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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32498
 05.07.2010
Masha: The mood should be such that in the bathroom you want to sing!
What kind of singing?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №32497
 05.07.2010
xxx: as Kotova says "Better Apple made a man"!
YYY: If Apple had made men, it would have been some ugly metrosexual.
XXX: It’t go wrong.
yyy: but would urinate exclusively sitting and only in the presence of a pink pipifax of a certain mark)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32496
 05.07.2010
Sergey: I’m looking at your avatar... and it feels like you’re blowing :)
You know, for my bad head, it’s not necessary! There are certain reasons for this mushroom.
The Mordor? The reasons?
It feels like you were photographed by Salvador Dali with a camera of his own production.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №32495
 05.07.2010
Commentary on the I.Market for the camera for 859 000 rubles.

Advantages: The reasonable price.
Less than 1.5 kg without a lens.
There is no lens in the package, no need to overpay! Excellent fixation of the staff.

Disadvantages: Pixels are few (37.5 million). You will have to tolerate the S3 output, and for now you can watch the photos in a 7-inch photo frame.

Commentary: Just great! I have long dreamed of that.
Only manual white balance focusing (you can drive for your pleasure).
Finally removed this unnecessary image stabilizer.
The staff is uncomfortable. There is an HD video output, but there is no video capture. At this price, it is not necessary.
A great budget solution for an amateur photographer.
thank you!

[ + 76 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32494
 05.07.2010
XXX is not going to happen :(
YYY: Nothing is impossible! The main thing is to believe in yourself!! to
XXX: Bite yourself in the forehead.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32493
 05.07.2010
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and = = =
Has the O5 smoked?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I will tell you how – you will die! =) is
WOW : well?
I wanted to go here in the street now. ;)
2 Idiots
All standard, 2 guys, strong such, a little drunk...
I’m going by – they scream, “Hey, boy, do you smoke?”
HH: I say to eat.
XH: He smoked a cigarette. They started asking for money on a taxi home.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
A plan was born in my head! :) I said to them, “What are you going to do?”
Tagged: hahaha
I just smoked them in hdam.
There was about 1/3 of the gram.
They, fucking, crawl there in the courtyard began...
XHH: while they were there, I took from one of them a bag of 700 rubles. )))))
Oh yeah, I’m gone stupid ?
Thumbs up, thumbs up, thumbs up

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №32492
 04.07.2010
You have a beautiful manicure!
yyy: thank you very much))
xxx: Such nails are very convenient to catch cucumbers from the bottom of a three-litre bowl.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32491
 04.07.2010
1: It is cool! And who made it?
2: Fuck the shit, of course
1st : )
2: Fuck me, fuck me
1st : )
2: Your mother

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №32490
 04.07.2010
Nightbringer
The flight?

The Roman X.
and ah)

Nightbringer
How is the weather?

The Roman X.
10-12 degrees on the street and rainy rains)

The Roman X.
Just that

The Roman X.
Yesterday we went to the plane and he is acid-green, next to me is a watchman standing - a rough grandfather with a beard. He is like this: Oh, you fucking, beautiful, straight cava unfiltered, it will fall into the swamp - you will find the fucking"

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №32489
 04.07.2010
<404_user_not_found>: I loved a pinguin,
<404_user_not_found>: Not all but half
<404_user_not_found> - The bottom half,
<404_user_not_found>: Bright, moving))
<xyZ>: Also with Linux fucking?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32488
 04.07.2010
XXX: Did you get rid of it?

YYY: Yes you thought.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32487
 04.07.2010
Let’s go, let’s drink like we did before and let’s chill :)
He says, “Take a drink and I’ll beat you.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32486
 04.07.2010
xxx: Listen, which program opens djvu? This is the first time I see such a permit.
YYY: You won’t believe it.
Tagged: djvu reader
Go to the devil the arrogance!! I want to ask you for more help!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №32485
 04.07.2010
Why did you leave the old job? Is the salary or salary delayed?
Yyyyy: The Hye collector delayed the salary.)
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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №32484
 04.07.2010
Pain
The House 2 shows all the more.

Exploit by [Me]
Yes Yes

Pain
Rome was built faster than this house.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32483
 04.07.2010
XHH: Concerts on the scale of the city. I realized that we were really popular, rehearsing in a small garage in a disadvantaged area, when the alkas who walked into the lighthouse said approvingly: "From you here all the bomzhi cuddles!"

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32482
 04.07.2010
Herr Bulizhnikov: We have appointed a new head of the shop: Tarasov Petro Ivanovic. The man is not bad, but when I realized that I was going to be commanded by the head of P.I. Tarasov, I wanted to resign. and (

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32481
 04.07.2010
ª 3D.DenFrizer- July 4, 2010
ª 0:12 by the way
ª 0:12 I came up with the most exciting phrase for girls
ª 0:12 how to force a persistent cavalier to repel
0:13 throw, he respected the girl, fed dinner, gave flowers, joked for 2 hours in a row... and she didn’t want to fuck.
ª 0:13 here he leads her to the door
ª 0:13 and she turns and speaks
ª 0:13 Sorry Mario, but ur princess is in another castle!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32480
 04.07.2010
My wife and I talked about the dog.
Go, feed a man’s friend.
I: Usually a woman is a man’s friend.
Wife: Usually a woman is a man’s wife.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №32479
 04.07.2010
Shamefully conceived, God made a son to sacrifice him to himself because his creations too often began to abuse sins, which he himself invented. Do you also beat your child’s head at the wall when your programs don’t work?

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