xxx> The most funny, in my opinion, is the fountain in front of the Palace of Sports at -20.
yyy>He probably works on the tool, and maybe on the alcohol :)
What you call a fountain is actually the technological cooling of the ice arena.

This was at a festival:

XXX is
I go from the second half to the first on the road... there are three calves (not bad), drunk in the ass... two catch me for the ropes on the regulane, where the passage was hanging, and they start to pull in their sides and say - guy, fuck us.. all three.
You know, I just wasted.)

YYY
rgggggg


YYY
They kicked me too.

XXX is
Have you been raped? :)

YYY
No, thank God :D

YYY
But if she were alone... I’d have her ;)
or 2

YYY
But not 3

XXX is
Yes, and so on three...
I almost cried out of such generosity.)

The xxx:
How I ate yesterday....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
The xxx:
Oh shit
YYYY :
He did not sleep at home at all.

When five men fight against one, justice more often rests than wins.
Tagged: fucking
Have you ever tried to smile?
Yes, on the 3rd of last month...
Shaman: was it not then that the water in the sea won, 30 people died, and the teaques on the coast died?and :)
Filed to:scuco

Karpova is:
I have a full pop.

by Rogi4:
Poorly

When Bruce Benner is angry, he turns into Hulk, when Hulk is angry, he turns into Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris gets angry, he turns into Anatoly Wassermann.

Quaka 2, it is a toy of all times and peoples, it does not cease to stumble, you run, in one breath you roll a bunch of monsters, the leader immediately comes out, you with 2% of life without ammunition roll and him, joyfully you run to the exit and here you are pushed by the elevator :(

I spent the whole day at home, as the American did not slip from the couch before the calf, eaten, jerked, slept, briefly parasitized, the calf was walking on a stretched path of garbage from the telephone to the sorting, and then to the comp, fell and I was lazy to get up, I lay for five minutes on the floor, then my brother began to pin my feet, moving to my room, and say that I am jerking American amobe, and I was roasting choking...

I am seriously thinking about Darwin’s theory that labor made man a monkey, for today I have undergone a direct-proportional process and it has justified itself.

She is:
Are there unrealistic dreams?

He is:
I want a bigger penis... well he has me and so on more than the average, but it would be fun like 18-20 cm

She is:
You are a cute guy!

He is:
I care about the beautiful field! God, I do not ask for myself.

K: how good it is to work on Sundays

K: I want to sleep.

D: the body cheats

K: the UGU

K: One weekend does not break the yearly cycle

D: one weekend in the ginseng can break the cycle for months so for 9

It seems that on the quotation about concerns about sex everyone tried shift+plusic...

liha
Yesterday I cut off the light all over the village.

liha
All three bears.

Kenny
How I cut?

liha
I don’t remember, they say the transformer turned off.

In the morning after drinking.

1: I feel terrible and probably look even worse, circles under my eyes. Yes is?

You don’t look normal, there are no circles. The bags are closed :)

Nothing encourages learning as a passing bus with recruits.

I go to the army.
In a year, one of you will become a father.
I am going to be a grandfather ?

<Xapgpok> what prevents you from "playing like a rock star" (c)?
<Xapgpok> %)
<SeGH> anatomically incorrect position of the hands

The Assessment Center

XXX: And they were offered an idiotic game at the final stage: imagine that you are in a boat, and you are carried to the abyss, and save from 6 can 4, whom you choose... and they pulled the roles... my lucky man, as always, pulled a lonely man, who was a good swimmer... his, respectively, from the bowl and the pitch - because he can and will survive, and no, so no one will cry and will not...

YYY : ha! This is not stupidity! Here I worked in Moscow in one firm that carries out such selections... they suggested a situation: 5 chiefs of departments and the head of the firm decide who to get vodka in the barrel... and you need to answer reasonably why you can’t run... here I wrote with boiling water...

and our acquaintance embedded a photo element from a child’s toy in a regular box under the washer above a regular garbage can.
...
Now, if something is thrown into the bowl, it joyfully and loudly answers "nam-nim!" and "mmm, I love cookies!", and sometimes maneuverably shakes:)

I had to go to the toilet! At the toilet!! to

White: There is a stand in the institute with all kinds of grades and awards there, one of them was given.
1st Awarded "NIGHT RING MACRAME" in the competition "Hands in the legs"
2nd Awarded "NIGHT RING MACRAME" in the competition "Well weather"
Three Awarded "NIGHT RING MACRAME" in the "Miss Muscle" competition
4 is Awarded "NIGHT RING MACRAME" in the competition "Get a goal"
5 is Awarded "NIGHT RING OF MACRAME" in the competition "Battle of DJs"

It’s hard to imagine what these night macro-machines are capable of.

Mattahari: "Stop Drinking" is when the air conditioner is easier to turn on than to speak out.
Emirates: o_o