank God, are not America to be sent to jail for a child who has been left to sleep peacefully for a few hours.
That is to say, it is he who offers his faithful to throw away a breast-fed child (up to 6 months). One for the whole day. Probably a complete fool.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №83510
 29.06.2013
xxx: How do I get to the statistical server?

YYY: enter the address line 10.0.0.1 and press Enter.

Q: Do you have some idiots in the tech support? Where can I find the number 10 on your keyboard?? to

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83509
 29.06.2013
xxx: I watched all the epicity of the smartphone industry today... a girl was riding a bus and crawling her Galaxy SIII as... The wind!!! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №83508
 29.06.2013
Alcohol is forbidden? And never ever! The state receives no less income from every liter of gasoline. And by the way, JSC RPC has a license for this matter, you want to insult the feelings of believers?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №83507
 29.06.2013
Best Review: "Strong Nuts: A Good Day to Die"

I can believe that you can fall from the height and not crash... I can even believe that by some miracle they arrived from Moscow to Pripyat in a couple of hours... but the fact that two Americans in a car, beaten with weapons passed through the Ukrainian customs...?? It is fantasy!!! to


[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №83506
 29.06.2013
Rifmach Bobr Jew: Why do you have such a strange nick?

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