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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №32558
 06.07.2010
Do you remember giving me the old Soviet columns?
You didn’t want to take it, and it’s a stylish old school.
WOW: The more they give honest 15 watts, not that the Chinese is modern, that you can change the face fabric for any other, design...
The cat has gotten, he’s cutting his nails on them.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №32557
 06.07.2010
You won’t believe the important role Nick plays!
Here I once fell in love with a girl, and she did not respond to me with reciprocity, and I renamed her in the ass into fat)))
So I was able to fall in love with her.
Cool, but who is she?
Yes, you don’t know her ?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32556
 06.07.2010
The Funny [23:59:14]
This is how you understand the words bad head does not give the hands rest.! to
Shinigami [00:00:16]
Have you ever had the zeal of touching the naked wire to check how powerful the horror is?
The Funny [00:00:34]
has been)
Shinigami [00:00:48]
Here you answered your question.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32555
 06.07.2010
I recently bought a cactus.
XXX: The Little One
XXX: It looks like a puppy.

[ + 42 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32554
 06.07.2010
On the weekend, I went to the holiday base, my brother had a three-year anniversary, we were 25 people in two houses...we were hanging in a hurry, I met the girl, well, I started to beat.At four in the morning, when everything was already asleep, I beat her, we lay in her house (at the other end of the base)...the matter came to the main...it was me.
Do you have condoms?
Just in the house... I’m going to go.
I fall off the bed, stretch my shorts (on the left)... and I run into my house... there is a fist on all sleepers... I turn on the light... I will be all fed if I find my jeans... there is a wallet... there is a prey... I catch it... I send them all... and I run to her...
We have the process at the height, she has already finished three times, and I can't (drink the dope).
Can we go out and smoke?
I’d love to have only one.
Here she publishes:
I have five pieces in my bag.

That is normal, right? ?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №32553
 06.07.2010
3Bepuk (16:01:50 5/07/2010)
Do you pretend or are you really so naive?
Natasha (16:02:59 5/07/2010)
No is! I think if a guy is 30 and he doesn’t have a car then it’s a pipe.
3Bepuk (16:03:34 5/07/2010)
And I believe that if a girl has neither brains nor breasts, then counting on her is not very important.
3Bepuk (16:03:47 5/07/2010)
We have original opinions, right?
Natasha (16:04:02 5/07/2010)
very

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №32552
 06.07.2010
Lex airline Japan Airlines has taken part of the responsibility for the crash as it failed to properly inspect the repaired aircraft. The president of the airline resigned, one of the engineers of the airline committed suicide.
LexTM and we fucking in Russia are guilty of passengers

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32551
 05.07.2010
Whoever gets up early, God gives
YYY: I wonder how much time I have to get up to give my neighbor...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32550
 05.07.2010
From the discussion of the forum:
Gusar:Give the detailed coordinates of the night club
Yustas:Yes to health 51°49'7.80"C, 107°37'26.55"B

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №32549
 05.07.2010
Q: Did you make me such a cover to the phone?
HH: She is holding on the pot!
In my opinion, the keyword is "holds".

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32548
 05.07.2010
He: What are you going to cook?and :)
What you don’t like :)
Is it a mouse? 0 - O
No, the liver
Is it a mouse’s liver? O_O

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32547
 05.07.2010
Question in the forum.

by koi8
Posted on May 20, 2006 - 00:35
Why are deleted, old topics stored on the forum??? For what?

by koi8
Posted on July 2, 2010 at 19:35
Thanks for the detailed answer! It is :)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №32546
 05.07.2010
To put the tiles, you need a level.
and UGU. At least the fifth. Perk is appropriate.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32545
 05.07.2010
Don’t go to the beach...
Ivan Kobula: Why
Red_one: there a retired man for the third day tells how to cook the compot correctly and how many times a day his grandson writes...
red_one: judging by the voice - former military

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №32544
 05.07.2010
Are you far away from the ocean?
2: Before it was a 15-minute walk from the house, now about 15 hours to go.
1 is out?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32543
 05.07.2010
Conversation in the ASCII.

She
I am not excited.

He is
It is for the best.)

She
Yes to?

He is
Aha))

She
Why then?

He is
Why are you excited about 2.5 thousand kilometers?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №32542
 05.07.2010
1 – A lava ju.
2 - Ay Láv Yú Tu
1 – – – – –
2 - U-2 group

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32541
 05.07.2010
Sonic: Listen, and we will lay out the mattress?
Del-Vey: No, we live together like gay men, in the same bed.
Sonic: Well that’s fine.
Del-Vey: What is good about it?! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №32540
 05.07.2010
in the topic about night pots "Why adults needed night pots"
But there was another reason. Previously, people believed that evaporating urea had a beneficial effect on health.
And then they got smarter and started drinking it :)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32539
 05.07.2010
Do you use anything else to communicate besides this site?
Tagged: mouth

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