The cat on the monitor is useful! I also like to run on Monica. But he should hang his tail on the screen - I pull it, and the next five minutes the tail actively wipes the screen from dust :)

I am after the run. I’m in the shower 😉
I would like to have a beer 😉

I was in the metro. Monday in the morning. The driver, apparently, after the weekend, then broke from the spot, then pressed the brake to full. The people telepated on wagons like balls, from one end of the wagon to the other. Finally, after the next braking, a healthy man somehow rises from the chest of the bodies, pressing the contact with the driver. Apparently something didn’t connect so well, because his chubby bass spread across the whole car:
“You’ll do it again, Muddy, I’ll steal to you – and you’ll...
The people have fallen without any riddles. I was driving platoon.

I’ve been looking for a song for almost 2 years! I remember the word from the song...Lukeishen... how is it: (Maybe somebody knows?
user: Remembered how the song sounds... "Hila kale coo lukeishen..."
Red Hot Chili Peppers – Californication?
It’s time to change the title to "telepatic"

I came up with a balanced revenge for the guy for his habit of delaying the shaving forever.
On a date-nocturnal came with unridden legs (3-4 days - and the effect is equivalent to a male scarf of the same time)
The first time, I was surprised, shouted dissatisfied, but endured.
I endured the second night.
I could not withstand the third. Eventually we went to the bathroom. and shave. both of them.
The problem is solved - we now have a new intimate ritual ;)

The Internet Paradox:
It connects people who are far away.
It separates from those who are nearby.

I come in the evening to put my 5-year-old daughter to sleep, I notice her crumbs in bed I ask horribly:
Eat in bed!? to
My father allowed me, but he asked me not to speak. Don’t tell him what I told you.
I come to my husband, blaspheme him for allowing the cookies on the blanket and say:
- Just don't tell Olle, I promised her not to tell you that she betrayed you.
We have a strange family.

I go on the bus. There is a grandmother with her grandson. A guy is sitting in front of them. Grandmother's grandson "baaaabushka, hachu touch phone!!!". Grandma with a smile answers "I want a touch phone". Suddenly the guy turns and so sadly "And I also want a touch phone"!=))

Trailer of the film:
The filmmaker is weak, the monster is stupid, the budget is low, the plot is stupid.

Songs about the turn:
He turned to see if she had turned.

When I was in America, I talked to Americans. They are somewhat different, although externally - absolutely the same people as we are - four legs, four hands and two eyes.
YYY :?? to
Further a dumb hiccups for half an hour.

Comments on the video about a teaspoon dissolved in water:
I know, there is a mixture of metal that is dissolved in water.
YYY: Oh, of course, of such a alloy stitch cranes are made!! to

I don’t know what I want tonight – whether communication and sex, or loneliness and music.
Do you have sex with music? :)
Zzzz: I am alone.

Haz: Pipetz... my momma three didn’t talk to me, I couldn’t understand what she was offended with, I decided to ask my father. She says, not fit to blame her for the fact that the computer broke... but... the mistake was to say over the broken comp: "mother of hero, you need to change".

Aaa: I have a friend who is happy on Cyprus from calling down. First, he is on the second course by the word start-up. And at the third he hated all who spoke this word. I never liked Macy. When I got out, I bought two. He achieved a lot, but the ideas at an early stage were doomed. After the release immediately settled in some firm as a programmer of BD, for six months Nihren did not do and even crashed capital all the system. After that, I did not see him for six months, and then he sailed in Cyprus. What would this be?

BBB: Cement was of poor quality

A cautious approach. A new IT-Dir has arrived. The first thing I bought on all MSDN, Visual Studio, SQL Server, and only then learned that all projects on Perl and fly on the freeze.

“Well, when he’s in my guests, we sleep in the same bed, but we don’t fuck.
HH: How is it so?
WOW: Just sleeping at the distance of his standing cock.

The scientific forum.

xxx:yyy, everyone can see that you are constantly ignoring the questions asked to you, and if you are answering, then not what you were asked about, you can't do without a bunch of unfounded erraticisms. About the fact that your posts in their informativity are close to zero due to the use in them exclusively of individual slang, the vocabulary in which is less than the language of the English language, can in principle not be mentioned.

yyy: u-tu-tu ;D

I sit in the kitchen, in the guests. There are two sisters and their mother with me.
My mom is chewing. Accordingly, it takes the mouth, eggs. Then one sister begins to say to her mother:
1 sister: Mom, there is still pain in the bank.
Mom: Oh the pain. It is crumb.

An awkward pause.

2 sister: yeah... what did you do with this "muchi" cake?
The hysterical laughter of everyone.
Is that the cake I didn’t get?
One sister (almost not crying)
2 sister: and I think why my boyfriend did not go out of the toilet for half an hour after the cake, and then said "Now I know how to rub bricks" :D

was at the wedding. Without a husband. I spent the night with a friend and unexpectedly forgot her cowards. and chess. The word "unexpected" and "in it"!!!He won the competition with children, yellow. My husband calls:
Are you going?
I am going.
What are you lucky?
(Without a backthink) The horn!
There was no limit to indignation!
That is OK! But when he learned about the cowards...