One more rude word and on Easter you will have nothing to paint.
by O_O

I read a book about the training system of the GRU Special Forces:

If there is a need to quietly lower the gases, you should push the fingers of the buttocks and then, in order not to give yourself a smell, quickly dissipate the air with the folds of the palms, without producing shock.

Harsh, milling, guys...

Oh no, I’m crazyly happy that we moved to Peter...the apartment is so damaged, the stream is with the telecombs, tnt I can’t catch...
Away from the city

To the story of the meteorostand on the island of Reunion (in the form of a rope hanging stone).
In the U.S. state of Wyoming there is an original wind indicator. Usually, the wind indicator is a striped mattress jacket - the more it is stretched horizontally, the stronger the wind. In Wyoming, instead of fabric, a heavy iron chain was used, one end of which was welded to a pillar thrown into the ground. And below the column is given a plaque with explanations: which angle of the deviation of the chain from the vertical corresponds to what strength of the wind.

Here is this table.
0 degrees: the indicator is broken, notify the meteorological service
30 degrees: light breeze
45 degrees: soft zephir
60 degrees: Hurricane
75 degrees: beware of low-flying trains
90 degrees: Welcome to the wonderful Wyoming!

She: I love you! Let us reconcile...
He says: for nothing!
I will break your leg.
He: Okay...

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YYY O.O in the meaning?! to
What does xxx mean? Really for the first time. Such a healthy foolish idiot with ears.
Are you talking about the Caucasian Shepherd? Fuoh, I have already imagined this post-apocalyptic painting... With ears-chips...

It was noted that for the first time "she" appeared in the cartoon "Vacancies Boniface"?

ru_auto (community of cars)

People urgently need the Red Eight

The fucking pattern does not disappear.

Today the cat from the morning turned the cup of coffee, it would be nothing, there was almost no coffee, but the cup fell on the carpet, which left a delicious spot...
XHH: Naturally, I didn’t have time to remove it and I was offended.
But, I, an evil-minded man, before the arrival of the ancestors scattered the cat’s canned beans next to the bowl.
HH: Oh, she was offended very well.

After the universe came home, there was nothing to do, looking in the mirror sparked the creativity, I think it is necessary to do something on the head I decided not to get frozen put his hair turned out like horns,after all this pleased went to work.
Switching up the music moved on foot around the city to work.I go happy, stopped the music in the player to swipe, I raise my eyes standing father and baptize me!!!!I began to scream and scream, with the heart caught.The reaction of the daddy was phenomenal with the screams: URA I have defeated the forces of evil!!!Escaped...

Now I know how tough the church is.

sP!tF!rE: in an hour the sound :(
sP!tF!rE: Bassist is late as usual
sP!tF!rE: because he is lazy ))))
You too are late.
sP!tF!rE: water: so I am a bassist

Why do birds not sing in the street?
yyy> At this time of year they should be in the south)
xxx> And the south on which side?
Yyy>...do you have a compass at home?
xxx> is only probably broken (((
yyy> and what about it?
xxx> he is always on the same side

Oh, I also count days presenting a school diary!!! Boy I love you! by Lisa

Foxinthebox: My cat knows, if I hit the whole throat of the FUCK DUPLE and hit the fist on the key, then you have to fuck quickly and far, because in a state of affection, I consider him to be guilty.

Bustly! How much you can chase the fist, what you are all rough, "Yesterday, the police came..." or "fu... I don’t like that, I need big breasts..." understand, here grows a large generation of those very minors who look at you, take an example from you! Do you want your children to appreciate a girl only by the figure, or a friend, for the fact that he smokes more, drinks more!!!?? You are killing man’s morality.

P.S I guess if this quote goes to the main, the best, just bring it to yourself.

windows

XXX: How did you spend the last night?
I am working :D
XXX: How long is it?
YYY: up to 10
XXX: Do you go for a walk?
YYY: differently
xxx for example?
YYY: for example yes

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I see your brother! I think it’s good 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉

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Listen, look at what’s on the right side.

Imagine for a moment that there are no laws and you will realize that they are on their own.
There is no affair.

Recalled in connection with the history of TechnoLuh.
My mom’s friend told me about technology.
It was during the time of design, when there was no
Computers and Plotters. The drawings were painted with cochinor pencil.
They were reproduced by photocopies and were called “sinks” because of their color and smell.
They are onslaught.
According to the requirements of non-sleeping sanitary doctors in food enterprises
There must be a cleaner’s room. This is for
The cleaners. On a square (M 1:100) it occupies about 1.5 square meters. cm and fit it.
Long term is not possible. Usually, it is used as “Us”.
with a signature.
A girl came to them to work as a drawer, shy and shy.
Just like a good school girl. She previously worked in a confectionery.
An ordinary employee of the factory and told all sorts of horrors, such as about the Eclers.
The size of a baton. In short, realizing that when such a life
the silk turns into a delight, and the waist in volume threatens to overtake not
With a small chest, this savage went into the designs.
And then, somehow, in the face of the design deadlines, she decided to
Improve the drawing process. In particular, to resort to
abbreviation of words and writing them purely specifically in the room, without
All kinds of stupid outfits. Apparently not a bad idea. The newly presented
The rationalist put it into practice, secretly proud of herself. obtained
6 copies of reproduced blueprints, took them to the architect for
Then they gave them what they had done.
The next day came the “electric” (electrical engineer)
With big eyes and the same question, “What is this?” At that time
He pointed his finger to the blue. When we read it, we read it.
Instead of “egg processing room”, a simple “egg”. It is half trouble.
What there she locked, but in the above-mentioned room cleaners proudly
Storage of inventory! In a reduced version.
I have never seen such a whispering of the girl’s ears before or after.
I have to say that this shame has repeated four times. Architect not
came for some reason.

Mom drives the car better than you.
Well, I would not say...
But you said that with a stretched hand brake you couldn’t.
I walked a meter, and my mom walked 12 km.