<Snezhok> Every citizen should shave his hair on the mole and apply a barcode to read from the satellite on it... Drunk sleeps in the cage, freezes and here - oh, a miracle! In the light of the moon his bar code shone. And here to him runs emergency staff with vodka and coffee.

The steel raft from the raft of the car: Lada-Canal! The engine is a thousand!

In the language of the Australian Aborigines diirbalu - 4 genus: male, female, medium and edible! xd

1: He came to us today. I bought a condom there yesterday with bells...So you didn’t see his enthusiastic face! No one worked for half an hour. :DDD
Has Messi always wanted to be a muzzle? and ;)

The eighth is cold and rainy. Do you have a company in nature?
by Merlin: AGA
Merlin: I told you about the weather report. They changed the list of products beer to vodka and the problem was solved.

I watched the game 100 to 1. The question is "Who is the smartest and most beautiful?" Many answers, second with 500-hundred votes answer "Woman". And somewhere at the end with 16 votes answer "My wife".

This is what I call "literal clarification" :)

[16:28:54] <#$%@ratelcom.ru> fuck when you scratch me...
[17:01:17] <#$%@ratelcom.ru> Friendly answer plizzz, well I urgently need... break the admin))))

Whitesnake: Why can’t you come and meet? The kind of nekomilfo?
Dimok: What is it?
Whitesnake: Fuck you are uncultured
by Dimok : )
Whitesnake: Non-Komilfo Fucking It's Almost Like a MemeTone
Dimok: What is it?

What you do
-I write a letter to the client, they have a channel, it remains only to guess what Coushman & Wakefield Styles & Rjabokobylko LLC does"

Tarasius: We changed the crane today.
Tarasius: I gru: "Tol, twist your ass"
Tarasius: He Lambadu started dancing O_0

At work, the guy pulled a bunch of old German porn. Everybody wanted to see. Sit down to him. The director burned them. I had to write explanations. Everyone wrote what he was doing: watched the movie, did nothing. And one humorist wrote: "I took experience from my Western colleagues". The humorist was awarded...

My brother and sister are in the car.
She: look what an original tuning Mercedes. He has all the glasses toned except the front passenger!
Are you talking about the open window?

Scuco, I don't know what I dreamed there, what, the technology of the future, but I wake up (according to the household), I sit on the bed, I look at my palm for a minute and so with drama in the voice "O!!! Be kind to the universe", I lie down and sleep further.

Once upon a time we had this situation:
Vanya, in order to check the water level in the summer shower walked on a barrel above him and was noticed by the coach, who did not get confused, issued: "Vanya eye long wanted to suck on all of us, just didn't know how immediately and on all."

by Maddik:
Our admin called the boss on the carpet. He stands up, gathers and says sadly, “Well, I’ll go, I’ll remove the firewall, I’ll open the ports and they’ll pinch me.”

Vastey :
Oh, and it will have an expansion of the outgoing channel :D

The girl desperately tried to break through the anti-spam bot.

Bot: name the author of the novel "Silent Don"?

The girl,
Translated by!Jokingly *

The girl,
Tolstoy

The girl,
Turgenev

The girl,
Nekrasov

The girl,
Gogol

The girl,
bitterly

The girl,
Dostoevsky

The girl,
SHOLOKHOV

BOT: Congratulations to you! You have passed the anti-spam test.

I am,
Bougagaga

It is necessary to take a course, the department requires a report on the anti-plagiarism program, and that of its own - not less than 75%. Compared to last year, the program was improved: it is useless to change Cyrillic to Latin (((
The second hour I sit and replace the gaps with letters, then paint them in white. stupidly...

My friend sent me a SMS:

Listen, to you again if my text messages do not arrive, if this is the case, then write me off please, or I do not get your business as well.

In our work on one of the documents today we and colleagues saw the grip: "NO". For a long time, he broke his head over the fact that this was his mother. A minute later, it became clear that these were the initials of our collaborator, Nina Yakovlevna.

by kora_f
The Glorious. I was always afraid to hurt when I dreamed I was dressed.