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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №129019
 04.06.2016
Local rain is evil. You run into the bus, you go out through 3 stops in a wet jacket with a current umbrella onto a sunny street, and everyone looks at you as if you’ve just returned from the Amazon swamps.

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129018
 04.06.2016
Men are like princesses. Here he all such for himself the most wonderful will write Vkontakte or on the dating site "Hello" and awaits that you in response to the conversation will entertain him, and then, maybe, you will invite to a date, well, and then he will come to visit you. Well, he will think, of course, boosts, or many of us here, and he is so wonderful. And if you write so modestly in response, "Hello," then everything is in response to silence: guess whether his vocabulary has ended, or whether he was offended that you did not distract him with a pleasant conversation of acki geisha...

[ + 19 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129017
 04.06.2016
Are people who write "" instead of """ leftists?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №129016
 04.06.2016
Let’s go with Leah today. The rain fucking. Leha goes, looking under my feet, I am on the sides of the eye. I looked at the vitrine some, I hear behind my back a deaf blow: Leha from all the way fit his forehead into the lantern pillar. Very well fit - the consciousness has left the body, the blood is splashing. I am in panic, let me call an ambulance. A crowd is already gathering around. The ambulance arrived literally two minutes later. They pressed the body and went to the hospital. Something struck him on the way, he woke up. I wonder what kind of shit this fool is looking at. The answer is brilliant: I, he says, just bowed my head so that the glasses didn't fall in the rain - the hell will be wiped off afterwards. I blink, I ask, and what, in fact, prevented him from removing his glasses in the envelope during the rain. Not so bad vision not to see the pillar in the middle of white day. The answer just killed me: “Are you a fool? Without glasses, I can’t see well, but I can’t see anywhere.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №129015
 04.06.2016
According to the laws of aerodynamics, May bats should not fly.
Theoretically, the May bush is a Boeing with a motor from a motorbike.
When the wing of the beetle moves downwards, a lifting force is created and in addition to it, due to some turn of the wing, a pulling force is also created. At the same time, there is also a sinking of air into the space between the wing and the wing. At the bottom dead point, the wing of the beetle unfolds and changes the angle of attack. Now, when moving upwards, the wing pushes out the air from the space under the overwing. Moreover, the resulting air stream creates both the lifting force and the pulling force at the same time, since this stream is directed at an angle down and back. Thus, it turns out that the May beetle has a combined flying and reactive flight.
If the May Beetle had read THIS, he would have killed Apsten without thinking.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №129014
 04.06.2016
From the comments to "Spring":

Multi is great. Even the cat was sitting in the TV.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №129013
 04.06.2016
Love against calculation.
Will there be female candidates? 28 years old, wellined but not beautiful, 2-2.5 thousand. U is. Every month, and all ahead in financial terms. There are no children, an apartment, in the prospect of buying a house. The character is not heavy, but in case of difficulties at work I can hardly pay attention for weeks.
Requirements: care for the house, cooking-washing-cleaning-other (calling a housewife or ordering food without mutual consent is deducted from the content). Sometimes you will have to sit next to me until I fall asleep, make a coffee and say that I’m smart, beautiful and I’ll get everything done (honesty is not required), call a doctor and take care in case of illness.
To sleep with me, in every sense, is not necessarily a separate room can provide. Observe hygiene, take care of yourself, be able to support a conversation (themes range from astronomy and literature to cartoons and fairy tales). Don’t drive lovers into the house. Marriage and romance in the form of "I love, I cannot" - not to offer.

I don’t leave contacts here while I just study the market.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129012
 04.06.2016
Looking at the mess that mankind has done on an infinitely small, on the scale of the universe, piece of matter called the planet Earth, you involuntarily come to the conclusion: the rumors about the divine nature of man are greatly exaggerated.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №129011
 04.06.2016
Notice that some of the search results are hidden in accordance with the Federal Law of 13.07.2015 No. 264-ФЗ.

