“Pasha, when you become a dictator, I will pay you money to be your wife, because being a dictator’s wife is prestigious.
“When I am a dictator, I will not need your money because I will have unlimited access to the country’s economic resources.
Then I’m just going to swallow!

Today was born an epic phrase, very accurately reflecting the essence of the situation in the Russian Federation:

I am tired of cuddling...

Laika

You have no letters!
Girl: Maybe it’s actually better...

Did you know that if a gepard is hungry, a person can develop a speed of up to 70 km/h?

When will the UP button appear on all websites?! to

Specification: Shift + Space

Now in the train. The girls come in and ask: Are we from above or from below?

BOOMik: It’s interesting why Apple didn’t hit Google because of the name iGoogle?

ukko: <irony>Do you think that Apple has already patented the first line letter “i” in product names?</irony>

Tagged with: irony

Wait for the complaint! and :)

s0rr0w: iSk

This is why Scotch will go on.

EOL opens new tobacco bottle
Eol: The stinking smell!
Eol: I can’t get out of the bank.
ML: Do you eat?

Women have such a thing.
I know I know. Name of Twitter
Mmm falling under the table

Blonde Joe: Okay, tell me about your sadness :-)

Ealand: Well... that’s... I just went to hell, and I gave in to hell’s conspiracies.

Blonde Joe: Oh, what did I smoke?

ealand: nothing smoked)) in short, in two words - was insidiously seduced by his subordinates into an unventilated and hollow-ventilated cabinet and was locked there, sitting for an hour and a half.

ealand: released only when I promised to deal with the dress code, and now from tomorrow my soldiers can go to work in shorts and shoes(((

xxx (15:38:34 4/07/2012)
I’d go out and talk with physicists at night about the discovery of the Higgs Boson. Foolish football fans.
yyy (15:40:08 4/07/2012)
I too, though physicist of me... but that doesn’t hinder being a fan! After all, football fans usually don’t know how to play themselves at all, and I’ll think a little bit. So - on the neck of the shirt of the flowers of FizTeh, in the hands of the dude with a pair of formulas and forward to the fan sector!
A hat on the head with the law of Ohm.

Today’s youth is mature rapidly, and now the old age is not a privilege only of the elderly.

We had to go to a wonderful country of Moldova. On the main street of their main city of Chisinau, I overtake some holidaymakers on a meeting street, and there has been no marking there for a long time and the road is dirty to the dirt (the case was in November). Immediately after the completion of the manoeuvre, I was stopped by an employee of the glorious Moldovan GIBDD.
The question is, “What’s going on, Captain?” He said a phrase that I remembered for a long time.
“You have crossed an imaginary double consistency!”
After offering to pay with imaginary money, we calmly went on.

If a problem can be solved for money, it is not a problem, it is a cost. The Jewish Wisdom.

The Third Dimension? If you both have a third-size breast and stomach, it’s zero.

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Here in Europe they work, not what we suffer at work.)

It’s difficult to maintain a cultural conversation with a person who calls Rubens’s work “fap content.”

I only played in old civilization, back in the 1990s. Apparently in the second.
When French catapults fought with Aztec tanks, or Mahatma Gandhi declared war on Stalin, it did not upset anyone.

They fought with a mine. Why are you destroying magic and ruining your fairy tale?

I might want to talk to him!
Like a man with a man!

HGH: The Man

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Let’s talk about judo!
The Jewish conversation!
This is a real jerk!)
A brutal jerk! xd

xxx :D

shamanko.ya: I came to work with the name "Paladin"! I sit and wait for a couple of rides and go to the headquarters O_o