I sit down, paint colored pieces and eat cherries.Mom enters and is upset: What do you eat with unwashed hands? Here I washed my hands in the medinstitutes even after the preparation of the corpses, although they are sterile, of formaline!

The fact that Daniel Craig was blue I only learned after his marriage to Rachel Weiss, when everyone cried out "Why? He is blue!and "

I have a wife teacher.How before sex I say with the student's voice: Svetlana Yurievna put me a COLL!!!! to
Both roast for 10 minutes. Sex did not work that time.

XX: I have a problem, my penis is afraid of condoms... I wear electricity, so the erection disappears.
UUU: Nico amazing, you would be packed in a plastic bag you would also be scared)

A (C)

Coming into the kitchen, the son is standing on the table, which is his chest. When it comes to sunrise, I don’t mind. It stretches to the microwave, a box of grandmother’s pills in his hands, and a bunch of cockroaches in his legs!

So many nightmares at the same time.! to

Now even the roads leading to the temple have long been paid.

The case in the route.
There is a grandfather near me, 80 years old. At the stop there is an old woman of the same age. Suddenly the grandfather cleverly grabs her and sits on his knees. The old woman begins to break out and shouts, “Let me go, let me go, shameless.” Finally, she turns around, looks at the old man, and joyfully, loudly exclaims: “Peta! I thought you were dead long ago! »

Marion in class:
Push the verb “voting.”
I vote, you vote, he votes, she votes, we vote, you vote.
You vote.
The wolf and “they”?
They wanted to fuck us!

Discussion of the next film with Jason Statham on CG.com:
When does Statham have time to play in so many movies? Heaven is raining on the weekend.
YYY: And he doesn’t say it’s different movies to not pay. The crash in the brains of the type "here the scenario is corrected, it would be necessary to re-shoot, let's finish and calculate..." He is engaged, like a Chinese in the basement, the role is the same.

XxX: hm. home.ru "speak" faster
XxX: depending on what resources to download

YYy: Yes it is fast. I just have a virus. became very slow.

XX: and what? What is the problem with cleaning?

YYy: My friend’s problem is that I’m a christomatic woman. I don’t have eggs hanging, my brains aren’t logical and the computer for me is such a box where there is contact and sims3.

XxX: rofl

The Beloved! If you are reading this, please stop scratching the seeds and finally turn to me!!! and!!! to

From the Women’s Forum:

Details are good. I once visualized a future neighbor on the transatlantic — not a joke, 10 hours of flight. I wanted young and sporty. With me was a 13-year-old boy, a member of the children’s hockey team of Russia. Then the next time I went into the details: tall, pumped, ardent, attentive, beautiful, cheerful, younger than me, but long already adult, cheerful. In the end, next to me was a two-meter-high pumped black man twenty-five years old, watching a film about hamsters all the way and wildly rusting. A, attentive, yes, served chips and offered one headset from hamsters.

Two friends, they have no relationship with it. I put XP on the notebook. He overheated and turned off. He told them to let them cool the note... after 30 minutes they wrote:
Thank you very much, we are on our turn ?

Dialogue on a Dating Site:
He said: Hi! Do you really provide paid services?
She is: Hi 2500 hours at home.
He: What about the trial version?
She is :?? to
Try 30 days for free...

What does fishing look like?
To download the file by dial-up using MS IE.

At the dislike of Indexite: you would remove the transport screws - it is uncomfortable to wash it without amortization)))

The teacher asked for a pencil, he gave it and then replied:
I still have coffee with cream, tea with lemon. And in my free time I do a foot massage."
c) MrDante

Everything is always ruined by a small thing.
I sit in front of the compound, sneezing, the mother comes in with a joyful face:
Did you throw the garbage yesterday because it was too much?
I am UGU
Was it because there were a lot of bottles?
I am not, where did you get it from?
Where is the mountain of covers under the table?
I am crazy.
She walked over us, she went away.

from ZH
Treehel: I am in a hurry. How can we eat bodies?! to
Undeadkender: With great pleasure! I would right now eat part of the body of a pig, with burns of 3-4 degrees.

You should have sex for a while.
He is: Why? How much?
Until the months come...
9 months later...