xxx: Now my best friend is a scraper assistant in the ward
Yyy: The Dog is Cute
You don’t choose friends!

She: I write to you all the time that I miss you, I love you, you are my sunshine, my mass, kittens, rabbits, and in response I hear only that you really want to fuck.! to

reb> listen, they’re all overwhelmed!
Max>> Who is it?
reb> Yes they are the most non-traditional. I go on a large order, the lander is parked such a gentle, well nothing, only standing in the first row of the road, but the second car in the lane, and on the front in the cabin proudly rears a gay flag. Not that he parked as a pd@r, so he fucking is proud of it!

immediately remembered the books of Coelho, intended for those who read little in childhood - they are interested, and who normally read something - they are sick.

My 6-year-old son begins to master the spaces of the Internet:

What is the name of the unicorn camel?
Drummer... and what?
I thought the moderator...

The last word of the accused is often obscene.

Psychotherapy is a great science, not long ago I convinced myself of it.
I have a good psychotherapist. One day I went to a supermarket with her. We stood with a cart in the box, and suddenly, in front of our very nose, a wicked aunt of forty years passed by us. Without a cart, but with a full grip of goods and cuts it all before the cashier. Aunt’s eyes are on the scratch, she is clearly ready for any scandal.
I took a lot of air to explain everything to her and possibly a matte, but my companion psychotherapist stopped me by taking under the elbow. She quietly and sadly said to the angry aunt... – Well, nothing, don’t worry, buy before us... May you be the first here...
Aunt was so upset, before her passed through all her squeezed, quiet life, in which the first she is only in the store row.
...When we went out of the store, we saw “our” aunt standing at the wall and crying bitterly... what my companion quietly said to me... - Thank God it happened, I was afraid not to rush...

The Ministry of Finance of Russia has confirmed that the minimum old-age pension from 1 January
In 2011, it will be $4,500 a month, and the retirement age will be 127 and 132 years for women and men, respectively.

The horoscope says that typical Capricorns today is not a very lucky day... :(
What about the atypics?
Q: Do you know such people?
I am an atypical Capricorn... I am twins! and :)

XXX: the eye of me.

YYY: Is it so?

XX: Well you remember that I’m sitting in the office with the security service?

YYY : and? Are you afraid of them?

XX: they are every month, constantly late and constantly running to smoke a moscow eput, we go through the passes. These two foreheads are swallowed, one with an aluminum beating, the other with a bag that looks heavy. And shit, with such a dangerous smile: "Oh, Sereza, are you so early?"
I am afraid of their new methods.

by Leonid Alladin:
I don’t know if it should be encouraged or not. :)
Good luck on the exam, give up on the good, how shameful! xd

YYY (15:22:41 2/07/2010)
There will soon be seats in the aircraft.
The type stopped the airplane, ar... give me a gift to Peter... ah, come down... just stand...
Cheers to flying...

XXX (15:23:40 2/07/2010)
Will you bring Peter? - Kaneshna, Daraga, you will show the way - bring))

YYY (15:26:40 2/07/2010)
Go to Japan for 9 hours... standing.

XXX (15:27:14 2/07/2010)
Well what to do))) became a Tajik, so be patient)))

YYY (15:27:39 2/07/2010)
Dada... interesting... discounts will be on the standing meal

YYY (15:27:40 2/07/2010)
? to

XXX (15:28:16 2/07/2010)
A lot of ballast, let’s not take off! Take it off ?

yyy (15:29:12 2/07/2010)
...before take-off... a scream from the pilot’s cabin—all are empty? The sanitary area will be...

XXX (15:29:18 2/07/2010)
and on the route aircraft will be tinted illuminators, so that the gauges on the fighters do not see that they are standing there)))

yyy (15:29:28 2/07/2010)
^ ^ ^ ^ )

Geq (22:21:46)
A simple and personal question?
Vit
Essentially
Geq
Which fuck you are still at work!!!? to
Vit
I give up work.
Geq
Thanks for sincerity.

The forum.

Uzer: Why, when a journalist is asked what he is doing, you hear very often - I am a representative of the oldest profession, well after prostitution of course. Why after prostitution? This is what embarrasses me...

Flooders is the oldest...
Who painted on the walls of mammoths... and flooders a lot of deer.

xxx: Kiev in Novgorod do not like
YYY: Is it long? :D
Rurik our called, and the mother of the cities of the Russians for some reason Kiev
Well, there is a dispute like between Moscow and Peter only a thousand years of mutual inconsistencies longer.

You’re just like my mom :(
Boy: I’m worse, I’m fucking not just your brain.

The article on extremism.

FUNKYMAN> The German language should be prohibited yet, it was spoken by the fascists, and the cucumbers with bananas are a painful reminder.

1 thank you!
Eat with the cake, don’t get tired of electricity ?
I want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat.)

A child of 6 months.by :
Yarik...blin...I sang a song to him, he was sitting so quietly...I think, I like it...and he cried.
YYY: Was the song terrible? and :)
XXX: Yes to you...)

from DC++

<parcour> VICTOR???????AU
<verbus> all over...Victor doesn’t love you anymore
<parcour> Not he promised me to drop Batelfield
<verbus> all these goats always promise something...love...children...family...batlefield!