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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №4855
 06.05.2008
by SaBo:
That’s why I love programming.
Sometimes the program does not work as it should, you look at the function, you find a bunch of bugs in it, you fix it, but the program still does not work, you look at the function again and you find the bugs again, and the program does not work...
And then it turns out that you don’t use this function at all.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №4854
 06.05.2008
Did you play in Silent Hill?
Yes, my mom all the parts passed, and I played the current in the third 5 minutes, and in the fourth 10... the nerves were not enough!
xxx and her mom.
yyy: ah, she still passed Stalker, Duma, Wolfenstein, i.e. what else, and Cold Sam
xxx: o_o




Tell me a girl’s phone, I want to have such a aunt))))

Thinked well?

Tell me how old my mother is, I want such a wife!! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4853
 06.05.2008
I have to do something with all this...
X: I go to the toilet.

[ + 44 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №4852
 06.05.2008
DarkDrake
For some reason, the phrase "to become a man" is applied either to the army or to the first night with a girl. I don’t want to know why the army is equated to sex.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №4851
 06.05.2008
Intressnoor, if the admins had made a line, the jump man is now reading the tower.
Whoever is in agreement with us! )

What does Spylog not please you? The last line is happiness.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №4850
 06.05.2008
1st mouth of goat. I crashed the car yesterday, and these wicked people waited for 9 hours!
2 What Happened? Heavily broken?
Yes, not very much, in the forest on the foam crashed, the bumper crashed and the bottom hit.
Did you call them into the woods? O_O
1 is yes.
You are lucky 2. They came very quickly.)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №4849
 06.05.2008
Grave> Linux as a sect. Everyone is afraid to go there, but if they come, the rest start to call stories as well.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №4848
 06.05.2008
Maybe this is my paradise...
2: What is it?and :)
1: Remember I told you about my problem, that in the sorting I already listed all the instructions for use, the compositions of all cleaning products, even the packaging from under toilet paper...
2: well...
1: Yesterday my little one gave me a toilet paper, on which he wrote anecdotes (not feared)... it is probably my raaaaaai...
by :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №4847
 06.05.2008
Vishnu: Bank of referrals:
Similar work :
1st The Magic
2nd Magic of Archaic Peoples
Three The investment policy
4 is The birth of magic and its reflection in monotheistic religious systems on the example of Christianity
5 is Magic and Astrology as Non-Scientific Forms of Knowledge
6 is Internal and external debt of the Russian Federation
7 is The Russian credit system
8 is Satanism

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №4846
 06.05.2008
XXX is:
I haven’t smoked for two days, I think I’ll quit.

YYY :
Are you sick because of what?

XXX is:
Well, yes... and bored... my mother was burning up - she brought an offensive argument to quit smoking: "You will have sex with a married woman, and her husband does not smoke. The smell in the bed will remain. Here you and burn" - I could not go away for a long time...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №4845
 06.05.2008
XXX is Hi!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: How is it?? to
Okay, he’s still sleeping...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №4844
 06.05.2008
Life is so harsh that you can learn about the acquaintance of your friends with each other through contact.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №4843
 06.05.2008
Matuyshka: What are you doing?
Tag: breakfast
DDVar: and labs do
DDVar: and I read the news
DDVar: and I communicate
DdVar: listening to music
DDVar: I think
Tag: I sit
Tag: breathing
Tagged: Julius Caesar
I beat my heart :D
I laugh at my own joke.
I feel like an idiot :(

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №4842
 06.05.2008
[b]shitstream.ru[/b]: the spring at the door
[b]shitstream.ru[/b]: When one fan opened the doors pink with all the doors got the door fucking, I was very pleased

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №4841
 06.05.2008
Aha) and note:
I’m going to be a puppy!!! to

The Hobbit ‎(15:49):
Sorry I can’t stand...how did you break up?? to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №4840
 06.05.2008
twelve (11:02:29 5/05/2008)
Do you fuck Sasha? I began to mourn with a tile, she wanted to spend, and she grabbed on me.

twelve (11:02:33 5/05/2008)
The Pedestrian!

Wicked (11:03:11 5/05/2008)
Cut the fuck in her eyes.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №4839
 06.05.2008
<Shumbik> tsss)) we have an intellectual conversation)))
<f> and half
<MARTINSUNRISE> LIFTY)
<f> sock
<Shumbik> chickpeople
<Akella> the girlfriend
<f> and thickness

<MIX> may be better for you to play in cities, benefit more))

<f> Moscow
<f> London
<Budapest>Budapest
<Montana> Peter
<Akella> Astrachan
<Montgomery> Moscow
<Montgomery> Orenburg


<MIX> SHOULD SHOULD HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE HAVE! to

<Shumbik> MIX: there is no such city)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №4838
 06.05.2008
Remove this crack about the toy factory....or highlight the colour of the crack!!!!! borrowed

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №4837
 06.05.2008
...Major here issued a suggestion to the May: Don't swim there in Nevada and so the shit is enough...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №4836
 06.05.2008
knOp_ik is:
He noted that the dogs have regularly a very sad and painful expression of the mouth. Why is? Where is the light? Where is the back?

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