The Limousine):
Yesterday I had a day of female insight.

by Anil Net:
Didn’t she give me anything?? to

The Limousine):
and worse. I watched hockey yesterday. I, he, his wife and her sister. Everything is normal, we go home. I was asked to bring a sister. Of course, I can’t refuse (friends of course). We go out, catch the motorcycle, give the driver a piece with the question "Do you eat?". He says no. I would like to ask you to stop near the barrel. It stops. I am not exchanged. I go to the flower store to exchange. I get rejection. Then (I say) give a rose, give (and the delivery came from somewhere)))) I approach the car, sow a rose to a girl: it’s like you! I went, everything is okay. In the morning, a friend calls, he says, like I am rolling balls to my wife's sister. I explain the whole story to him. A friend of mine nodded from laughter. It turns out, the sister called his wife and grit that I specifically planned this topic with the exchange of money to give her flowers (the wife of a friend agreed with her). After that, I realized that girls and men understand the same circumstances completely differently.
P.S And I suddenly became a pitch on the ball how romantic))))))

Night, session, notebook, tasks
No sense at first sight.
Learn from an old book
The course of the formula

Don’t give up and start again.
And it will repeat again.
The red eyes of the student.
Tasks, Session and Notepad.
© †D†

I’m a rabbit, I’m a bear.
NN: Give it up. I’ve been crazy lately, I’m crazy.

No matter what the child is delighted with, the truth should not be spoken.

an unfulfilled contract.

In Stuttgart, Germany, a judge is to decide on the case of "honest
in a situation where a man hired his neighbor to fertilize
his wife.

So it turned out that Demetrius Sopulos, 29, and his wife, the former
Photo model Traute, very wanted a child, but Demetrius was told
The doctor said he was infertile.
Sopulos, overcoming the protests of his wife, paid his neighbor, Frank Mouse, 34-year-old
years, a decent amount to make Traute pregnant. As a mouse.
He was already the father of two children, plus looked very similar to Sopulos, plan
It looked very good.

For the next six months, three days a week, Mouse tried desperately for 72 days.
To remove the trauma.

When his own wife began to protest, he explained, “It’s for me.
I like nothing more than you. I do it for money. Try to
to understand.”

However, after six months of fruitless attempts, Sopulos insisted that the mouse
I had a medical examination, which was done.
The conclusion of the doctors that Mouse was equally infertile shocked everyone, except
His wife, who was forced to admit that Mouse was not his father.
The children.

Now Sopulos, trying to get his money back, tries with the Mouse,
accusing the latter of breaking the contract, but Mouse refuses to
to give, stating that he did not guarantee conception, but only promised honestly
to try.

Do you prefer bananas or peaches?
Are you in the market?
In the pharmacy.
http://www.russianmontreal.ca/index.php?do=cat&category=kretinki

XXXX: I recently saw a proposal on the Internet to solve the main problems of the world.
XXXX: The proposal was this: to feed the hungry homeless.

Soon on the request in the search engine "House-2" the first line will be...

I am writing this here for the first time...sorry... but:
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I can cook, drink beer and wear sweaters, I’m not irritated by computers and cats, and I don’t care if you have a car! Young people with compasses and cats reading towers, which barracks do you go for peelings and beer? Where to meet you?
ZY: admin basha, make a familiar page. Too many people are looking for each other.
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The girl!!!!What are you? what are you???? to
c) Chak

A whole generation has grown up that Nihua does not know!! to

What are you paying? Look at culture and Eurosport - you will be happy, and your children will be happy, and grandchildren... I have been watching the aquarium lately... fun.

Hello, your ass from this width.
Salute to those who are so thick.
Aaaaa, the crocodile begemoth
Aaaah, the monkeys of Kashalot
This is accounting...
Fuck...

Before you post a quote, send it to 5 of your friends. If 4 out of 5 say it’s funny, then then send them to BASH.
This quote is not funny, but 5 out of 5 agreed.

Kokoc: in the news - Lada Captured a Third of the Latvian Market!
Borisfen: and requires a million dollars, journalists and a helicopter?

Everything that doesn’t kill us makes a big mistake.
c) Blood

An acquaintance sets up the equipment of the high-speed radar cameras on the territory of Moscow. It says that so far the system can not work in automatic mode only because of the fact that to photograph and print all the infringers is only possible in the first hour of setting. Then in the machines designed for Europe, the dumb ends either paper or paint))))

I smoke on the balcony, a mommy goes on the street, a boy in a blue jacket, hat, pants leads for his son's hand (3-4 years old).
Suddenly the guy cries I am blue!
My mother looks at the sides of Sasha, it’s blue!

Handur
I dreamed of some kind of cardigan. And I fed him with my breast... Not my truth... He ate it completely.

Drblack
He played in dead space, and there were such terrible creatures... and even made the game quality.
when the fucking starves - the corresponding music goes backwards. The nerves are beginning.
So, such a creature runs on me, not to kill it with a direct shot, you have to cut off the limbs. I struggle, I began to be with her under her exhausting cries and the rumbling of the cutter, in the headphones I hear that another creature has descended from the ceiling from behind and with screams slips to me.
At that moment my wife knocked my finger on my shoulder.

xxx: Our sketch teacher is an impressionist artist. The fact that he is drawing the entire lecture on the board does not need to be understood, because it is an art that comes from the depths of the soul and does not give in to common sense. Enjoy the grace and subtlety of the lines that, when combined together, form a new masterpiece of abstraction.

The preface: IKEA opens in the city, recruiting employees for the position. gm..gm.. "The housewife of the cash".
Discussion of vacancies:

"If I can come to the interview, I want a record in the workplace: accepted such a number for the position "The owner of the box"... there probably career growth is possible to "The owner of the safe" ;)";

Tixon (c)