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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №4915
 07.05.2008
My Count, I got bored again, because loneliness is not sugar, and everything around me got enough, well, your diploma touched...
Kay > It may be a ball or hunting will relieve from heart pain... Karochi, go to work and go to work and go to work...
ksuNdrik > Sir, I want to have time for lunch, there is little left... what fucking I will come to you, because my horse is broken...
Kay > How could you not agree?! Do not pass the thirst of shades... I do not love the light - I hurry forgiveness...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №4914
 07.05.2008
We stayed at a friend's house with a ball campaign. Passed with everyone, pat decided with the other single. In a hurry, they found a room, fell on a tie. After five minutes I do my job and start turning my head to the right. A guy is sitting behind the camp, playing chat. I do not bother him with that kind of thing?".. he turns so tired, breathes and says "eh.. children.." and keep playing.
I could do nothing more...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №4913
 07.05.2008
Panthera
So I went for a toner for the printer))
Panthera
30 minutes and it’s dirty.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №4912
 07.05.2008
I live in an invincible country. Today I was passing by the military commissariat, and from there there was a heartbreaking drunk cry: “Where are you dragging me, shrimp?!"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №4911
 07.05.2008
He told me about his joyful youth.
In general, the director of their school bought a video snapshot, well since it was in a thousand nine hundred thumbnails, then, of course, it was in a strange and wildly expensive, etc. She bought to record the Komsomol gatherings, then watch them... It is not clear how she was all there explained when buying but she understood this: you connect to the TV and he, the TV will shoot.... She was explained that there should be a camera to shoot, but the aunt was stubborn, no one believed, forced to connect to the TV to put it all on the camera in the acting room, and the meeting, technically turned the camera on the speakers, then into the hall....

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №4910
 07.05.2008
Natasha’s manager has become evil. I came yesterday, I went yesterday.
2: Do not fuck.
1: Are we here?
2: Do not fuck.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4909
 07.05.2008
<[AnDrEy]> people, who knows how to configure the internet?Where can I read it? :)
<+Notaha> I would like to reply to "sweet"
<+Notaha> but it’s too cruel

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4908
 07.05.2008
xxx: listen and you set up the Russian tags in Amarok?
YYY: Ah, it’s not for me I learned to understand what’s written there :)
xxx: o_o
It’s also a way out.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №4907
 07.05.2008
She: I am disappointed
Is it in me? ( by
She is: No. In the men.
He is :/

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №4906
 07.05.2008
XXX is mda. Speaking on the phone and writing in asky is difficult.
Yyy: and speaking on the phone from which you write in asky is even harder

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №4905
 07.05.2008
Anya
Serena, it’s gone beyond all the limits! I have no idea in my head how I could have done that! Who do you like except your friend and sister’s sister???It was a joke, but why do you do that?
Madly
What Happened? You are a bl.
Anya
I’m not an asshole, I try to figure it out. I want to ask you what happened. I was called today from Macdon and said that I supposedly filled some shit about the device to work! and said that I need to come to an interview... can you explain what it means?
Madly
This is her.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №4904
 07.05.2008
fantask: it's like we at the junior hockey world championship spoke "Judge-Pidoras", then remembered that he doesn't understand Russian.
and decided to scream "reference is Elton John".

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №4903
 07.05.2008
<eXecuT> AJAX emailed me from work, congratulated me on holidays and quotation below you were fired

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №4902
 07.05.2008
It is now coming. dr. in warehouses
Hello to you! by Othello? (Route to the coffee shop)
Could you better drink coffee? (with hope in the voice)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4901
 07.05.2008
05.05.2008 19:20:41, Mashechka
I am so tired at work, I am so well lying in the bathroom.

05.05.2008 19:20:59, orrant
What are you annoying?It is :)

05.05.2008 19:22:15, Mashechka
I tell the truth.

05.05.2008 19:22:49, orrant
You get annoyed by lying in a warm bath naked.

05.05.2008 19:25:52, Mashechka
AAAA

05.05.2008 19:26:24, Mashechka
In other words, hiding naked.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №4900
 07.05.2008
<ArtemZoomZoom> In turn today at McDake read their complaint book! It began with the words: "Ura! It is over!" I could not read further.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №4899
 07.05.2008
He noted that the dogs have regularly a very sad and painful expression of the mouth. Why is? Where is the light? Where is the back?

I always asserted it... he still looks on the sides... as if his stitch would be stopped... sadly a fox, "don’t beat, I’m a shit";

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №4898
 07.05.2008
> this is interesting.
>Trachodrom is where the trachado
>A on the ipodrome - ipuccio?

Ask about the Observatory...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №4897
 07.05.2008
and ZooMeR:
Daddy came grit here icon in the car

and ZooMeR:
He went out into the corridor...I said so under my nose—Best you bought me brake drums...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №4896
 07.05.2008
Ahhh:... And imagine.seat a few already pretty drunk faces and watch porn.here one of them begins to hysterically roast the duck with a roast finger in the monkey: WHAT? O_O
WOW :D

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