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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №15713
 08.04.2009
After reading, Basha decided to test a trick with a toilet, polyethylene and pillow.
Stretched the throne, took the pillow and, according to the instructions, shrugged with all the дури..the effect did not make itself wait long.
I don't know what the neighbors are there, but I had a cat that didn't suspect anything and just went to write!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15712
 08.04.2009
(The conversation began with a Wikipedia article about what "Hibris" in Greek means "dare")

Are you so hybrid?
Demix: Do you hear, you are sending off sements?
Demix: Is there noism?
Demix: Though these are already Latin goops.
I hear the plebe...
IMP: Which of the Patricians do you know?
IMP: Do you live right?! to
Demix: Who are you calling plebeem?! to
Demix: I have fraters on the forum - it hardly seems!
Demix: I have a brother-assistant senator!
Imp: And I have Dad Kentucky!
Demix is Froydis. My fraters are tearing you like a lupus kalefactor!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №15711
 08.04.2009
Previously, it was so sassy, as the galley flew, and the stitch does not even melt the snow.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №15710
 08.04.2009
Give the studio a recipe for amino potatoes in the stove!

[ + 51 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №15709
 08.04.2009
In all the riots in Chisinau, Romania is to blame! With her money, rallies were organized, and all Moldovan patriots-oppositionists danced under her neck. On her conscience the death of Moldovan police officers who honoredly performed their duty. I take off my hat in front of them. They put their backs under the stones, under the crowd of outraged young idiots, but not a single blow, even a bowl, followed in response. I also take off my hat before the current government. It was President Voronin who gave the order not to use force in any way, because there the overwhelming majority of protesters are minors!
I, as a resident of the central district of Chisinau, can say: Believe me, this is scary. And now more than ever we need the support of our neighbors and brothers: Ukraine, Russia and the rest of the countries in the past great power.

I beg you to bring it to the best. This is the repeat of the revolution in Ukraine and Georgia. Moldavia is still there. We will fight!

[ + 51 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №15708
 08.04.2009
Archie had such a funny story:

I and my friends admin often hanged at them in the admin room, and they had a stove and they were constantly roasting the potatoes. The taste is delicious. So, since then, I have always had the same - the same coronary dish, that is, I often cook at home. My mother is the head of the cafeteria. She liked this dish too. And how - once I go to her work and see in the menu: "Kartoshka Adminskaya" - I almost fell there from laughter )))

Where is the recipe?? to

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №15707
 08.04.2009
KOTSY
The boy asked the porn to record.

Coats
I insert in the beginning of the video a picture with the monk and the inscription shake badly

KOTSY
and flashing subtitles throughout the film c here is the inscription

KOTSY
coding for about an hour, but for his sake his tomorrow’s face, when he decides to teenage and see, I’m ready to wait

Yeshou
D is fucking.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №15706
 08.04.2009
The crisis is merely a revenge to reduce some, and others to work for everyone for the same money.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №15705
 08.04.2009
From the women’s forums:

We divorced because of one of my sentences. During the scandal, Volodya threatened to ruin my life, and I told him that he could only ruin the air.

When I found myself on a nudist beach, my surprise had no limits: I had never seen lying penises before.

I sought, I sought a virgin, and finally found it. He married, and then learned that she was the first minetess in the city.

I am afraid that this time Olya will be pregnant: she said the condom was left inside and was there for five days.

By mixing vodka with champagne, I had sex with Vite until it became clear that it was Tolick.

Since Ira said she had 22 boys, I can’t watch football.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №15704
 08.04.2009
There are people who catch everything, even what is not intended for them.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №15703
 08.04.2009
A funny story? What is this laughter? I knock at the door... I hear the answer:
“The Open.” The voice is sad. I open the door. In his
In the one-room quarter, in the far corner, sits Tolyan.
He has a handshake in his hands. Around the feet of the bank with paint. “You know, sadly
He says no experience. I decided to paint the floor. It started somehow from
the doors. He painted himself in the corner. It is written on the bank that it will dry.
During 24 hours. There are 18 more, but there is a lot of hunting. In the toilet...”

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №15702
 08.04.2009
Dear girls, don’t wait so long! If you wear a short shirt,
9 out of 10 men will not pay attention to whether your suitcase is fit.
Their shoes. Why waste a blue time?! to
http://www.russianmontreal.ca/index.php?do=cat&category=kretinki

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15701
 08.04.2009
Congratulations to everyone on the day of RUNET - today 8 April 2009 - 15th anniversary of RUNET! That day in 1994. The domain was registered ".ru"

[ + 73 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №15700
 08.04.2009
There are many sub-cultures:
1st They are indigenous inhabitants of Basha. Those who do not post here shit, soppy and other lies, but almost all of them went to IT Happens and do not look here often.
2nd The second is the beast who will post all the shit. They in turn are divided into:
Children with Mosquito Caliber
b) splashes, nits and other half-fools.
Three Third are the partisans - who still remained here and fight for the revival of the bastion, fasting the bastion quotes and trying in every way to humiliate / survive the rejection of society from here, while not sowing the shit here.
4 is But these, the fourth, belong to the category of people who are generally coveted for quotes, and the main thing is to fuck at least a thread (orphography is especially welcomed in them). It is good that they and their own kinds of peoples are sinking.
By the way, look at the jump there are still partisans sitting =)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15699
 08.04.2009
Some people quite rightly believe that the song of the Bremen musicians "We came to you for an hour, and well you love us" is absolutely not about musicians...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №15698
 08.04.2009
W: Dear, I want to jump with a parachute, I hope you don’t mind...
X: It is very dangerous!
I was so hoping that you would meet me on the ground with flowers.
X: Oh, with two of them.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №15697
 08.04.2009
My boss is a genius. When he completely jerked his desktop, he just changed the screen resolution. The signs have become less - you can fuck more!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15696
 08.04.2009
I can cook, drink beer and wear sweaters, I’m not irritated by computers and cats, and I don’t care if you have a car! Young people with compasses and cats reading towers, which barracks do you go for peelings and beer? Where to meet you?
ZY: admin basha, make a familiar page. Too many people are looking for each other.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №15695
 08.04.2009
M@Rk@ (18:12:38 6/04/2009)
I stood in the room. no one. I was in the village. and I don't want to move is there for you?
Lord (18:13:14 6/04/2009)
You just described my life.

[ + 41 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №15694
 08.04.2009
Read to the end!! It is just a shit!! Get to the top!! to
According to the news agencies Interfax and UNIAN, today the mayor of Kiev Leonid Chernovetsky decided to remove the powers of the head of the capital. As the mayor himself said, he leaves because "the conscience is tormented". Tonight, in a dream, I saw God who said that I love myself and the Kievans more than him. Asked by journalists, how God looked in the dream of the mayor, Leonid Mikhailovich replied, "He was like all the Kiev grandmothers, but was black, and covered with wool, like my cat Yasha."

Later, the press secretary of the Kiev Council that the mayor from today goes on a long-term vacation, as he decided to realize his long-standing dream from childhood - a flight into space. Our editorial office contacted the Baikonur cosmodrome in Kazakhstan, and there confirmed information about the planned launch of the Orion-2 orbital station next month, on which American and Russian astronauts will be present, as well as a citizen of Ukraine, L. Chernowetsky, who also wished to take on board the station one of the domestic animals, which we did not find out in the press service of the cosmodrome.

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