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This is the most valuable! with Varese and so on. He works on Hurricane.
Go by the name of this link and you get a concentrate of links to the desired info. And don't have to go, look for it - everything has already been checked for you.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129010
 04.06.2016
30 years old with a hundred a month.
Ready to sit on your farm in every sense at least now. Not proud at all, I clean well, cook great, do massages, lick everything, support for life. The figure is excellent, especially the pop, the face is ordinary, well-maintained and smooth. You don’t need an iPhone, a sea, a shirt or a catch. 21 years, technical education, red diploma, gold medal, work remotely in an international corporation.
I understood your conditions, my conditions – you tolerate both my lovers and one mistress.
Manic-depressive psychosis and taking antidepressants/neuroleptics depending on the phase
With love, your Dolcinia.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №129009
 04.06.2016
Response to "Spring":

Very different people leave, as a rule, those who do not have very much in their homeland, but, due to some narrowness, they are looking for a reason in everything but themselves.

In my homeland I paid 100k rubles a month, in foreign countries I paid 10k backs. I look for the reason in myself.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №129008
 04.06.2016
Do you know a lot of such naive idiots who are willing to go on a temporary job?

Not much
Even the company knew who was looking for such for another company, more.
And among them were both honest fools and very promising people. Many of the promising ones were stuck and arranged for a permanent vacancy when vacancies appeared.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №129007
 04.06.2016
I write to my husband Mimi: "I adore you"
He: "Is everything okay with the car?"
111: RRRRRRRRRRRR
222: Feel the experience )))

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №129006
 04.06.2016
I was looking for a wife. legal and in the future. After three attempts, he abandoned the case.
Explain to me not far away. Will I get this decor at home if I can invite a cleaner for a dozen? I do the cleaning and cooking myself. And I find it strange that in a month I bring her half-year income and go clean the apartment and cook to eat. You know, I didn’t catch the girl.
And yes, I am not a 40-year-old boss. I am 28 years.

Why do you talk about money all the time? What do you want to buy for them? The love?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №129005
 04.06.2016
The culinary page:

xxx: What is the name of food "all without"? Meaning of vegan? In Thailand it is J. And in China?
Yyy: And in China it is called - the damned Hindu came to India :).

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №129004
 04.06.2016
From the reply to mail.ru:
- what is the name of the song there singing up yuu out yuu and then typing there there there there there there taram?
DJ Snake, AlunaGeorge – You Know You Like It
Thank you very much!! Finally

This is Kaaak? How do they do it? Sometimes I feel like they are specifically arranged to troll us (

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №129003
 04.06.2016
Max Art: The Preamble. I have a "smart clock" and geolocation in the TLF included. He read me "for a long time" and then gives clues. I’m not a paranoid, I don’t wear a foil hat, it doesn’t annoy me.
Max Art: A tip type your bus 20 minutes to home
Max Art: or "After half an hour the end of the working day, to the house 57 minutes"
Max Art is fabulous.
Max Art on Friday. End of working day. I’m sitting at work, the clock usually vibrated on my wrist.
Max Art: I think it’s time to go home. Watching - to the Birmingham (my favorite bar) - 47 minutes
Even Google knows I’m an alcoholic.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №129002
 04.06.2016
This is:
and Oga. Sit down and look at the 30 year old? 😉 Going on vacation to dig potatoes?

Why go straight away? Thirty-year-old women don’t know how to rest well, you think? I am 31 and we just returned from vacation, where we walked 500km around Spain, with tents and bedrooms. Are your 20-year-olds weak? and 😉

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №129001
 04.06.2016
XXX is. Advice the book. How to get rid of complexes and become confident. thank you.
YYY is. I remember something like that. How to sublimate existential thirst into a multi-hour jet orgasm? Mitochondria are coming to help". It is?


[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №129000
 04.06.2016
Have you noticed that women’s salesmenness annoys men only as long as these women are not in their pockets?

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