The most important thing at the right time to pretend like a fool)) every girl can do this)

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Which religion is professed in Turkey?
It is tourism.

XXX: Freemans were ruled by naives. So they have the power of the naibaat (like the caliphate, the sultanate, etc.). D is
Yyy: Naibaat is in Russia. And the Freemans have the power of the Nazis.

Only Mother carries us all life.
9 months in the stomach, up to 3 years
All your life in your heart!
YYY: and neck

Where did the expression "dare to call" come from?
From Windows 95.

I take the bus to work. In front of me sit two girls, seven or eight years old, and enthusiastically discuss the boys:
Have you ever done this?? to
– No
Are your months already coming?
– No
So what are you pretending? You have to fuck now, as long as there is no monthly, then you will definitely not fly!

I am in the car.

In the Edinburgh Zoo, the main attraction is the giant panda, which was recently brought from China, advertisements of these panda are seen throughout the city. In the zoo, someone wrote disappointedly:
No Kung Fu from Pandas – WTF?? to

I don’t know why it needs rain. It becomes dirty and cold. And so much?
You fuck the garden not watered 10 hundred.

My sister has burned. Please give me my stuff:
I’m not friends with the Tupac.
C: I know
I am :D
C: You have little trouble at home.

8:00 am: I want to go to the toilet.
yyy (0:37): run faster
xxx (0:37): if I don’t come in a few minutes...call the menta!
yyy (0:50): I call the ments
xxx (0:51): fuck there crossword difficult (

I have not smoked a cigarette or cigarette in the past year. I didn’t even make a length. Not even drunk. Not at festivals or concerts. Nothing anywhere. Not one one.

The benefits of not smoking are obvious.

The head is clear in the morning.

You can work for several hours without getting up.

I do not smell of a goat.

The voice sounds more complete.

I can catch a tram or trolleybus.

It saves about 40 rubles per day, that is, about 1,200 rubles. The month I drink.

You don’t have a badge by chance?
yyy: I have since last year 3 local, for the new year gave 4 local, on DR gave a two-seat, and absolutely accidentally on these weekends passed by the sports store and thought "give me a one-seat, suddenly xxx will ask". Which to you?

News on Yandex: "Bessonov believes that the deprivation of his immunity will offend society".
Wouldn’t he offend me because I don’t know who he is?! to

I watched discovery. There, crocodiles in the river eat a drowned giraffe. So they said... The drowned giraffe... How fucking did he drown?? to

MoRo: I go to such a client (I connect to the internet), and there small, well, 16 years old. He looks at the tattoo, hair, beard, eyelid and says:
I look, you’re a rocker, what are you listening to? I’m also a rocker, I especially like AC/DC, you don’t pay attention to what’s playing out of the columns, it’s for relaxation.
And from the columns in turn American hip-hop pop, dabbstep and Buranov grandmothers.
Fuck, he’s a rocker too.

Karina, you’re still so bad.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Are you buying a whole chicken cat now?
She: Yes, I cut off his chest, cook his wings and chopsticks, and cook soup from the chicken frame.
He is a chicken carcass.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
18 years. Students of lower medical school.
But she speaks periodically in Padonkaff.

Imagine that in a few years, when your wife is giving birth, you will hold her hand and support her morally.
Here is the culmination! The baby is born, it is screaming!
And this is the doctor who stretches out a child to you and says, "Hey, lol! You have a fuck!"

It is terrible to live...

From WEB :

Question: Is it true if the worms disappear in the pop for the night to push the garlic?and :)

I’m not sure the worms will disappear... but the fact that a vampire won’t bite you for a pop is EXACT. ...

C Habbra
Agent Smith:
Funny it was that my acquaintances, as well as my parents, nobody was in the compass, and I had to deal with it myself.
So by tick method I managed to learn how to install the games, but how to run them I didn't know, and then, once, accidentally installed the game in the Start\Autostart folder, and it started) After that, I put all the games in that folder, and when running the comp I just closed those I didn't want to play at the moment, and all the extra windows such as aninstals, riads, card editors for heroes and warcraft, etc. The most funny thing is that I lived so for a year, until my parents found a familiar computer worker, who when he saw it was just in shock.