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[ + 40 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66593
 06.07.2012
gonza> by culture watched the broadcast
zizmo> I was warned of the phrase "the culture watched the broadcast"
Is there any transmission of the type "T-34" and its smooth sunset in the Renaissance"?
16-15: Concert for the SAU transmission box accompanied by artillery choir
20:00 The White Tiger Truth or fiction?
21-00 News of tank construction in the world
21-30: Change the oil together with Clape
22 hours of cycle. "Love me gently!" How the QVs multiply.
23:00 For those who do not sleep. Acoustic concert of the chore of the repair brigade accompanying the repair of the BT-26
gonza> fucking smelled
00-00 Final program "And again Comrade Stalin leads into battle"
History of a Disappeared Civilization. "The mystery of the desert coloration of the Rommel tanks near Stalingrad"
Dis> 24-00 Transmission with Anfisa Chechova "Is it true that T - 34?and "
AAAAAA> AAAAAA!!! He killed!! to
Dis> 18-00 Transmission for teenagers. "Is it really harmful to clean the duo every day"
Petrovich> 7:45 For the children. "Emaska and Leichttraktoriska collect a dance for a boy!"
Dis> "Good night kids. A story about how one heavy tank met five lightweights.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №66592
 06.07.2012
The xxx:
What did you do with the Diablo 3 defense system?
WOW :
It’s like playing naked in the bathroom with piddars.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66591
 06.07.2012
He was on a business trip to a small rural town and went to a cafe for lunch.
Shurpa, pigeons and coffee.
Coffee cannot be made.
Why is?
Because you ordered the pigeons.
I found nothing to object. At least I made cross-links of mutually exclusive orders.

[ + 36 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66590
 06.07.2012
Previously it seemed like I would buy a car and drive it always and everywhere. That was when I was 16. Now I am 45 and the frequency of trips can be determined by the fact that the "non-freezing tank" is enough for me for two years. Two calendar years.

YYY: So sell it.

XXX: How do I sell it? What will I do for the "unfreeze"?? to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №66589
 06.07.2012
The toilet is on the street, the toilet is on the street :(

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №66588
 06.07.2012
A woman looking at a bouquet of roses.
Never give me a rose.
Why is?! to
They are not standing. I don’t like when I’m not...

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66587
 06.07.2012
If Schrödinger registered in the VK, he would unambiguously set himself status.
"There is no status"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №66586
 06.07.2012
The girl cried after a violent orgasm. Why is?
Xennexy: paid too little

[ + 36 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66585
 06.07.2012
The most terrifying for the tech support provider is an eastern woman of middle age, whose son set up a router and went to the army.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №66584
 05.07.2012
by Lenta.ru :
Railways are slower than bicycles

There are no more claims to the Russian Post.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №66583
 05.07.2012
Why can’t you find a girlfriend?
xxx: because travel in this world my member is only interesting to spammers
yyyy : ))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №66582
 05.07.2012
A friend was looking for a job, after the university, found a vacancy in school
Silent_Spectator: but decided to look for a summer job, I quote
The Quiet Spectator:
The voice in the phone: Hello, are you on the ad?
Yes, according to the announcement.
New voice: Tell me, and what was written in the announcement?
I: I need a director in the theatre studio "Collovrat". Requirements -"unlimited imagination and breadth of views", requirements to....
A new voice interrupts me: UGU, fine. Did my colleague tell you the most important thing?
I: I’m not sure I know what’s most important to you.
The new voice: This is a gay cabaret.
A sudden cry on the back: Cat, you’re so bad! He may be scared!
Quiet spectator: I sit and run out of laughter.

Non-traditional cabaret is crazy! Theatre-studio "Collovrat" fucking take it! Art of Performing! "Jarilo" the hell of the damn! "The Warrior of the Rainbow"!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №66581
 05.07.2012
1: yes really any Linux can be configured for yourself only need to be armed with bugs for this and the rest of the material. I chose Ubuntu for his prostate.
2: for what? 0 0 0

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №66580
 05.07.2012
Dmitry, our company is engaged in casting in movies and TV series. We would like to invite you to the casting, there is an interesting role for you. A movie about racing. You have to chase, chase a lot.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №66579
 05.07.2012
When will my order arrive? I am already employed.
It will be in stock in a week. They are not treated, but treated.
Serg: That’s the point that I’m already terbit!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №66578
 05.07.2012
And Solomon said, What was, it will be, and what has been done, it will be done, and there is nothing new under the sun. Sometimes they say something: look, this is news! And it has been in the centuries that passed before us".
And the crowd cried out, “Boyan!” and disappointed.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №66577
 05.07.2012
M: Enter the missed letters:
If you have the word “kitchen” – be proud of yourself

It did not work (

M: It is the same.

[ + 31 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66576
 05.07.2012
Searched on the internet how to make money, eventually found this: If you don't have money tie to your ass a crown, I honestly was in a whale)

[ + 49 - ] [39 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66575
 05.07.2012
Discussion of changes in the legislation:

xxx: I am personally in horror waiting for what else the Twitter boy will scream on TV...

YYY: Can he pump the game into the iPhone so that we don’t touch it?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №66574
 05.07.2012
I'm just from the side of the Fitz, right next to the court Deposys are standing. They saw me right under the wheels with my stick. I brake and ask what happened. The answer simply killed: "Audi stolen". I ask, am I at 10? There was no answer.

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