Note to the recruiter: off-site service in the army - paid!

Accelerated course of Russian language.

Captain X looked confused at another Soviet pride.
the multinational army at his disposal. Growing pride
It was 155. There is no such size and therefore
The pride murmured frightenedly, as if looking from the inside of a spacious form.
The motor gun.

However, Captain X was not confused at all by the appearance of the supplement.
The main problem was that the new defendant of the homeland
I did not speak Russian. I did not understand. Absolutely.

When he heard a loud command, he guessed he had to run somewhere.
Something to do, but where and what...

He did not understand the signs of distinction and seemed to think that the official position
It is directly related to his height and weight. He is full.
He refused to acknowledge his squadron, who had to be a middle class.
of growth. At the same time, he worshipped the senior of the company (~190 cm/120 kg) and tried
Running after him, it is something incomprehensible.

The decision matured quickly. As a teacher, teacher and
The translator was called. Sergeant Islambekov, like two drops of water
It looks like a newcomer. After a year, the Islamic
He acknowledged falls and slopes, but generally speaks well.
Russian-Army and as a bird speaking sometimes differed in intelligence and
of smartness.

After receiving the task, Islambekov led the student to the barracks, speaking to him.
something in your tongue and adjusting the direction of movement with the lungs
The pushes. The soldiers found a common language.

The results did not make themselves wait. A new soldier by the end of the week.
He knew his commander, confidently found a place in the army, knew where they lay.
heads and clothes and performed with dozens of main commands with the voice.
After three months, he mastered about a hundred words and expressions.
Inserted into the main ranks.

Captain X was pleased and somehow on occasion praised Islambekov for his
Pedagogical talents were shown and did not
If the new fighter is a distant relative, it is painful.

So the TOM. The captain accidentally learned that the fighters were not only
They are relatives, but they are neither neighbors nor friends at all.
They are not friends and speak different languages, because profits from different
Republics of the vast Soviet Union.

and st. L-T Pochomenko

How much money will United Russia need for an election company?
The year 2012?
and 5 rubles.
And five rubles?! to
So that Putin and Medvedev can play an eagle and a barrel who will.
President and who is Prime Minister?

Neighbors, a young couple are doing repairs. While they went: he to his mother, she to her own. I hear the mocking, he bought a huge bath, now the washing machine does not go in. They walked after their mothers, after them. One day he takes a new bath less, it is a new laundry.

I saw it on the bus today.
They go:
The Father. Large and large such. In a rise, with a cross, with a huge beard and gray hair.
The guy next door. The black hair is smoothly licked and assembled from behind into the tail. The Luciferic beard. Gloves with pentagrams. It is as tall as the puppy (both over 2 meters). At the feet of Grinder.
Thro the road they watched each other as enemies of the people, came out at one stop and drowned deep in the neighborhood. No other way to beat. = D

“Behold, you are chasing the Malachi. Yes, Malakhov, this is the Russian Doctor House... Only the House’s leg is crushed, and Malakhov’s head...

From which forum:
I am 18, and my young man is 80. We are so good together! We have many common interests. I think this is my true love! He loves me and cares about me. I hope we will live a long and happy life!

Fuck...

Even Robinson Crusoe dreamed of Friday.

Sylet
He says that he has a dog, and when he went for a walk, she squeezed on his foot... And there was a joke... He says: “I hurt her, and when she walked I also squeezed on her leg...”

I’m writing her SMS: You know, but ticks with big breasts are actually much cooler!
And what do you think this creature is writing to me in response??? She wrote: Aha. Guys with big members, too. Isn’t it a fucks???and "

What is a small puddle?

You are not the only one with a busy childhood, be calm.

I will have to get into the shit too.
The antiracist.
You won’t believe, but among the Gypsies I haven’t seen any decent people. And... are you sure that in the East and the Caucasus you would like to be educated?
Yes, I agree that it’s full of cockroaches, fuckers and other fools. Therefore, I will never connect with girls from this category (from such families, read). I worry about children, their genes and their upbringing.
Yes, this is eugenics. You can call me a racist, an idiot, and a fascist, but my descendants will at least not be an idiot.
I reject this. An inhumane request.

<Graf> I like books
<derev0> did you not read the book?
<Graf> is it not?
<derev0> oo more class, adventure
<derev0> chase shooting... mutants

Surprisingly toned and incredibly logical our main on the roads:
newsru.com: Pedestrians and drivers are the main culprits of road accidents, says the head of the GIBDD.

I had a girl I knew... I had been friends with a guy for six months... until I learned that his name was Kolohuyko. Why do I say children are rough?

XXX: So what to bring?
The cockroaches of Moscow. Cat in the Net
yyy: shape as a flower
XXX: Those
xxx:...sacura falling in the lunar night on the slopes of фудzi.

XXX: still do them, eat prepared, in the house order, the games played.... BLUE how I want to work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to

And all that – we, the girls, the great and invincible creatures xD watched the situation in the bus today.

There are two girls of the phyphosis type sitting, one of them looking concentrated in the mirror. In a minute he says:
Give me this, or I have a little bit of it.
The second silence gets a black pencil out of the bag. The first:
- What do you dry up my pencil, I asked for a glow for my lips!
If before they were looked at as two schizophrenics, the second answer simply killed them all:
Sorry, I didn’t hear it.

Shoot it!!and (

The recipe for the admin potato:
1st Get to admin
2nd Give him a potato.
All fucking, the potato is now admin!

The Wave (11:22) :
Pipets :D, I sit in a taxi, in white boots, in a white jacket, with a white bag, in a light shirt and socks, well presented a shorter?

t0zzz{0m@t0zzz (11:22) :
well

The Wave (12:43) :
And next to me is a girl-got, all in black, black eyes, black nails, sitting on me as the enemy of the people looks, yin yang, blasphemy )))))))