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[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №32518
 05.07.2010
X: How did you go to the concert?
W is more. A thin blonde came out and started singing something with a sweet voice. I am an Offgel, my whole brother in chains and skin too. I became interested, I got even closer. But here she began to jerk the groove. I almost described myself by surprise.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №32517
 05.07.2010
16:34 Milenko4ka - well save you fuck
16:34 Milenko4ka - advised special fucking
16:34 Milenko4ka - he came to me to put the screw brought
16:34 Mileno4ka - a bottle of cognac and дури
16:35 Milenko4ka - speaks without it
16:35 Milenko4ka - left afternoon after lunch electricity
16:35 Milenko4ka - Fucked me all night and then slept
16:35 Milenko4ka - and the winds as it was so and not

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32516
 05.07.2010
The lighting)
I am among the guys again. :)
One... among the guys.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №32515
 05.07.2010
<Psychopathic Fox> only I always have a mess everywhere that on the compass, that on the table before the compass)
Psychopathic Fox: Only fools need order, genius dominates the house.
<ValeryS> Over Chaos, Horse, Chaos))
<ValeryS> No one has power over the House

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №32514
 05.07.2010
Married men live longer.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №32513
 05.07.2010
History of Students... Students.
We and a friend were brought by fate in the far eighty-eighth (1988) year to the city of Kharkov. Both students, shalopays, are always hungry, cheerful and sociable. In fact, the trip turned out to be spontaneous, in the middle of the night in the community of RYIJT I remembered that my first love is studying in Kharkiv in Kharkiv.
The pedagogical institute. And so I wanted to see her (after a year of separation) that I immediately moved to the station. And Puch (Sasha Slagada - respect for the family) attached to the company.
Now I remember — the nonsense is full — in the night, with three rubles to Kharkiv, to look for a favorite... who, as it turned out, studied in Kiev in some political school or elsewhere...
And then it’s normal: sit down – in the morning in Kharkiv, tickets in the middle, railway students... They went through the day in Kharkiv, the metro is fun, the city is beautiful, people are interesting. None of my friends, of course, were found, although all the deacons of all faculties were put on their ears.
The Peda.
Back to the station in the evening. I went to the box for tickets and took them back.
Rostov two tickets, on the way in the buffet for the last penny bought two coffee with milk, and came to the place where Puch on the bench smoked, waiting for me (well, he was on the train station to walk, and the line to the box office to stand) And next to the bench a young girl, 17, sits. I don’t remember her face or her name now... I only remember that she was listening to my comrade opening his mouth.
Remember Rakhine – “Close your mouth, fool, I’ve already said it all.”
She sat with us on the train, in one couch. Well, periodically for conversations in the tambour they went out to smoke (I was an athlete, cigarettes then did not smoke, 120 from the chest, etc. Only beer loved, actually after three liters and went to Kharkov, but not the essence).
After such an exhaust, she returns all in tears. I ran on a comrade - how can an angel of such offend, and she through tears: - he did not offend me, I just want to go to Rostov with you! This is the power of the deceiver!! to
We arrived at the station of Lozova or Lozovskaya, the girl says - go to me, eat, wash - and then we will see. Maybe I will go with you too. I buy tickets for the train, I have money, I have all my relatives and friends here.
What do we do, go. In general, we came to her home - grandmother welcomed us so, while we were bathing and getting in order, the girl introduced us to her friends, in the same institute we are studying, only for a course older, the money is gone home, here and get to the translation. Grandma is a typical crap, give god health, immediately called some uncle, he called someone else, in general, they told the box office to come and we will be given tickets to Rostov on any passing train.
Sitting to Dinner. The grandmother poured us on a plate of borst, real, Ukrainian, a spoon is in which.. In general, on the plate, a little.. They poured more, then more.. The five-liter pot was smelt together and not dried up.
My grandmother came back from the room and saw the dishes empty. Well, sho, cotton, may additives.. we polently refuse, the eyes close... She raises the lid on the pot... I will not forget the reaction in life - a splash of hands, from surprise sat on the table: Oh, woe to you my diets, you are hungry!!!! No matter what you said, I would have cooked you more potatoes, that salsa lady!!! to
Twenty years have passed, even a little more. I don’t know where my fellow student is, I don’t know where this Ukrainian girl is.
The smell and taste of borst and tears in my grandmother's eyes I remember now.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №32512
 05.07.2010
The sex change operation failed. I am extremely upset...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №32511
 05.07.2010
Before payment, please read the rules of the system. > the reference>
Rules of the system
The rules are simple: we are all off.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №32510
 05.07.2010
Help me deal with the implications. I don’t understand the point, I need a good example.

