I have a holiday today, 3 months without sex.

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Consuelo wrote (a):
A parody of a millionaire. Another stupid American film. It looks at 15 minutes of sections and the only thing I want to do after watching it is to go crazy.
Diablo: I am glad that in 1.5 years this is the first movie that you commented, apparently stuck.

xxx (10:15:32 5/07/2010)
and ppc. It turns out that the girl, the blade, the beer and the straw replaces the inet.

MoonLight (21:36:53 4/07/2010)
He promised me a massage and a million kisses and a night with candles.
Vilka (21:37:01 4/07/2010)
and further
MoonLight (21:37:12 4/07/2010)
I did not promise further.

I am going to the milk shop.
In front of me came a guy of twenty or twenty-two years old. And this, encrypting, is the cashier:
Your grandmother is suspicious.
Oh yeah
It is strange, follow her.
A... where?
A series of beer.
What is she dressed in?
Bridge and fork.
This is our cleaner.:D

xxx: I slept... there was nothing laced, yesterday there was no strength... I went into the closet...
YYY: Sunrise, closed up and started crying quietly in a 300-year-old bowl? It is :)
and Nain. I had to wear the costume... hot, but, the fucking, beautiful... near the parking lot with clay tights met, in the evening I intend to walk them out, and the bosses today came and in honor of the holiday to all who had shared trends and threatened to deprive the prizes. Everyone hates me. I am such a cowboy...
It’s a beautiful day and you can even give it in the evening :)
WOW: you will be cursed and your breasts will be transgender after surgery :))))
OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhI should have been a little above the cut to see, or I have something linked already... everything is not so beautiful in this life...

fiona: now the girl in the office on the phone speaks: "yes, yes, bring... yeah, I am here until 23h at least... no, tomorrow at 9 am I will be, ah... no, passports are not, took.... what are you laughing?"

The Irish want to introduce cheap seats on their planes.

I believe: do not have to. There will also be babies with chariots. You fly in the morning – a bunch of babies. In the evening you fly back, again a bunch of babies.

Dead-Man: Where Everything Disappeared
Dead Man: Aau
Dead Man: I am the only one alive.
Dead Man: Although...

Creitve: No force will force a programmer to take the keys out of his pocket and hang them on a nail when he comes home if he did not open the door.

Antonina (12:43:48 5/07/2010)
Do you have glands?

Leaked (12:45:33 5/07/2010)
by Nea. Cut out - after 2 years he stopped being so sick. OECD is pleased

Lawyer (12:45:45 5/07/2010)
I cut it off at 21.

Antonina (12:47:05 5/07/2010)
and how?

Ladies and gentlemen (12:47:58 5/07/2010)
What how? Drunk doctor compressing the office cutter and solder said "no sCy, I'll give you such a chiki-piki nasarašu", breaded more vodka from the throat, stumbled and went on to me...

Questions by Mail.ru

Q: Who knows what a Romanian kiss is? You may feel ?
A: This is when you lose your wallet during a kiss.

I: Why are you sad?
Yesterday I broke up with yours! I don’t know how to cook eggs, I don’t even know how to cook eggs.
Why can’t I cook eggs? What are you doing with them?
Okya: Well, I just put the eggs in the pot, pour cold water and put on fire, after 8 minutes I take off and in cold water.
I: Well, I am the same, but how is it right?
Okya: It turns out to have to put eggs in a boiler. Salted water and boil for 2 minutes for "smelt", 6 minutes "hard"! I also read a lecture about delicious and healthy food, fucking!
I:Listen, I rattled and decided to tell the boss this as a joke, then I decided to ask: Andrei Stepanovich, tell me how you cook eggs? And he – in the boiling salty water..." ALL!!! I was broken!!! to
Oxygen: That is all. The universal conspiracy of men!!!! to

@gaidar : Inscription on the asphalt "I love you". Is it a confession of love for a small forest or the daughter of a forest worker?

XXX: I am the only one
XXX: I can’t sleep.
YYY: so I gave it :D

X: Does your mercantility have boundaries?
YYYYY: Yes The financial opportunities of the surrounding

Lynn, don’t be upset.
Charly: Everything will be fine.
Who turned on the ranetok and went after the rope.
Charly is right! Destroy those fools!! to

sister came from a hairdresser picture: comes a man of 40 years old, solid all this.
Do you break your ears?
She: Yes
Is it possible to see today that the ear is pierced and tomorrow not?
After a moment of silence, he disputed.

No fuck you give up!!! to
HH: And then you...
xxx: 5 years riding on his king 2000gw, during this time only gazelle in the traffic jamming bump
HHH: And then I sold her to the head, and he immediately, on the exit from the hybrid, puts his nose under the wheel of the camaz.
I am in shock.
Sorry for the old lady (((

He: Kiwi is so mature that he even broke.
She: I just broke him down...