An entirely miraculous mistake in the article about the ballistic missile - "horoscopes of the guidance system", and no less epic comment to it - "What? Predict the end of the world with a half-hour accuracy!"

Best comments to the KVN video on YouTube:
Whoever looks at this in the year 7528 - a shuffle up!!! (with 250 votes)
2nd I am the director "megaphone", have you not seen my employees? (123 of the votes)

If a person drinks a few liters of water at a time, he can die. It turns out that the advertisement "Drink without stopping drinks from Blackhead" is a propaganda of suicide?

KSTAAA
I had a fucking day.
Repairing the Cravate
Hm, I had a funny situation today.
that is =)
A man from Burkina Faso asks me.
Blabla
You also have a developed industry in Russia, you make cool electronics, surely and honey devices are cool.
Why don’t you sell them in the world? Are you going to train at all? You probably have better technology.
I thought a little about the answer.
He continues
Although understandable
Communism
you type ideology does not allow to sell capitalists =))))))))))))))))))))
I was convinced that the Soviet Union still exists.)
I really profile from surprise.
I said. that the union has collapsed =(
I should have said that I am an employee of KGB=))))
I will ride. Who has revealed our secrets?
Blythe
Why did this thought of happiness come?and (

In every house in St. Petersburg there is a pipiter and a molbert. If a guest guest behaves inappropriately, they can fuck both.

UUUU: It's all nonsense, in the house of every self-respecting burger there is an armor cut of 40, so it's better to go to visit the St. Petersburgers.

to this:
to this:
In connection with the adoption of the law on insulting the feelings of believers, I had a question. Atheism is a kind of belief that there is no God. So, can an atheist appeal to the court about the fact that the built temples daily offend his feelings, and demand either the demolition of all the temples, or lifetime material compensation from the RPC? and :)
— — —
You know, as an atheist, I can assume that there will be no such statements because atheists are far more normal people than believers, they will not do such nonsense.
— — —
Indeed, believers do not do such nonsense either. In the worst case, they are all upset because they understand perfectly where all this idiotism comes from, and how all kinds of personalities like some deputies hide all their ugliness behind the alleged “faith.”
And power again got its way: people hate each other, although neither of them did anything. And justified hatred is one of the strongest drugs for people.

HH: I can do everything.
HGH: Absolutely everything
I may be mistaken when I say I can do everything.

My daughter made a housewife. I had to finish the proposal. She wrote: "Do not postpone for tomorrow what can be done Later". For a long time, I could not realize that was not that.

Sexual abstinence is the ability to hold yourself in hands.

This is your contemporary music, until you see who sings you will not understand, man or woman.
XXX: But even when you see it, it’s not exactly clear.

The William Hill poker room kills its voice assistant. Every action is sounded. After half an hour of such a game, a person simply cannot calmly perceive even the usual replicas.

William Hill: Good luck in the game! The flop is distributed. Distributed tournament. The river is distributed. The flop is distributed. Distributed tournament. The river spreads.
I: The torrent is distributed. and :)
Cat: A wooden tail is spread. :D

One advertising of drugs to increase potency on TV in the "childhood" stresses me more than all gay, pedophiles and smokers at the same time?

XXX: Don't read the news and the first channel
xxx: according to their version we live in a fairy kingdom, where everyone is rich, everyone has everything, no problems and a wise king
In general, our reality and their reality can only be crossed by the king.

He broke his phone, took his old motorcycle S110. I was driving in a crowd to work. He came out of the electric car and looked into his pocket, but the body was not there. Look at the rest - and there is the NTS Desirer lying. Who is Robin Hood and whose phone is it?

This year, observing on the Internet the continuing gender quarrel, you involuntarily start to think about the fact that today Male, Woman, and Man are three different biological species.

YYY: That is all shit. But what you and I have already pointed out about the thirty-year-old is a jerk!
xxx: more
xxx: I want to play.
yyy: Last year like a helicopter radio-controlled hotel )))
XXX: I’m grown up now

xxxx
The cut is the most valuable part of the body of an animal used for food. The cut is located in the rectal lining part of the torso, is the lumbar muscle tissue, located above the kidneys along the lumbar vertebrae. During the life of the animal, this muscle tissue almost does not receive physical activity, so it is the most gentle and tasty when cooking meat.

xxxx
I have a cut off ?

g: (reference to the tool for handcrafting) want to!
M is VIEW!
and beautiful)
M is fucking. Do the opposite.
M is beautiful)
See also Viii!

I am a webmaster. Excerpt from a conversation with a dear client (dama) to whom I make a website:
...
Q: What kind of computer do you have?
The MacBook Pro!
I : Oh you! Iron or plastic?
K is iron! Grey is like that. What about CHO?
Q: We left the topic. On the site between the pictures only 4 mm, and they themselves are 9.1 x 6.4 cm. That is a lot!! I do not like that!
I: (I understand that he sits and watches the line to the monitor) Now we’re back. It is very important to know! What is the screen length? (I’m getting my wife’s Macbook from the shelf)
See also: 33,6
I: From the edge to the edge of the cover or from the edges of the black line? (I quickly consider and attach the line to the MacBook monitor - approximately 33.6 - the length of the cover)
K: From the end!
I: It is great! (It is just... the answer.) Let’s continue to make the site. So, how many millimeters should you make between the images?
Q: Let’s try 12.2 It will be good.

Further creation of the site took place with a line in hand and two compasses (my Aymak 27 and my wife's MacBook). Two days later, when my brain stopped blinking, I was already able to navigate freely in this coordinate system.

Today, the employee brought a 7-year-old child to work. Mother is gone, the child is on vacation, the child has nowhere to go.
She went and gave: Daddy, when will the work start? (We have been working for an hour)
He: It has already started.
She: so here one works, the others talk and drink coffee (real drinking for an hour)
They talk about work.
She: And when they talk, will they also work?

The child looks at the root :D