THIMCHH: It is easy. There are two events: event A (the package) and event B (the consequence).
Suppose event A - you bought your girlfriend a ring with a diamond, event B - he gave you.
If event A is false and event B is false, the follow-up is true. If you didn’t buy her a ring, she might not give you it.
If event A is false, and event B is true, follow-up is true (If you didn’t buy her a ring, she can still give you it).
If the event A is true and the event B is true, the follow-up is true (if you bought her a ring, she will surely give you).
If event A is true and event B is false, follow-up is false.
somehow so.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32509
 05.07.2010
Let’s play in the city.
Anubizz: Let me go.
Anubizz: Start by yourself.
Loli is OK.
Loli in Canada

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №32508
 05.07.2010
Do you have eggs?? to
Dmitry: What do you think?
I don’t know, I’m not your mother.
Dmitry: Everything is in place. You almost offended me.
What about oil?? to
Dmitry: Yes, there is everything. And a cane. and :)

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32507
 05.07.2010
Status of : People! Drink more sweet tea!! When your ass gets stuck, your hands stop rising from there! and c)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32506
 05.07.2010
Feel is...
Cut a juicy, ripe, fragranceed watermelon with a knife that has just cut the onion.

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №32505
 05.07.2010
I go to work.
I get to the subway and go down.
Something is not that.
Clothes and shoes? It is OK.
He barbed, brushed his teeth, and shaved his hair. Yes is.
Anyway, something is wrong.
I go into the car, sit down, put a garbage bag with empty beer bottles at my feet.
What is not that?? to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №32504
 05.07.2010
YYYY :
You will doubtfully meet.
The xxx:
MMM may be
YYYY :
Yes or No
The xxx:
Yes...
YYYY :
exactly?
The xxx:
Yes )
YYYY :
Funny is. What is your name?


[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32503
 05.07.2010
Alesya: Good night Nicholas? How do you live? Do you have a tail? I need it very much!

No, I don’t have a tail for that purpose!
What happened?

Alesya: I need to send someone out tomorrow at 11 a.m. The business plan of the patchcord factory. I only wrote business plans for media accounts and exams. This one is real. I am absolutely in shock! And if I don’t write it or write it badly, then investors won’t give money (and it’s all because of me)! I need to include everything there!! Starting with the choice of place for the construction of this plant and ending with contributions to the pension and insurance funds. All equipment and raw materials for production, personnel, salary, profitability, expected production volume per year.
How do I know how many patchcards are released per year? I only learned today for the first time that such a thing exists.

Nikolay: Stay at home! Do not go anywhere! The torch will soon be...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №32502
 05.07.2010
MissleMike
What are your plans for today?
catshoo
Bring the varnishes. Try the soup with fries, prepared by me just before the test for fries.
Instead of the soup, yesterday’s pigeons made by me.
I am slowly becoming a cook. They say that as a female, I am not so. Quite passionate though. But this is only said after the burst :(

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32501
 05.07.2010
Which toilet is the best?
Toilets for 100 thousand rubles :)
Lanna: combined with a juicer?
The Blonde Driving with an Egg :)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32500
 05.07.2010
by al_raune
And you know, I made such a rule of law. There are several types of crossings, the main ones. of the series - ordinary, circular, t-shaped, fucking (strange), hue labyrinth (well, Tagan Square, for example) and so on. The ordinary and the circular I have already driven, the rest are yet to go.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №32499
 05.07.2010
Ormond Clark: Romance and Romance and. and. Here are Curie’s wives – this is romance!!! Together they opened the radium, together they died from radiation. and. and.

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