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[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №15813
 12.04.2009
If you are offended by dignity, know that it is not for anything else.
not suited.
© Copyright: Evdokia Dozorna, 2009

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №15812
 12.04.2009
http://www.tlt.ru/articles.php?n=1897217

A brief chronicle of events:

2009: AutoVAZ to become a global brand for three years
Russian Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Finance Alexei Kudrin
The aid is estimated at 25 billion. rubles provided to the car,
It will not only meet the current needs of the company, but will also
Promote the development of production.

2002: AutoVAZ becomes competitive within three years
This was stated by Russian Prime Minister Mikhail Kasyanov.
The aid is estimated at $17.5 billion. Rubles provided
It will not only meet the current needs of the company.
It will also contribute to the development of production.

1999: AutoVAZ will produce a car based on a German sedan
within two years.
This was stated by Prime Minister Vladimir Putin.
The aid is estimated at $13 billion. Rubles provided
It will not only meet the current needs of the company.
It will also contribute to the development of production.

1996: AutoVAZ to produce a sedan for officials and a popular car
for villagers and villagers.
This was stated by the Prime Minister of Russia Viktor Chernomyrdin.
The aid is estimated to be 15 trillion. Rubles provided
This will not only meet the current needs of the company, but also
It will contribute to the development of production.

The problem has deep roots.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №15811
 12.04.2009
A home phone is needed to be found.
The mobile...
http://www.russianmontreal.ca/index.php?do=cat&category=kretinki

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №15810
 12.04.2009
I read a quote at work:
“Here you are roaring kAzly, and my girlfriend Lada is named...The family is Kalina.
The girl is no longer allowed to live!"
Co-founder without a break: Not lucky. It will break.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №15809
 12.04.2009
No and No (Part 1)

Not in sustainable terms.
Neither give nor take; neither light nor dawn; neither day nor night; neither stand nor sit; neither live nor dead; neither fish nor meat; neither are they separated.) is
None of them, that is. No one (not one - many); no time - no time (not once - many times, many times).
Not from place! No step back!

There is no bread (no bread, no sights).
In such sentences, a negative particle can either be replaced or completely lowered - the meaning of the statement will remain. There was no bread and no sight for the people. The bread, the spectacle the people did not get.)

The following can be attributed to difficult cases of use:

Not to reinforce denial.
In sentences where it is used to reinforce the denial, there is usually already a denial (no, no): There is no penny of money. He did not give me a ruble. Sometimes the denial only implies: no pocket in your pocket. There was no pocket in my pocket.
____________________________________________________________
I will just leave it here.


[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №15808
 12.04.2009
AIR: She tells me at night, turn as you want, but I want to wake up from sex in the morning.
AIR: I found a combo porn with the most screaming girls, and like a full roll at 7 a.m.
From such sex not only she woke up, but also the half of the entrance.
En314: Well, the main thing is not cheating the girl ;)


[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15807
 12.04.2009
The acquaintance:
Pepe, where the world goes
I gave up my place today in the subway to a burnt curly long-haired girl in glossy long-sleeved trousers and lacquered boots being completely confident that she is pregnant... fucking.............it turned out to be a man!!! A man with small chemistry and beer livestream.
Ohhhhhh...
and I am here like this in Kossuh and Berts: "Sit down, please"

