Habr from the discussion of pornographic sites.

There is an old saying that the Internet was created for pornography. Increased connectivity speeds around the world, online video broadcasting, video chats and live communication, traffic optimization, huge storage and seamless hosting are all just consequences of the demands of the porn industry.

Moral: If the girls didn’t ring us in real life, there would be no internet.

and Turkey. The locals are going to meet:"Keselbech-Ashelbek!"..there is a dog lying next to the fence..the Turks jumping back:"Oh, fucking!!" we are broken ))
The influence of the Russians on the local population

From the mobile phone discussion:

Gabarit (bad in hand), marked screen, difficult to set up, search for applications, not intuitive in use, not supported automatic setup of Ukr.networks (strangled under America), long reboot of the Axis, audio output is uncomfortable located, drive with this smart will come. I do not regret the purchase, he has a fun second meter.

I play with the child on the playground, amusing other children in parallel, one of the girls (D) meets me, judging by the whole Armenian.
D: Look at my tooth (shows)
I: Oh you are! Well, when it falls out, you put it under the pillow, a tooth fairy will put you in exchange for a gift.
D: No, I’d rather give it to the crown, she’ll bring me gold.

Harsh Armenian dentists put golden teeth as soon as milk teeth fall out.

xxx: shiny saw a pair of such colorful
xxx: for two 4 tits good 3 size
xxx: but in the "boy" they were a little bigger and a little overwhelmed
How did you know that it was a boy?
xxx: on the beard and moustache)

Alex: The Fucks
SteotokS: who
Alex: 560 rubles placed, commission 35, credited 505
Alex is
Mathematics is fucking

Here is a girl who has, by strength, first-size breasts. Thanks to all the silicone...
Power of one and a half.
and yes.
- And immediately comes another, without a sparkle, with a normal second size. Which will you like more?
The one who doesn’t fuck the brain.

I watched with my father:

It doesn’t matter with whom you communicate: Goths, rappers, hipsters or the Young Guard.
What is the Young Guard?
I: EP Party for Youth
Father: horror, it is better to communicate with hipsters

Discussion of the effectiveness of contraceptive candles "Pharmatex":
And my friend already has two pharmacists running.

I watched the discovery. There, crocodiles in the river eat a drowned giraffe. So they said... The drowned giraffe... How fucking did he drown?? to

We entered the low cloud zone.

xxx: I recently worked through a recruitment agency to another recruitment agency and now I am looking for employees for the agency that arranged me.
I think something is wrong with this world?

Good in the sky, no cloud-weather, it is just great.
WOW: People, learn to put the signs of puncture already, or at another moment you do not know whether you are talking to a person or to the Holy Spirit.

It’s good that we like the same food.
She: Or you should eat what I like.

Stupidity can be twice as pleasant if it is not yours and it is not yours.

I heard this story sitting on the bench next to my house. Two grandparents talked, from wounds went on to interesting cases in life. This is what one of them said.
In our village there was a local airport: a ground field and a small house. Cucumbers arrived and departed (AN-2). Then it was easy to get by plane from one area of the region to another. A cat arrived at the airport. The pilots were fun guys, jokers. They took, smashed a small parachute from a piece of matter and took the cat in flight. They got up and dropped the cat. The cat landed successfully. The next time I repeated the same joke. Successfully again. But they were unable to repeat it again. Why is? Now the cat, as soon as the "maize" landed, climbed the maize with a socket showing the direction of the wind, and descended from there only after the "maize" flew. No means for the pilots to get him out of there was found. This is so. You say that cats have no brains.

First you rejoice that thanks to the tablet and 3G you can work anywhere, and then with horror you realize that now you MUST work anywhere.

A woman for happiness needs to have a beloved man and a girlfriend has disappeared.

I walk with my dog at night. A smiling three-year-old boy runs up and dwarfs the whole street: “Karava! " my jaw has hanged. As it turned out, my white spaniel in a black spot strongly reminded the little Milka from advertising. I was mentally enrolled in the gym.

Cook me, my I, clean me, clean me, make tea I, play with my sister I, go to the store I, with the cat on the wheels I, in the computer with the vacuum cleaner I, pay for the internet I, peace of parents I, in the hospitals with my mother I.
A cult of my personality.

<KypT> let someone your account in Devil 3 play
<Hollow> and the money to keep
<Technik1> and grandmother for the night