I am :
= – O

She is :
Ohha

She is :
I swallowed myself

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №15806
 11.04.2009
<1> Are you busy on the weekend?
<mike> Yes, it is agricultural fitness!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №15805
 11.04.2009
A brief chronicle of events:
2009: AutoVAZ to become a global brand for three years
Russian Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Finance Alexei Kudrin
The aid is estimated at 25 billion. The rubles provided to AutoVAZ will not only close the current needs of the enterprise, but will also contribute to the development of production.
2002: AutoVAZ becomes competitive within three years
This was stated by Russian Prime Minister Mikhail Kasyanov.
The aid is estimated at $17.5 billion. The rubles provided to AutoVAZ will not only close the current needs of the enterprise, but will also contribute to the development of production.
1999: AutoVAZ will produce a car based on a German sedan for two years.
This was stated by Prime Minister Vladimir Putin.
The aid is estimated at $13 billion. The rubles provided to AutoVAZ will not only close the current needs of the enterprise, but will also contribute to the development of production.
1996: AutoVAZ will produce a sedan for officials and a popular car for citizens and peasants.
This was stated by the Prime Minister of Russia Viktor Chernomyrdin.
The aid is estimated to be 15 trillion. The rubles provided to AutoVAZ will not only close the current needs of the enterprise, but will also contribute to the development of production.
The problem has deep roots.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №15804
 11.04.2009
K to:
You are all exploited as bad guys, plus the hollow grandmothers are crushed on this. Nahuya to pay proger to write a virus, send it, zombie machines, etc. It is easier to go to forums, to write shit about smoke...
____
"I don’t care under what slogan corruption will win in our country" (c)Vladimir Soloviev.
I don’t care if somebody makes money from it. I am free to help anyone who does it.

Plus those who are ready, if they could:
Repair the screen in a laser tape.
Bring a heavy bag before entering.
Honestly help a blind man in the store.
Bring the gum to the urn.
Such things are not difficult, but useful for someone.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15803
 11.04.2009
We stand in the entrance, we warm up... the elevator doesn’t work, well, we all say that =) a woman comes, crawls, presses a button, pulls the door...
The elevator does not work.
Woman: I know
So why are you calling??? O_O
Woman with anger: – How did you get it, I’m an elevator...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15802
 11.04.2009
I recently called the bank... for the sake of a spell I asked if it was possible to transfer money to Czechoslovakia... they said – it is possible.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №15801
 11.04.2009
Zavelin
Fuck, I am a conservative. I prefer evolution to revolution.

by Azbe$T
What about ejaculation pollution?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №15800
 11.04.2009
I wanted to be beautiful, I made a manicure at midnight.
And then he bitten it while compiling the nucleus...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №15799
 11.04.2009
All of you Pooh!
Ashley has missed.
Issue: Ashley is missing! Ashley is missing! and :)
TFU, so far...
Irisik: Akella missed Akella missed
Sole =
Ackella: Blue, the same thing every time.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №15798
 11.04.2009
xxx: My girl broke up with me... And she also sent pictures where she is fucking with my friend...
YYY: And you what?
She sent these photos to her father.

From the English Basque.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №15797
 11.04.2009
% consultant%: Volodya... can you ask a stupid question?
%developer%: You did not ask before asking

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №15796
 11.04.2009
Melissa: So is it. I go to the subway today, the car is almost empty, the seats are all busy and there are 2-3 people. We stop, grandmother comes in) And here I, by habit, rise sharply with the words "Sit down, grandmother". She looks at me so surprised and says the kind of "Yes you sit, sit, granddaughter". I'm in a slight shock, I don't understand why she didn't please her place. I catch the astonished eyes of people nearby. I am very upset.)
Note: Young boy)))) Not surprising reaction of grandmother)) The only one who tried to give up the place was a girl at almost 7 months of pregnancy))

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №15795
 11.04.2009
Guy, with a quote about the cat-Othello, thank you!
I met a girl, came to visit...the affair is going to intimate.Suddenly I notice that her cat is somehow strange looking at me...I ask why it is he.Well he says, jealous...I by these words take a cat and take it to the hallway, because I have no more to lock it nowhere, I return and with a calm soul I continue the conversation.Second after 30 I crash, I run into the hallway, take off the hanging jacket, take off the shoes and take it to the house...The cat looked at me as a guerrilla on the Gestapo...
Paranoid paranoia, but the enemy is better to overestimate.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №15794
 11.04.2009
Lohanulya: at lunch took sugar (raffinade) from Vadik, who was not in place and wrote a note "Here was Diman".
xxx: This fox has thrown away: "House on wife's note, don't be surprised ;-)"

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